I heard you on the wireless back in Fifty Two Lying awake intent at tuning in on you If I was young it didn't stop you coming through Oh-a oh They took the cr...

5,500 miles Across the Texas plain Just to look at the mountains Just to not go insane (insane, insane) 5,500 miles Across the Texas plain Just to look at the ...

Sitting on a park bench -- eyeing ittle girls with bad intent Snot running down his nose -- greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes Drying in the cold sun -- Wat...

happy with no teeth happy here in hibernation slurpin' on a peach starin' at the situation kitty at my foot meowin' out a conversation rockin' back 'n' forth th...

had a dream magic johnson was there he autographed the ball a small rubber ball ten feet tall big puffy shoes are the cameras on are the cameras on set the ball...

I let my thirsty boots wander all over And they come home with lies about women And in the evening toe up to the stars Sun is comin' up and something's feeling ...

You might say someone else said it Some worse some better then I You might see someone taking pictures They can't put them back and I will tell you why Cause ev...

Little salmander, Where did you go? Edge of the yard I found you, you know All brown and hard I can't get your body out of my mind Can't get your body I can't ...

Lemme tell you about a friend of mine His name's Boll Weevil, check him out He spends all day On his big butt And he don't ever ever get outside I come to visi...

My father went to the country club My mother drove Mercedes around I never got dirty or sweaty I never had to change my underwear Oh, I never had to change my u...

Well I happened to Find me a buggy Coming out from under a rock in the grass, yeah He got his bug luggage No time to talk he's walkin' fast, yeah Said he's hea...

Comment allez vous? Un, deux, trois, quatre Yam! Bam! Mo chat "Splash" Git sur mon lit A bouffe sa langue En buvant (tronc) mom whisky Quant a moi Peu dormi, v...

The sugar's only sweetness, Salt is ocean tears And you were my only weakness For years and years and years You little (yo) sweetie You were hiding in a jar Now...

Three PM and she's under the covers Dumpster breath she's my hungover lover Strong as steel, four olive martini Hand on her head and one on my weinie She's in ...

I caught a glimpse of Carolyn's Bootie As she was going from the bathroom into my bedroom (into my bedroom) Somethin' about a curse did something to my penis Sh...

Merry Christmas everyone Ha ha ha ha Thankyou! Christmas Christmas piglet in the snow Holy piglet aren't you cold? (Chris)Little piglet in the snow Holy piglet...

You've been kickin' on me I've been kickin' on you You've been kickin' my tree just to suck on the fruit Mop up my troubles and you throw the old sad days away ...

All this energy callin' me, Back where it comes from It's such a crude attitude, It's back where it belongs All the little kids goin' up on the skits go Clevela...

Confusion, I trashed me life Confusion, get me out of my site Confusion, she just annoys ya Confusion, do I love her or do I just destroy her, yeah No matter w...

Drop down, baby, let your daddy see Drop down, mama, just dream of me Well, my mama allow me to fool around all night long Well, I may look like I'm crazy, I sh...

Good evening… sing a little song… it's for you Hanging in the stars Suspended from the dark Life is long and heavy Like a shadow on a spark And it will blow M...

Drooling! Drooling! Drooling! Drooling! Drooling! Drooling! I wanna run my nose through your hair But if I did I think I'd lose it there I wanna swallow your l...

A little blind spider took the wheel Navigatin' grass blades completely by feel Got a sassy chassis, sparklin in the sun All four small bald fat tires Rockin th...

Movin' to the country gotta eat a lot of farm food Movin' to the country gotta eat me a lot of farm food Movin' to the country gotta eat a lot of farm food Movi...

But that's totally But that's totally Billions of birdies squawkin' outloud Talkin' in code to clams in the clouds They send a secret message and send it by wor...

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I'm in the mountains They're so beautiful and crystal clear They scrape the clouds with their top (and fuck California) And The air's so clear I drink it in it...

George, George, George of the Jungle Strong as he can be Watch out for that tree George, George, George of the Jungle Lives a life thats free Watch out for that...

