• 8 am-You
  • 8 am Departure
    come on sleepyhead, it's time to drive to nowhere i love it when you smile and aren't afraid to ask questions don't you tell me to stop my breathing malignant s...
  • A Friend Of Mine
    "Running down the road trying to roosen my road" That's what Mike heard in Japan cause there's no "L" in the language He's been unamazed by the people he's save...
  • All Sense Is Lost
    You'd hold on to nothing If it fit in your hands Pockets and bags just won't understand The common disorder of heads on the rise Don't smell with the nose or se...
  • All Senses Lost
    You'd hold on to nothing If it fit in your hands Pockets and bags just won't understand The common disorder of heads on the rise Don't smell with the nose or se...
  • American Hearts
    Hey, you're part of it Yeah, you're part of it I walk the streets of a Carolina watching people pushing shopping carts And there's a guy above me and he's washi...
  • David Lee Rock
    Well you came to kick ass and to take Names and you got sick of taking names Well you've been around for years, you've Been around the block you were thick as t...
  • Dirty Harry And The Thunderbolts
    As it spun around and around, I thought to myself this is quite amazing Perhaps they would be justified in laughing If this was a scene from naked gun part III ...
  • Don't Tell Me Nothing
    Sometimes there's nothing to say at first Well, that's a mighty blow You get something for nothing, but have nothing to show But oh, it's the sweetest thing Oh,...
  • Fat And Skinny Asses
    We're calling all allies down because we're so sick of waiting around Watching you simply destroy yourself, cosmetics and all Trying to not find your plans, lik...
  • Fear And Loathing On Cape Cod
    If I find my way back home, I'll say ???hat am I doing here??We have made our camp, but not settled Nothing can touch us here We took the van one night The thre...
  • Get Old Or Die Trying
    Everyone always talks about the good days before the trouble came They broke up something that was never complete Mid-twenties depression or a quarter life cris...
  • Getting Mugged And Loving It
    Got to get back to the world you know Take it or leave it from me with time on my side You wouldn't last for a minute Buddy shut up cause you're in it Nothing t...
  • Giddy Like A School Girl
    You're batting your eyelashes in one direction And it makes you giddy like a schoolgirl And it makes you coo like a dove What's wrong with that? what's wrong wi...
  • Giddy Like A Schoolgirl
    You're batting your eyelashes in one direction And it makes you giddy like a schoolgirl And it makes you coo like a dove What's wrong with that? what's wrong wi...
  • Giving Cup
    Believe, believe that's how they teach you to breathe But what do they expect when they say decide You say it's your right Well it's mine too You say you go out...
  • Grace Kelly With Wings
    That's more than a dress it's a Grace Kelly movie You can see my benefit Leave it on my doorstep or on my windowsill I've got to take care of it, I've got to wa...
  • Haven't Tried It
    I haven't tried it, but I think I've quite decided I won't wake you when you're dead And if you mind them you can just go out and find them Take all their stuff...
  • Holden Caufield
    I'd rather take the long way home I'd rather get lost on the side walk the wind blew so hard last night where do the ducks go in the wintertime? I'd rather tak...
  • Human Taste Test
    This is not suitable for human consumption You ask how I know it's just cause I read the label And I listened to the sound We are living through the lost riff g...
  • If Marcus Garvey Dies, Then Marcus Garvey Lives
    This postcard from hell should remind you of how lucky you are Simply assimilate or simply be destroyed There's a little respect that you are disrespecting No m...
  • It's Going To Get Worse Before It Gets Better
    I'm coughing up a lung or two just so you know I'm breathing well in front of you I'm holding out a knife or two just so you know I'm standing next to you You c...
  • Just A Simple Plan
    You got a window in the basement You got a perfect view, but you don't care Have you ever seen the things that go on outside? You got a door to your apartment, ...
  • Karate Chops For Everyone But Us
    Trashed and battered now and passed out on the floor I'm getting good at sleeping on dates Nothing seems to hold my interest anymore Bad ideas come in small dos...
  • King Of The Road
    Andy went back to school He got sick of Newbury Comics Aaron still rides a lot, except now he's just fatter Alex took over for Alex Van Halen, after his major s...
  • Life On The Farm
    Time to lead a farmer's life You may not know why Hell yeah you have heard it right, still, you don't know why I am unimpressed by the secrets of this mess we'v...
  • Location Is Everything
    Drive around forever on an empty tank of gas You can see all of Boulder from up here I can't forget this even if I wanted to Would you rather listen to somethin...
  • Long Nights
    Long nights, hard times Everything that makes you feel tired I think I got to get away from you Long nights, hard times Everything that makes you feel tired Tha...
  • Look I Just Don't Like You
    It doesn't look good to me So I'm sleeping outside your room I've been making plans I've been saying my goodbyes I've been shaking hands coming fresh from the b...
  • Nature Wins
    How could you be the foolish type? Faith is kept by land waters skies and their childs who walk a lonely mile Some are sharp and the others dull You could still...
  • New Coke
    Sometimes there are dragons in my head I am in a room with giants Put on your black dress We'll go dance again Step on each others toes Hold each others breath ...
  • No One Else
    My girl's got a big mouth, Which means she babbles alot She laughs at most everything, Whether it's funny or not And if you see her, tell her it's over now I wa...
