I can't get no satisfaction I can't get no satisfaction And I try, (and I try), And I try, (and I try), And I try, (and I try), And I try I can't get no I can't...

Early on one Christmas Day, a Joey Kanga-roo Was far from home and lost in a great big zoo Mummy, where's my mummy, they've taken her a-way We'll help you find ...

This great big wolf hound's standing staring at me, Licking his chops and weighing me up for tea I'm a guy who don't scare easily That's the truth, cor, look at...

Farewell to old England forever, Farewell to you numb-skulls as well And farewell to the well-known Old Bailey Where I always did look such a swell Singing too-...

I'll sing you a song of a burgular bold, who tried to rob a house He open'd the window and crept right in, as quiet as a mouse He said to himself, 'I'll hide aw...

Christmas in the sun Come on down and join us for a Christmas in the sun Shaded by the jackeranda trees Your picnic lunch is ready any time you please Or spread...

Now the ladies of the harem of the court of King Catactacus, were just passing by All together, now the ladies of the harem of the court of King Catactacus, wer...

Now the ladies of the heir Among the court of King Caratacus Were just passing by Now the ladies of the heir Among the court of King Caratacus Were just passing...

Here's a song from sailing ship days and from a port called Gosport which is near Plymouth in England The heroin is a lady called Gosport Nancy who was a - who ...

E Hine E Hoki Maira Ka Mate A U I Tea Ro Ha E Mm hurry hurry home love Hurry back to Rotorua To the mountains and the valley Hurry home to me I know, I know (...

Just like the inside of any big shop, People were everywhere, Suddenly business was brought to a stop When a terrible yell hit the air [chorus] I've lost my mum...

[Chorus:] I'm Jake the Peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um With my extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um Wherever I go through rain and snow The people always let me know The...

Jumbuk, Jumbuk, It's got to be a sin, That you can't go back and start your life again I used to be a shearer, woo-ba-deep-ba-dee-dum, Shore one fifty odd a day...

Ned Kelly was my son His early life was a battle in the jail for a cattle job he'd never done It taught him the law didn't work for the poor of the land And th...

Spoken introduction: Nicholas! Albert! Look, I don't know where they are, but I'd like you to meet My two pals, my buddies, my two amigos I'll tell you all abou...

I've got a problem Got my grandmother down from the Camawheel Pub and she's recken to do the town And she's got this fella, he's a Swedish ornithologist, she me...

was far from and lost in a great big zoo "Mummy where's my mummy, they've taken her away" "We'll help you find your mummy son, hop up on the sleigh" Up beside t...

The Cockney tribes in Britain were meeting for the games Held annually, once a year, along the River Thames, The scene was quiet and peaceful, the snow lay on t...

Rolf's spoken asides are in (brackets) [Spoken:] There's an old Australian stockman, er, rock band Trying, but dying They get themselves up onto their collecti...

Sun Arise come every mornin' Sun Arise come every mornin' Sun Arise come every mornin' Bringin' back the warmth to the ground Sun Arise fillin' up the hollow S...

Now the ladies of the harem of the court of King Catactacus, were just passing by All together, now the ladies of the harem of the court of King Catactacus, wer...

SPOKEN: There's an old Australian stockman lying, dying He gets himself up onto one elbow and 'e turns to his mates, who are all gathered around and 'e says: ...

- peak Billboard position # 3 in 1963 - Words and Music by Rolf Harris SPOKEN: There's an old Australian stockman lying, dying He gets himself up onto one elbo...

Two little boys had two little toys Each had a wooden horse Gayly they played each summer's day Warriors both of course One little chap then had a mishap Broke ...

All together All together Lean on the paddles Lean on and lift out, silently All together All together Lean on the paddles Lean on and lift out, silently War c...

Spoken ( Waltzing Matilda is a song about an Australian Hobo I guess you'd call him He wanders through the bush land of Australia and he takes all his meagre be...

We're the Maoris We're the Maoris We're the Maoris Moy-ah moy-ah-rah Al-ay-hoh-ay-ah-rah, mow-ah-car-nay Hay-tay-ee-we-ay-no-way-ah-rah Key-tay-moh-ana Hu-yu-r...

Here's a question Go ahead and ask it What saved Moses in his little basket, When the murky water mighta sunk it? God's will and a little wooly blanket What? Ye...