I've been thinking about heading out Where I've never been I've been thinking bout finding out How to find the end I've been thinking about freaking out If I ca...

Hey Joe, where you goin' with that gun in your hand Hey Joe, I said where you goin' with that gun in your hand I'm going down to shoot my old lady You know, I'...

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Well I'm mad, pissed off about this whole affair I'm mad, I can't believe that we don't care I'm mad, how can you say just do it We completely and totally blew ...

Imagine there's no heaven It's easy if you try No hell below us Above us only sky Imagine all the people Living for today Imagine there's no countries It isn't...

Big shiny jet plane in the sky Please drop us off as we go by We're an American band And everything is rockin' out of control When we hit Japan Faxes from the v...

I wanna be a jazz guy And play the greatest American music I wanna be a jazz guy And play the greatest American music I wanna learn all the chords Solo till ev...

And she's got safety pins and string holding it together She can only wear her jacket in warm weather Although the sleeves need to be shortened The fact that th...

Send a probe through a massive storm A million molecules make it warm and a star is born, hmmm And the star had some sons and daughters Some with some without w...

I've been elected to rock your asses til midnight This is my term, and I've jammed out my perm, but it's all right I solemnly swear to uphold the constitution G...

Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow Little bag of bones been out all night Little bag of bones been out all night Kitty, you're scratchin' at the screen door Ki...

Ursula: Je krijgt alleen wat je wilt als je zelf een mens wordt Ariel:Oh,kunt u dat dan? Ursula:M'n lief,braaf kindDa's wat ik doe, t'is m'n roeping, hoor Ik he...

Good evening ladies and gentlemen, what is your desire? Hello ladies and gentlemen explosions and fire Good evening ladies and gentlemen, are you prepared to ro...

Good evening ladies and gentlemen, hope you enjoyed the show Good bye ladies and gentlemen, it's time to go Good evening ladies and gentlemen, that's all the so...

Your so awful, your so ugly So unattractive, so hard to get along with I'd like to hurt you, I'd like to leave you Cut these chains and release me It's been a l...

The landlord's here to visit They're blasting disco down below Sez, I'm doubling up the rent Cause the building's condemned You're gonna help me buy City Hall ...

freckles and eyes of brown i'll take a big patty of cow beautiful pearly statue i couldn't eat meat without you you're my little indian princess little indian p...

I feel lowdown and blue I didn't have what I wanted That's when I saw the sign Outside the place that promised salvation I gave the waitress my order She said i...

1,2,3 Woo You gotta luv everybody, make 'em feel good about themselves You gotta luv everybody, make 'em feel good about themselves Youve got to, love everybody...

Lump sat alone in a boggy marsh Totally motionless except for her heart Mud flowed up into Lump's pajamas She totally confused all the passing piranhas She's L...

I said I loved you and I told you on a Tuesday You say your happy but your mind is slidin' sideways You say your happy but your dozing in the theatre The goons ...

I will survive in my mach 5 In my mach 5, I will survive Yeah, yeah I will survive in my mach 5 In my mach 5, I will survive Yeah, yeah I bring the hammer dow...

I'm bein' hasseled by the man By the man (3x) Man You crush a killer with a thigh bone Man You call the cable, make a cozy home Man You be a rock and roll sin...

I was standing quiet alone in a crowded disco When a man I did not know showed me the door And told me I had to go Well that kind of humiliation never happens o...

You'd think She took me For a ride She held it all Way up inside She held her breath And turned Her face all red That's how They found her In her bed all dead A...

A tiny turtle in a can I dig a living room in the sand Poke a toe through a hole in the floor (Floor!) And ramble on some more (Ramble on!) Mobile home My mobil...

In the hazy light I see Lonely croak, dark green dreams I got no paddle and I got no shoes I'm solo in a raw hide canoe Hundreds of thoes little bug eyes Them d...

Hey you know what I just wanted to let you people know Out there in the world That right now somewere in the world At this moment probably listening to this on ...

In the hazy light I see Lonely crow, dark green dream I got no paddle and I got no shoes I'm solo in a rawhide canoe Hundreds of them little bug eyes Them droo...