  • No One Else(Tribute To Weezer)
    My girl's got a big mouth, which means she babbles alot She laughs at most everything, whether its funny or not And if you see her, tell her its over now I wan...
  • Oh, The Congestion
    I'm waiting for the sun, I'm waiting for someone to get me out of bed Sweet oblivion Well, it's just what's the point? I'll ask anyone for absolute truths and h...
  • On And On
    If you see a cobweb, just don't care It's the last thing you should fear Just live and save yourself from all that's living there And if you wander off enjoy yo...
  • Opener
    If you don't want to know, why'd you ask with phrases slow? You hear too much still want it all Listen to the writing on the wall Greek alphabet can ruin days o...
  • Part Of Your Body Is Made Out Of Rock
    It's a sunny day But you still have made mistakes The sunlight may not save you Laying down pitch less hiss Under green, green trees Why would you want to make ...
  • Present Tense
    I would like to think about it Not just take a glimpse around it You know just what I mean If you've got another minute It would be nice to be in it Why would w...
  • Put Your Slippers On Instead
    You may find that the world is harsh and cold But you don't have to hold your tongue or do just what you're told Or you may feel weak, worried, or lonesome Like...
  • Rich People Can Breed
    Album: We Are the Only Friends We Have (2002) People to see places to go And then I ended up in Babylon "At the risk of sounding rude," she asked, "Do you have...
  • Rich People Can't Breed
    People to see places to go, And then I ended up in Babylon "At the risk of sounding rude," she asked, "Do you have any nice clothes?" And me so smart I said som...
  • Rock Revolution
    can't you see by the look in our eyes that the rock revolution won't be televised can't you see by the look in our eyes that the rock revolution won't be telev...
  • Roll On
    I've heard that there's no place like home, so where do we go from here? I don't feel like this everyday I'm taking stand to go out and play Fresh air is good f...
  • Rules For Mules
    Gotta clean my mouth out with soap I gotta stop swearing, I gotta stop swearing Gotta clean my eyes out with dirt I gotta stop staring, I gotta stop staring En...
  • Sex Sells And
    I don't mean this like it sounds I can't stand up and can't sit down I'm only half as fast as I was yesterday The tighter the shirt the better it is A carrot an...
  • Shark Attack
    Hey look I got this thing on my shoulder Listen all it makes a BIG NOISE! Don't get too close it might snap at you, oh well And I am thinking you do not want th...
  • Still We Let It Choke Us
    It's not what you want But you'll take what you get Why waste your time? Looking sharp boy Hair is just right Tie is on tight for eight hours every day now You ...
  • Strangers
    Where you going to? I don't know I've killed my world and I've killed my time So where do I go and what do I see? I see many people coming after me Well, where ...
  • The Benefits Of Ice Cream
    I know a place where the dead they come to life But you will get there and see it anyway You can float but you cannot walk by Why send a robot to do a man's jo ...
  • The Jealous Guy Blues
    If you can't see it doesn't mean its not there I will take a seat in the electric chair It's the way the cookie crumbles and the play is always fair I got you, ...
  • The King
    The king he sat in a chair of gold and let life let him be his daughter sat by his side most nights to keep him company the wise man and the alcamist looked ove...
  • The Monkey Versus The Robot
    I know a guy who lives just for the weekends He says he's tired a lot He says there should be five days of weekend instead of five days of work And I remind him...
  • The Rock Revolution
    Can't you see by the look in our eyes that The rock revolution won't be televised When she reached maturity according to her father She was given his old acoust...
  • The Six Eighter
    Thank you for not giving me Anything or not making Me take anything at all Or give me nothing It's just as simple as that You always ask if us primates are sur...
  • The Song That Launched 1,000 Ships
    Well you're on the boat for sure Life jacket and suntan lotion Feel the sun beating down Under all its rays you feel unstoppable You think you can have it all T...
  • The Song That Launched A Thousand Ships
    Well you're on the boat for sure Life jacket and suntan lotion Feel the sun beating down Under all its rays you feel unstoppable You think you can have it all T...
  • There's Always Something Better To Do
    When you get floored from coming down and ears are closer to the ground, you say you make noise all the time but you're loud just like a mime So keep your pride...
  • They Don't Understand Us At The Academy
    We're walking past the windows Trying to disrupt the classes Where you're learning nothing In a gang of five or more They'll discredit us and defile our names B...
  • Time Lost
    time lost why are we separated by our actions? all the times we had before all the things i won't forget how can you let them go? erase memories destroy me eras...
  • We Believe In Karma
    We pulled it off right in front of your eyes like it was magic They'll find us dead for this When you paint the town a lovely crimson red just wait till you get...
  • Where Have All The Classics Gone
    Of course we will survive this golden age Where ideas are just old ideas rehashed Quality, style and function aren't applied Where have all the classics gone I'...
  • You Won't Be Seeing Me Again
    I'll watch you run away Through the peaceful fields All the times you've dripped right through my hands I'd cover you with anything you want My arms only reach ...
  • You Wouldn't Be A Piece Without Your Moustache
    You kind of look like Tom Sellick from Three Men and a Baby I bet you have no trouble catching all of the ladies Have you ever though to yourself of shaving tha...
  • You Wouldnt Be A Piece Without Your Moustache
    You kind of look like Tom Sellick from Three Men and a Baby I bet you have no trouble catching all of the ladies Have you ever though to yourself of shaving tha...