On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me a Partridge in a Pear Tree On the second day of Christmas, My true love gave to me, Two Turtle Doves, And...

Well Brian and me well, We both agree that, That penny loafers are absurd, 'Cause I dont know why on earth, You would take yout two cents worth, And stick them ...

Angels we have heard on hihg, sweetly singing o'er the plains, and the mountains in reply, echoing their joyous strains Gloria in excelsis deo gloria in excelsi...

Yeah, I'm not angry And no, I'm not upset It's taken me awhile But this is what I've learned Emotional attachment is really not a threat When I'm simply not con...

I'm so tired of the phone baby, I don't like the tone, the way we say "I love you"a thousand times, We say those words but we can't look into each others eyes ...

Should auld acquaintance be forgot And never brought to mind? Should auld acquaintance be forgot And days of auld lang syne? For auld lang syne, my dear For au...

There were times in my life when I was confused There were things between me and God that were blocking my view So I prayed, "Oh dear Lord, take these things aw...

I've given up, I'm giving up slowly, I'm blending in so You won't even know me apart from this whole world that shares my fate This one last call that You menti...

Everyone was beaming Everyone Everywhere And Scottie did lots of the work And I said "Beam me up Scottie "And can I get a cup of coffee "And the internet it sti...

I'll watch you wind on down the string And settle to the ground I'll give my little hand a yank And then you'll come back 'round Just like you and me babe You'...

Sorrow is a lonely feeling Unsettled is a painful place I've lived with both for far too long now Since we've parted ways I've been wrestling with my conscience...

I was gonna spell it out In detail but I dropped the call Before I spilled my guts The floor stayed clean Like my conscience would be 'Cause if you heard anythi...

Take it all down, Christmas is over Do not despair but rather be glad We had a good year, now let's have another Remembering all the good times that we had Oh,...

oh, what a lousy excuse for a car one mile to go, but i can't push it that far i think i've had enough i think i'm giving up saved all my money to buy a new gu...

To know her is to love her I'm going undercover To catch a glimpse but not get caught But to see her could be worse If I don't get my head straight first On sec...

Ok, so, who doesn't own a cell phone Who brought back their permission slip Because I know nobody wants to stay home While the rest of us go out and make a day ...

New boy in the neighborhood Lives down stairs and it's understood He's there just to take good care of me Like he's one of the family Charles in charge of Our ...

someone please save us, us college kids! what my parents told me is what i did they said go to school and be a college kid but in the end i question why i did ...

So this is how the story goes I want everybody to know We love Skittles and Combos So bring some to our next show From our head down to our toes We love Skittl...

I'd better rest my eyes 'cause I'm growing weary of This point you've been trying to make So rather than imply Why don't you just verbalize All the things that ...

Am I at the point of no improvement? What of the death I still dwell in? I try to excel, but I feel no movement Can I be free of this unreleasable sin? [Chorus...

I don't like the steps I took to get to look into your deepest feelings And I don't like the place I'm in head space within the hardwood and the ceiling 'Cause ...

I can smell the death on the sheets Covering me I can't believe this is the end But this is my deathbed I lie here alone If I close my eyes tonight I know I'll...

Deck the Halls with boughs of holly, fa la la la la, la la la la tis the season to be jolly fa la la la la, la la la la don we now our gay apparel fa la la la l...

Fear can drive stick And it's taking me down this road A road down which I swore I'd never go And here I sit Thinking of God knows what Afraid to admit I might ...

I was spending all my time falling in love Should know better, but it's so much fun when I'm with you And has a missing person supposed to hanging up at the bar...

It's the principle it's the issue that your principal would dismiss you Because you don't fit into that all-American Box That coffin created for creative though...

So I've made up my mind I will pretend To leave this world behind And in the end You'll know I've lied To get your attention I'm faking my own suicide I'm faki...

As you push it up through the soil, I will shake your filthy hand You may be dead to me but that don't mean we can't be friends Now it's time to get over this, ...

i'm falling out of grace with the world they say i've lost my midas touch what turned to gold now turns to rust i'm falling out of line with all the stars that ...

five iron frenzy they were good, they were good, they were really really really good five iron frenzy and when you see them we really really think you should th...

A solar flare shines through her hair It's so unfair when you compare The one who's fairest of the fair A solar flare shines through her hair It's so unfair wh...

Now for the question It just won't go away So what are we Gonna do today Cuz it seems like For the last four years We've had far much Let some say I know I alwa...

Am I at the point of no improvement? What of the death I still dwell in? I try to excel, but I feel no movement Can I be free of this unreleasable sin? [Chorus...

