• Atta-Whic
  • Attack Of The Flaming Egos
    Get out of my way I'm coming your way And I'm more important Don't let your mouth write a check you can't cash 'Cause your body can't afford it Don't you know w...
  • Bad Hair Day Punx
    I'm dealing with it everyday it just keeps getting in my way I've seen it from every angle and it's always in a tangle At first I tried to dippity doo Now I'm u...
  • Better Off Dead
    I woke up surprised and disappointed to find out I was still me, Last night should've killed me Took a shower couldn't scrub it off Tried to scream, I could onl...
  • Boogers For Brains
    You push the boys to prove you're rough You push the girls to prove you're tough Scars on your fists scars on your brain You're a real man, you feel no pain Al...
  • Cartoons
    So many people running around with thir heads on fire So many burning issures and it makes me fucking tired everyone should take a stand and try to change this ...
  • Constipation
    Constipation - No defecation I ate too many jalepanos I've got burning asshole syndrome I am sitting on the pot A thousand farts that will not stop I ate a lit...
  • Creep
    When you were here before I couldn't look you in the eye You're just like an angel Your skin makes me cry You float like a feather In a beautiful world You're s...
  • Dancing With Myself
    On the floors of Tokyo Down in London town's a go-go With the record selection And the mirror's reflection I'm a-dancing with myself Oh, when there's no one el...
  • Divided We Stand
    *blah blah* means do it twice (blah blah) means do it thrice well I've got a plan and you've got a plan something to make us better women and man but I'll be t...
  • Entertainment Vs Enlightenment
    I know you want me to entertain don't want me to be lame don't wanna hear me say stuff that might sober you up and make you give a fuck too bad, you're out of l...
  • Fifteen
    Fifteen years old and already on your own A house that isn't happy doesn't feel much like a home So you take things in your own hands, you're making your own ch...
  • Fuck Ya'll, We're From Texas
    Humidity doesn't bother me Neither does the pouring rain Cause 5 minutes later it's better or worse But it never stays the same It's hot and it's dusty My armp...
  • Happy Song
    I'm happy being me, are you happy being you? If you live your life for someone else, you've got alot to lose Personal identity is something I hold dear Won't bo...
  • How I Became The Jerk
    Now here's a song for all of you Who hate the world the way I do And all the whiney old school farts And the sophomoric new school fools And the cliques that ri...
  • Ida Know
    I get knocked down I get back up But I'm not gonna run away I've got too much to think about to even try to hide So when my life gets way too big Well fuck it, ...
  • It's Still Rock And Roll To Me
    What's the matter with the clothes I'm wearing Can't you tell that your tie's too wide Maybe I should buy some old tab collars Welcome back to the age of jive W...
  • Jr High Sucked
    [spoken:] put your headphones on The guys in gym class always gave me wedgies after school The eight grade kids that always made me feel like such a fool From ...
  • Just Like Heaven
    "Show me how you do that trick The one that makes me scream" she said "The one that makes me laugh" she said And threw her arms around my neck "Show me how you ...
  • Locash
    When my dad was 25, he had a helpless 25 And our city was still growing, and they had no way of knowing that this place would turn to shit and they'd have to ha...
  • Musical Polygamy
    It looks like the fun has up and run away Too scared to hold, and now too scared to break We've put out roots down here but There's a feeling I can't shake Anti...
  • No Compromise
    You say I should be careful, About everything I say and do And that I should acknowledge, That what you say is true I got my own way to live my life, And I'm go...
  • Opposite Day
    It's Opposite Day and that's why I'm smilin' about all the phone numbers I keep dialin' to tell everyone I hate that I love you You'll shrug and you'll smile w...
  • People Are Stupid
    I'm surrounded by Idiots everyday Frustrated by the games that people play Confused by what the tv says I need Lost in space and ugly too people act like they'...
  • Plastic
    When I look into the eyes of the tough punk guys With their stupid bondage belts And the girls accessorize With lots of little spikes and neat hair dyes It's a ...
  • Popular Opinion
    Some people live their life Based on what they think is wrong or right No matter if their views are rejected Others make decisions Based on what they think is p...
  • Punk Rocks In Yer Head
    You've got all the right patches, None of your records have scratches You've been to all the hip shows And you're wearing just the right clothes And when I see...
  • Punk Rocks In Yer Hed
    You've got all the right patches, none of your records have scratches You've been to all the hip shows and you're wearing just the right clothes And when I see...
  • Subhumanitarian Homewrecked Blues
    I won't turn away From the indifference and selfishness And carelessness and irresponsibility These are the downfalls of human nature And I just want to break f...
  • The Heroin Song
    How can something so cliche, something so pathetic Something so stupid be regarded as poetic With mum on methadone and daddy on the nod It's a picture full of d...
  • Throwaway
    Back in the day you say you had it made Hanging out all night and getting laid All the colours had shown brighter And your heart was so much lighter Back in the...
  • Urine Nation
    I was 8 years old at the Astro Dome Waiting in line to pee pee The urinal line seemed to take forever Then it finally came down to me I unzipped my toughskins A...
  • Which Way To Go Kaboom
    it's the 21st century and Elvis is still dead and we're not wearing oxygen bubbles around our heads and New Year's wasn't doom and not a damn thing went kaboom ...