Stuffed my face with chocolate and chips Don't stop to think what will happen Just ram it down the gap between my lips It goes in one hole and out the other I ...

Darling you're my baby You are an angel, baby Girl you're my angel Baby you're my angel Baby it's you and me Girl we are meant to be Angel I love you, baby Girl...

I love everyone Everyone loves me I hate everyone everyone hates me Everyone hates Everyone loves Everyone's mates Everyone's 2 turtle doves I hate Sam Pimn I ...

Wear what I wear Its really cool Dress like I do Follow me like a fool But I'm not a robot I'll do what I feel Stuff your fashion You slimy eel You pull me do...

I look forward to going to places I like seeing other people's faces But I don't enjoy the car ride I hate everyone that cuts me up at the side I just want to d...

Help us, help us We're so fat Help us now Before we die of a heart attack They say it's not how much But what you eat Chips and chocolate aren't good Maybe I s...

As time goes by The days are passed I wonder why Life goes so fast I cant forget I know we try I have to live Before I died I die I die [INSTRUMENTAL] We have...

Snooker is boring It really is shity They show it on telly All day and all night Red ball, white ball Who gives a fuck? Their waiscoats are putrid I think I'm ...

I have to write this song To correct all that is wrong I have to let you hear That I am still here I have to tell you What I was too young to Since you left thi...

There's a shite who I don't like I want to kill him His name is Sam Pimm I wish he would fucking die That would put me on a high I want to exterminate the pric...

Look out the window And what do you see? Every happy Happy to be free Everyone singing Singing this song Happy to know That they are not wrong I am I am I am w...

You get close to people Who you care about You try to calm them When they shout They notice you You notice them too When they are not there You wonder and care...

The world today Is full of People Who are depressed They might smile For a while But they soon will Cry Behind every happy face Is a lonely soul Sitting at ho...

As I was walking, lonely, down the street Suspicious of people I will never meet I came to a little cafe run by pete Thought I'd go right inside and get somethi...

What just happened Happened to confuse Confuse and offend Offend those who lose Lose the past Past the present That is what What happened then Then you see Now...

No pizza has arrived And i am so hungry I rang up at 6:25 For a delivery Even though i could Have gone out I can't be arsed tonoight It reminds me that i'm so f...

There are many things that rhyme In this short time I know a few But can't think of any, can you? I need to be inspired Or am I just tired? So the problem is th...

What is the meaning of life? Why don't we just stop breathing? How are we still here? Who just downed the beer? When are we going to reach the end? What is arou...

I have many rolls But not a single bread one I'm trying to reach my goals Of having the world's biggest bum When I sit down I have spare tractor tyres My paren...

Gone on holiday Sat on a beach All the day Went into the sea As close to paradise As I could be I had fun In the sun Till I got sunburnt I look like a lobster ...

Are you happy, are you depressed? Are you naked or fully dressed? The way forward is behind us Get annoyed but try not to make a fuss The world is a never endin...

Floating pointlessly round in life Threatning to kill with a knife Not knowing what will become Just knowing what i've done Take each day like it's the last But...

When you're small and skinny Choosing clothes is not a problem When you're big and fat Its impossible to find some I try to fit in to small and medium But they...