How many times Can I push it aside Is it time I befriended all the ghosts of all the things that haunt me most So they leave me alone Move on with my life Be ce...

Oh yes, I know this tension that you speak of We're in the palm of a hand making a fist It'd be best for one of us to speak up But we prefer to pretend it does ...

whoa-oi've been banging my head against the wall whoa-ofor so long it seems i knocked it down, yeah it got knocked down whoa-oand the heating bill went through ...

Dance your cares away (clap clap) Worry's for another day Let the music play(clap clap) Down in Fraggle Rock Work your cares away(clap clap) Dancing's for anot...

you'll go right i'll go left sometimes we dont agree but thats ok cuz in the end we're still brothers you and me we'll go to steak-and-shake sometimes cuz we h...

excuse me, but i've got a request could you take the gag off of my mouth i admit that i'm fairly impressed cause you're the best at blocking me out i believe t...

He tore down the work of 17 years brick by brick And stone by stone No hammer was swingin' cause cheatin' and drinkin' Don't need no help wreckin' a home Ah, bu...

when i made up my mind and my heart along with that to live not for myself but yet for God somebody said do you know what you are getting yourself into? when i ...

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No one told me The right way The right way to go about this So I'll figure it out for myself 'cause how much Is too much To give you Well I may never know So I'...

No one told me the right way The right way to go about this So I'll figure it out for myself 'Cause how much is too much to give you? Well, I may never know So...

Hallelujah, hallelujah Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah Hallelujah, hallelujah Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah Hallelujah, hallelujah Hallelujah, halleluja...

Have yourself a merry little Christmas Let your heart be light From now on our troubles will be out of sight Have yourself a merry little Christmas Make the Yul...

A roll of the dice A slip of the tongue I was stirring up the hornets' nest and finally got me stung Whoa Oh Whoa Oh Said I'd do the right thing But the wrong w...

Oh Believe me I have tried To work this out from the inside Then I finally realized I just need to move on with my life Gotta make something happen Not just si...

We were talking together I said "What's up with this weather?" Dont know whether or not How sad I just got Was on my own volition Or if I'm just missin the sun...

[liner note:] it's a typical cloudy day in canton, ohio, and the relient k boys are trying to score something to do matt t gives dave's cell a phone call [*ce...

sometimes its embarrassing to talk to you to hold a conversation with the only one who sees right through this version of myself i try to hide behind i'll bury ...

With this Christmas wish is missed The point I could convey If only I could find the words to say to let you know How much you've touched my life because Here i...

I listen to the sirens as they sing me back to sleep I pray that no one's seriously hurt It feels like everything is dying at the pivot point of me I listen to ...

Alright I'm a human being Being happy and sane All human beings We are made to quit being inhumane Yeah I don't want to say I'm right I just want you to know I ...

I've dug up miles and miles of sand Searching for something I can't see And I've just got bruised and battered hands And a brand new void inside of me Complete ...

And I'm good, good, good to go I got to get away Get away from all of my mistakes So here I sit looking at the traffic lights The red extinguishes the hope tha...

One, two, three, four! I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas Cuz I ain't nuttin' but bad I broke my bed on Johnny's head Somebody snitched on me I hid a frog in s...

Chillin' at the lair Snarf, me and the twins My favorite feline is the one who wore cheetah skins Fighting evil, we drink milk, and we purr a lot Ask me to cros...

(melodic vocals) I made a habit Of never making promises That aren't easy to keep And there you have it From now I'll make you one that is To keep you here wit...

I got a chill And I wanted to say it was you Be still because what I'm about to say is the truth Unless we stretch until the point of nearly breaking in two We'...

It's always nice to look out the window And see those very first few flakes of snow And later on we can go outside And create the impression of an angel that ju...

so it was jeremy in 1983 in his ocean pacific t who got a bloody knee on his skateboard in the half pipe in the backyard that tuesday night and i'm only gonna ...

if it hurts, kiss it better you wear skirts, i write nice letters never said nothing with flowers though we always talked for hours and it seems to get much col...

Jesus, I pray Take all my mistakes Throw them away Destroy them for my sake Jesus, I call out 'cause I'm sorry Because I fall so short of your glory To the bes...

Let it all out (get it all out) Rip it out, remove it Don't be alarmed, when the wound begins to bleed Cause we're so scared to find out What this life's all a...

Hey taxi Take me straight to the heart of it The nucleus of politics where somebody started it Cause they taxed me With a scalpel piece by piece They cut me dee...

Our concentration it contains a deadly flaw our conversations change from words to blah, blah blah we took prescription drugs but look how much good that did we...

