ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS MY TWO FRONT TEETH - Spike Jones & His City Slickers All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth (thweeth) My two front teeth (t...

Poured the goldfish bowl into daddy's hat Then I painted stripes down the family cat Broke two teeth only yesterday I'm the angel in the Christmas play In depa...

Barney Google, with his goog- goog- googley eyes Barney Google had a wife three times his size She sued Barney for divorce Now he's living with his horse Barney...

Beyond the blue horizon Waits a beautiful day Goodbye to things that bore me Joy is waiting for me I see a new horizon My life has only begun Beyond the blue h...

Yippe yai yippe yo kaiya, yee hoo! I'm Big Bad Bill from the Badlands, And I'm riding into town tonight Oh, I'm rough and tough and ready, And my trigger finger...

You all know Casey was the engineeer, But have you heard the story of the bombardier? Casey Junior was a gentlemen's name, He's the fighting son of Casey and hi...

Clink, clink, another drink Plenty in the cellar when it's gone Drink, drink, the glasses clink Making tinkly music till the dawn is breaking Clang, clang, who ...

DER FUEHRER'S FACE Spike Jones & His City Slickers Note: Each "heil heil" is accompanied by what is variously called "the bird", "the raspberry", or "the Bronx ...

(Camptown Races plays at the beginning and in between each bit) Luther? Huh Arthur? What are ya lookin' so sad fer? Well I'll tell ya Uncle Spike, didn't ya he...

This is my New Year's resolution: When my mother-in-law begins to yell and shout Through the window I would like to throw her out But I resolve not to do it, he...

Hello muddah, hello faddah, Here I am at Camp Granada Camp is very entertaining, And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining! I went hiking with Joe S...

He, he II just put that in there because II I thought it was kind of cute, besides that, my mother is in the audience I'm in the mood for love, simply because y...

Knock Knock (Who's there?) We've played a million silly games from bingo to gin rummy But, if you're good at puns on names, you'll find that this one's funny So...

Pa started in 'a running When he heard the whistle blow The Postman brought a letter, And airmail from our Joe It said "I've come back safely From across the o...

The song I'm going to sing to you, Is sad and that ain't half You're not supposed to cry Until I tell you when to laugh I knew a girl in Kansas, Her name was L...

I broke my bat on Johnny's head, somebody snitched on me I hid a frog in sister's bed, somebody snitched on me I spilled some ink on Mommy's rug, I made Tommy e...

In the land of San Domingo Lived a girl called Oh By Jingo From the fields and from the marshes Came the young and oh by goshes They all spoke with a different...

You can look this wide world over, You can search both land and sea, But you'll never find another man like me If you listen to my story I will tell you who I a...

That old black magic has me in its spell The old black magic that you weave so well Those icy fingers up and down my spine That same old witchcraft when your ey...

I like holding hands, When it's with you That's what makes our world go round, And round, and round, and round, When I'm around you You like to be kissed, And I...

The Man on the Flying Trapeze (As performed by Doodles Weaver) As the crowd roars, to the center ring steps our fractured baritone Are you in voice Winstead? I...

I'm the Sheik of Araby, Your love belongs to me At night when you're asleep Into your tent I'll creep And the stars that shine above, Will light our way to lov...

Annie Taylor bought herself a trailer, And headed for the Golden State She had confidence she could work for defense, To help to beat the sappy Jappies would be...

I need not search for precious gold; Of wealth, I have my share For with my eyes, I scan the skies And find my fortune there A host of priceless dreams unfold I...