Hey, there, pretty little girl (hey, man), With your long brown sexy curls (uh, uh) You're a hottie, body tight, Good, god almighty Alright, son, hold up, You ...

Ain't you from Georgia I want somebody now to come lay down with me I got that dirty South and girl I aim to please (Brooks) She tender like tender roni suck th...

Well I'm sorry and I apologize for any pain I may have caused you and I made you my enemy but now I need you as my friend and I've been wrong for so long not to...

Ohhhyeah, yeahyea boylook a here Man, I done ten more lines than Etch-A-Sketch in my time better catch you fetchin' by nine; better blast your right mind if sof...

People in the back ground talking: Care for another Martini? I could wet my whistle Brandy Sir? [Song:] Bartender I really did it this time Broke my parole to...

Go 1,2,3,4 Could someone help me comprehend? How my wanting to have friends Is now this monster that I feed Its popularity I need people think that Im the dea...

Everybody gather 'round, cuz you know we'a fin' to do this thang fo' reezy some ser'ous Put "?cha money in ya shoe and it won't get wet Come on Here comes a man...

I think about it, you know life and what it really means I drink about it, I think I'm busting at the seams Don't over think it, I think somebody told me that b...

[Hook:] I got my hat tilted sideways and brand new shoes I got my Alpine bumpin' rattlin' my rear view Lookin' at the world behind me make it bump bump bump Tu...

Law dawg done run me outta town got a hot case of Mickey's and the hammer down if he get me, then he got me, didn't even kiss my mama left that white girl in th...

I don't feel so good where am I This is not where I laid down Who are these people, who's home is this Where's my clothes and where's my car How did I get in th...

Sittin' on the corner of 33rd and utter hell You ain't killed nobody today, but I ain't well Hangin' up on strippers, working on my 3rd bottle of liquor You sme...

Today, we'd like to welcome you to the funeral of wack motherfuckers worldwide your days are numbered And everybody wants to be there but no one wants to stay a...

I've gotta drinkin' problem man one mouth and two hands And an empty can I ain't got no loochie loochie And yall don't understand I'm just a simple man Doin' th...

(Danny) OoooooooooooooooooooooooohThis a test of The Emergency Broadcast System This is only a test If this had been a real emergency, you'd probably be sittin'...

Paging Dr Bender Paging Dr Bender Paging Dr Bender please We gonna get up outta here now Come on come on come on come on Come on come on come on come on There...

Brooks: RehabShit, Like always do about this time Danny: Hey, Ladies and gentlemens We'd like to thank y'all all for comin' down to the One Duck County only car...

Falling in love, such sweet sorrow Here's a little something from me You know there's an old saying If you love something, set it free If it doesn't comes back,...

Always schemin' to make real my dreamin' Oh, since my conscience ?? Run and hide, live a lie Never cry, I got devil eyes All I despise, quick to criticize I wa...

You know, they say hell has no fury like a woman scorned So vengeful and mother earth has been done wrong And I think she's sick Yo, she's pukin up lava Her ner...

Chuck Janke (Brooks Buford): Well, it's been a hell of a game thus far, Wink Wink Dinkerson (Danny Boone): Yeah, it sure has Chuck You know, Brooks Buford was a...

(Brooks) Yup, yup, yupcome on, come on What's Up?? Throw up those hands, we back again Thought we gone with the wind Where the lesbians? The booze, and the broa...

Nicoderm patch and a Marlboro red Wild turkey out the bottle gauz covers where the wrists bled Begged and pled and fled rockin' a hospital gown brain dead Hitch...

I tried to be cool, I tried to maintain let you sit up in my head and rent space in my brain I chilled to keep from bashin' car windows and crashin' that's why ...

How come everything good goes to bits how come everybody wantin' me to quit any why is it that only the good die any why do I gotta always get high How come eve...

Waking up grumpy and dirty, hung over from last night, eww! don't remember what happened, but there looks like there was a fight my eyes are are all swollen, I'...

Muthafucka I love to cuss Muthafucka I love to cuss Well, you can lick my ass and you can suck my balls Muthafucka I love to cuss Hey! Muthafuck you too! Mutha...

Because of what you have done The heaven's have become a part of man's world And as you talk to us from the Sea of Tranquility It inspires us to bring peace and...

Spinning into infinity I drink my cup of mushroom tea See the stars flirting 'round My vision Time for me to fly This is my mission Tonight Can you tell me wher...

(Brooks Buford) W-F-U-K AM 420 now interrupts your regular radio programming for broadcast of the One Duck County Demon game Chuck Janke (Brooks Buford): Hey pu...

Sittin in traffic another day of feeling nothing Trying to find something I guess it's back to huffin' Paint and model glue oh how I die when I look At you smil...

I'm barely livin' in my skin, depression's my only friend And I don't know where I am heading, tryin' to forget where I've been And I'm so sick of lying, God pl...

I'm barely livin' in my skin, depression's my only friend and I don't know where I am heading, tryin' to forget where I've been and I'm so sick of lying, God pl...

Sittin in traffic another day of feeling nothing Trying to find something I guess it's back to huffin' Paint and model glue oh how I die when I look At you smil...

Cant believe that you want to walk away from me Cant talk to me, put a restraining order, huh?, on my dog and me? Why the third degree? I know I threw the TV bu...

Can't believe that you want to walk away from me can't talk to me, put a restraining order, huh?, on my dog and me? why the third degree? I know I threw the TV ...

Two, Three Don't try to be the best man, be the best that you can 'cause number one ain't nothing but the opinion of man and a man loves death and hate crime an...