Six o'clock already I was just in the middle of a dream I was kissin' Valentino by a crystal blue Italian stream And I can't be late 'cause then I guess I just ...

Walk through the streets of PA and you may see her Go up to her and say you're a believer Disgusting trash on MTV, it makes her smile That guy from Satan's emba...

Bored in a stable with nothing to do We make a game of throwing our shoes Lead me to water, but not to the track Show me a saddle and I'll say, "Hey get off my ...

People make mistakes Finding everything breaks And it always is the same Gotta find someone to blame Cause these errors that we make Cause we're all human earth...

I made it through the year And I did not even collapse Gotta say thank God for that I'm torn between what keeps me whole And what tears me in half I'll fall apa...

School's out, Christmas break Home for the holidays, meatloaf and fruit cake Off to Grandma's, it's so boring Screaming kids, and grandpa snoring! My aunt Margr...

We all know the girls that I am talking about Well they are time bombs and they are ticking And the only questions whenthey'll blow up! And they'll blow up, we ...

I feel like I would like to be somewhere else Doing something that matters And I admit here while I sit here My mind wastes away and my thoughts stick together ...

We should get jerseys Cause we make a good team But yours would look better than mine Cause you're out of my league And I know that it's so cliché To tell you ...

What do I do That amounts to Anything at all Wake me if I fall asleep My goals are what They should be but My mind will have to change And see things another w...

Walk through the streets of PA and you may see her Go up to her and say you're a believer Disgusting trash on MTV it makes her smile That guy from Satan's embas...

When he was seeing her You could see he had his doubts And now he's missing her Because he knows he's missing out Now it's haunting him The memories like a ghos...

Walk through the streets of PA and you may see her Go up to her and say you're a believer Disgusting trash on MTV it makes her smile That guy from Satan's embas...

Should I start this song off with a question? Or should I say what's on my mind (Add a cello here to add a sad impression) Cause I'm not looking forward to leav...

Am I at the point of no improvement? What are the deaths I still dwell in? I try to excel but I feel no movement Can I be free of this unreleasable sin oOoOoOoO...

I can't find no inspiration Nothing that keeps me up at night I wanna give you satisfaction So they don't say what's wrong or right Someone please tell me Just ...

I need an Take me to a hospital Cuz there's too much blood lost to tell If I'll make it out alive My body's got a war inside The bossy nurse I talked to her Int...

I'll admit to who I am The day I come to understand I haven't got a clue Been searching for a few years now Well if I don't repeat myself Then I'll change into...

i was thinking over thinking cause there's just too many scenarios to analayze look in my eyes cause you're my dream please come true i was thinking over think...

I've been working with adhesives Chains and locks and ropes with knots to tether But nothings' taking to the pieces I can't seem to hold it all together But you...

Arr, arr, arr, arr We are the pirates who don't do anything We just stay at home and lay around And if you ask us to do anything Well just tell you we don't do...

(melodic vocals) That night at the theater An impersonator died And Mr Booth was tried I just kept the truth inside And in the courtroom the judge Will not cat...

Poison Ivy, In better condition than I'd be, Hook me to an IV, I whisper "why me" In the Freezer, Your words give me seizures, And if we take a breather, We'll...

I think we're going somewhere We're on to something good here Out of mind, out of state Trying to keep my head on straight I think we're going somewhere We're o...

PEPPERONI!!! And it was all just a dream(echoed) bla, bla, rap song HOOOOOOOOOO! I'm like a fuseneck with I keep getting restless Eatin' 20 pounds of 'pasgetti ...

All the girls in the bathroom talkin who they gonna take to the Sadie Hawkins My ears are burnin but I kept on walkin smile on my face and an air guitar rockin ...

Lying on my side knowing of thirst is how I'll die Chalk on my tongue Relying on the night beneath the dunes I'd where I lie to block the sun Trying to ignite s...

Twas the night before Christmas, And up at the North Pole, Everybody's going crazy; Everything's out of control The toy shop is on fire, The toys melting on th...

Savannah I hope to be there by the morning And see this pining all transforming Into the arms of the Georgia sun Savannah I'd love to feel the heat the sunrise ...

Back when I was in third grade I woke up late for school one day I ran around trying to get dressed I left the house with my hair a mess I got to class I was m...

Silent night, Holy night All is calm, all is bright Round yon virgin Mother and Child Holy infant so tender and mild Sleep in heavenly peace Sleep in heavenly p...

Pepperoni! And it was all just a dream ? Rap song Ho! I'm the confused necklace I keep getting restless, Eating twenty pounds of 'psgetti for breakfast, Sti...