(The hidden decoder exercise in the booklet) The hunter becomes the hunted No man can only be free Forty screaming monks see three Silly lading gun sort of peo...

Baby, when you walk that sweet walk Oh, you walk it good, yes you walk it good Baby, when you talk that sweet talk Oh, it sounds so good, oh so good With a lit...

Baby, when you walk that sweet walk Oh, you walk it good, yes you walk it good Baby, when you talk that sweet talk Oh, it sounds so good, oh so good With a lit...

Oh come on baby take a drink Never mind that it's a spit sink A spit sink (x2) It's nothing but a spit sink Jam Took a drink Thought I was gonna die Somebody t...

Let's have sex with strangers in the men's room We could do it and not get caught Burn down the house where the metal kids live All the Hendrix posters going up...

You know what, Stuart, I LIKE YOU You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park Oh, don't go get me wrong They're fine people, they're good Ameri...

Mary Anne, doesn't understand, I wanna be her man, stupid Mary Anne Now I must complain, that she lacks a brain, But my hearts in pain, it's driving me insane ...

Find my baby Gonna find her now She looks like Patti Smith SURFIN' COW!!! Surf's up dude! (x2) Find my baby Gonna find her now Gonna drag her home SURFIN' COW...

I will trim your fir trees And I will light your fire And I will wrestle alligators In your swampland of desire And I will come upon you Like lightning from ab...

Some people believe in astrology Others believe in technology Some people believe in all those "ologies" But I believe in swordfish He believes in swordfish I b...

Some people believe in astrology Others believe in technology Some people believe in all those "ologies" But I believe in swordfish He believes in swordfish I ...

There's a place In San Anton Where I can go And not feel alone! Tacoland It's a panacea Tacoland They're always glad to see ya You'll understand When you go O...

After two years And two hundred thousand tears To have it end this way The people on the hill I know they're up there still 'Cause we were giants in those days ...

I like to scream I like to yell That's 'cause I'm sick And I need help The specialist won't hurt me He's not like the nuns He's got a lot of pretty pills I thin...

Out in the woods Up to no good I wanna make friends with the badger The woodchuck likes me We smoke PCP I wanna make friends with the badger I mean it! I wanna...

It's a long way to Anchorage But that's where I7ll go with you We'll travel so far, dear To escape that morning zoo I hate MMR I hate YSP I do not like the Grat...

We can stand naked on the corner of Main Street, baby, and Let everybody slow down and take a look You can drive your Cadillac to the library, baby, and maybe r...

Please let me tell you They own our homes, they own our banks We take out loans to buy them tanks They own our children, they own our pets The owned Elvis and B...

Hello, Colin; it's the fez! Who has angered the volcano god? (x4) You have angered the volcano god! I'd like to help you son, but you smell like a goat (ha ha...

Hello, Colin; it's the fez! Who has angered the volcano god? (x4) You have angered the volcano god! Bring me the head of Michael J Fox! Ha ha ha ha! Chonga t...

The girl with the strong arm has saved world cinema Saved it from itself I like to think The girl with the strong arm restores old paintings Including one she f...

Hey Kitten, whatcha doin'? Wanna play the guitar? You say, what's that sound Coming out of the hole in the wood? You say, what's that sound Coming out of the ho...

Saint Teresa the Sacred parted us in 1783 Her body was found incorrupt with no sign of decay Saint Frances Xavier got dug up in 1975 All the priests were really...

His stop is always after yours He never seems to leave I heard him speak only once You're standing on my foot (x2) He never reads the paper And state's lottery...

- Are you ready Dave? - Uh-huh - Malory? - Ok - Joe? - I don't know - Well alright fellas Let's GOoo!!! Hee and a hoe And I love my baby so In the bottom of th...

When I have to puke at night I can be so indiscreet I don't run down to the john I just throw up on my sheets I puke on the pillow and I puke on my floor It sme...

I saw a cigar shaped flying ship It landed outside on my lawn You poked your head out of a door And said, "Hurry up get on" I've never seen the sight before The...

Wendel brought it to life in his guest room bath tu It was a special project for his 4-H clu But it broke loose out in the middle of the night And now it's eati...

She was once an attraction at the county fair And now she sleeps in a box at the top of the stairs And she loves it here, make no mistake Cause she can earn her...

Hello, my name is Billy Bob and I don't give a damn I got myself some white sheets straight from the Ku Klux Klan I got myself a daughter and she's a Mongoloid ...

I work on a train That's eleven and a half cars long I can only work at night Cause the things I do are wrong We carry some nasty substances On this little nig...

Illusions are real So just feel the way you feel It's time to unwind Well just relax, you'll feel fine Light up a smoke (do do do do do) Cause life is no joke ...

Mom and Dad don't like me They say I'm mean and crude They tried to make me a good little boy By sticking downers in my food Fucked up world We're all veterans...

Violence rules! (x5) Violence rules, guns are cool and we've got guns, in our school (x2) 20 people livin' on a desert isle They're all friendly they all smile ...

I've got a kid his name is Scott hes going blind and his blood will just not clot The doctors line in rows to stick tubes up scotty's nose Here is the field whe...

If I go to Heaven it'll probably be a slum And all the pretty angels just might be packing guns And if I see St Peter will he hit me up for cash Will I find the...

Holland is ruled by midgets The Pope owns CBS The subway cars have been equipped with bars And they're cloning Rudolph Hess Samantha Fox has gone frigid The Pr...

I said "Let's do it man, Let's torch the whole village!" We went down to look at war toys Wonderfully colored plastic war toys We went down to look at war toys...

I said "Let's do it man, Let's torch the whole village!" We went down to look at war toys Wonderfully colored plastic war toys We went down to look at war toys...