High on coaine drunk drivin' in the rain Goin' north in the southbound lane Railroad crossing I out run the train Holdin' pain golden grain Danno Malone's the n...

[Hook:] This will be my last tattoo To cover the memory of someone I thought I'd always need Cover her name with a smoking gun Make it hurt as much as possible...

Well it's just another lawn chair high It's just another lawn chair high And I'm sittin' in the carport Lookin' down the driveway Watchin' all the cars go by An...

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you and fuck you State your religious background I don't believe in shit Life is hell I'm wearing oven mits When I'm rubb...

Ms Jones Ms Jones gotta yellow bird Gotta pretty yellow bird that she be keepin' in a cage Ms Jones gotta yellow bird But she don't want her pretty yellow bird ...

(feat Mandy Lauderdale) An excess rules everything I do So tell me how can I be more like you Cause all of this don't seem to bother you So tell me how can I b...

My addiction makes me piss on floors And go home with these scabby whores I took too much LSD Now I'm at ICU at Emory Cocaine and cores comes out my pores Puki...

MY ADDICTION Makes me piss on floors And go home with these scabby whores I took too much LSD Now I'm at ICU at Emory Cocaine and Coors Comes out my pores Pukin...

My addiction makes me piss on floors and go home with these scabby whores i took to much LSD now i'm in I C U at MRE Cocaine and Coors come out my pores Pukin ...

I lost it all, my brain, life, my balls for y'all no more phone calls I walk alone, along 'cross the long hauls the alcohol stars the show the strip-malls, the ...

Come on, come on, come on, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah You turn away when I come around I ain't even looked at you when I look at you , you look down look crazy, tel...

You say I am narcissistic and cold hearted, well yeah maybe But I don't give a damn about you this much is true My vision is blurry and my thoughts are hazy bab...

When I was twelve, while checking the mail I was admiring the car of the man next door And thinking to myself, man, one of these days I'm gonna have me a house ...

This just inAs the war continues in Afghanistan, two guys have been spotted over the Appalachian Mountains; acting like complete idiots; drinking beer and eatin...

What the fuck is wrong with you I can't see through the shit you do I turn my back and you come in my house and try to snatch my baby You really want to go to w...

And I'm runnin' for an earhole Looking for the exit sign To outside my mind Everybody wants to talk And I want peace When I want to be alone You call on me And ...

I strike up a full sprint with the day the planet Turns to ashes breathing down my neck hellish degrees And armageddon summer running with fhleestax with weed S...

I am the everything the all knowing The omnipotent one I watch the fields I do not feel I circumnavigate everyone I am the scarecrow, alone and disconnected You...

1pm looking out the glass Grey sky forecast Cold with the wind chill Thinking bout the past Always thinking bout the past When will I get over it Why are the go...

when i woke up this morining you was long good gone i thought you heard me say you was my vertebrae my back bone but ?bon? the dawn feels wrong, the night ain't...

Bar tender I really did it this time Broke my parole to have a good time When I got home it was 6 am The door was locked so I kicked it in She was trippin on th...

Bar tender I really did it this time Broke my parole to have a good time When I got home it was 6 am The door was locked so I kicked it in She was trippin' on t...

Brooks: Let me see, when you talk when you talk into that Little Girl: Uh huh? Brooks: That thing right there Little Girl: Um hmm Brooks: It makes your voice co...

Whatcha want girl? Whatcha need girl? Here go, come here Don't act like that I'm so dizzy My head is spinning She's so fine that it should be a sin Good Lordy s...

And the grass is always greener on the other side Ummm"¦And one is too many and a million just ain't enough and I get high for the feeling or could it be the la...

Ya'll want that? Are you sure you wanna go there? You sure you wanna go there? I've sat in many places, studied many faces, discovered over time that my mouth w...

and breathin's overrated stormchasin and its gettin later i used to love her now i hate her shes a brainraider fallin in a crater of lost memories im so out of ...

I'm all messed up I walk these time zones Never know where I am Am I chasing a dream or a milestone I try to live up to these Who do they think I am I got two ...

A history of stillness, a blood-line of mental illness I'd rather be a fraud and be happy than be known as the realest till the same dark day for my mother and ...

(spoken) You can do pretty much whatever you want You can fuck my ass = (Oh my GOD! Jeez!) You can cum in my mouth (Ohh, Lord!) Whatever = You want to do Just k...

Satisfaction is power over everything and I'm powerless Gluttony hasn't gone out of style since the fall of man We scratch and claw we steal and kill ambitions ...

Dagnabbit I got the same bad habits my dad had as a Lad/ I get mad at myself sittin in the back of a ca Feelin wack as a whip on the back of a slave on a ship B...

[Chorus x2] This town is my home, it's, deep in my soul That's why I'm at home, even when I'm on the road [Verse 1] Grew up in the backdrop, of a small town ...

[Hook:] Just walk away, just walk away There's too much wrong for you to stay Just walk away, Just walk away Gonna get yourself in trouble, walk away Now he w...

We ain't come to play, get outta the way Or where you stand is right where you'll lay I want to see your arm's movin' side to side You want to win, then be on m...

[Hook:] We live like there ain't no tomorrow No regrets, no time for the sorrow Keep movin one foot in front of the other We all looking for something Hey, hey...

I've tried it all twice or more Told the lies and hit the floor Broken down, what is real? Hoping, doubt try to kill Each other in the war that's in My head I h...

I've tried it all twice or more Told the lies and hit the floor Broken down, what is real? Hoping, doubt try to kill Each other in the war that's in My head I h...