My date with the President's daughter My date with the President's daughter Oh, yeah My date with her So happy It took all night I felt so good We took the Ova...

I can't explain glacial motion Or why los angeles don't drop into the ocean I can't unfold the layers of mystery Or piece together the tragedy of history, cause...

I??¦ about to have a nervous breakdown My head really hurts If I don't find a way out of here I'm gonna go berserk, 'cause I'm crazy and I'm hurt Head on my sho...

New York Groove New York Groove I'm just talkin' about Shaft Shut yo mouth! Many years since I was here On the street I was passing my time away To the left an...

We're not gonna make it Oh, no! We're not gonna make it cause there's a million better bands With a million better songs Singers who can drum Singers who can s...

Dave: (Clears Throat) Excuse Me Can I tell you a story? Chris: Yeah, lay it on us man Dave: Okay, it goes like this Time will forward into insanity I have got ...

You don't need nothing, don't need nothing, don't need nothing from me You shoot out evil rays You say you don't love, don't love, don't love me no more But you...

Happy with no teeth Happy here in hibernation Slurpin' on a peach Starin' at the situation Kitty on my foot Meowin' out a conversation Rockin' back and forth Th...

As I walk down the highway all I do is sing this song, And a train that's passin' my way helps the rhythm move along There is no doubt about the words are clear...

Chours: Movin' to the country, Gonna eat a lot of peaches Movin' to the country, Gonna eat me a lot of peaches Movin' to the country, Gonna eat a lot of peaches...

chorus) Movin' too the country, I'm gonna eat a lot of peaches I'm movin' too the country, I'm gonna eat me a lot of peaches I'm moving too the country, gonna e...

girls girls girls girls are so polite they don't crush everything that they see you can take 'em to a funky funky forest with big glass spiderwebs hangin' from...

Little puffy cloud with a tongue Floatin' over a cheese puff rug a lug If I had a choice between those two You know I'd obviously choose the one with the puffy ...

Jason Finn said: "Purple Haze" was Bruce Fairweather's Love Battery demos of 1988-1989 (Hendirx/Redding/Mitchell) Dave: Ready? Chris: Yeah man Dave: Okay, it ...

You're on the highway and Road Runner goes beep-beep Just step aside or you might end up in a heap Road Runner, Road Runner runs on the road all day Even the Co...

Standing up high on a mountain top Looking at the valley below Mary Poppins flies by on a rattlesnake and I burry my head in the Egyptian snow Robert Goulet on...

He's the boy With the messy mind It's hard to find The time to clear it He's the boy With the broken brain Not insane But never happy Sharpen up those fangs Not...

Here come Monday mornin' Life is open wide I hide my fat bites Here come Tuesday mornin' Sun is cold and low I don't care, I'm in the flow (I gotta) Shortwave...

Well the night's begun And you want some fun Do you think your gonna find it (Think you're gonna find it) You gotta treat yourself like number one Do you need t...

Hi this is Dave Dederer from The Presidents Of The United States Of America And your listening to Alright Seattle Portland Portland San Fransisco Los Angelos Ne...

I invited Sam and Ella Poison They brought their blushin' daughter, stuffed into a tux I invited all the guitar heroes We threw away the guest list, and lost a ...

I had a girl Yeah "had" is the word I tried to hold on But it was pretty absurd She said she loved me And I said I loved her too But we weren't having any fun S...

it's 6 A-M and the sun is getting high he picks up the mail from the slot he feels the rush of excitement as he holds it in his hand another love note no one go...

All my friends are green and red All my friends are stop signs, Spoonman All my friends are big and tall All my friends shop at the shopping mall, Spoonman Spo...

There was no one all around There was no one there but me I was staring out a window I was standing by the sea The waves kept on repeating Each one crashing to...

Starfucker You're right on time Starfucker You blow my mind Starfucker Justa can't you see Your overwhelming stupidity Starfucker You make me sick With your tr...

You, Lynyrd Skynyrd hat, And me little kitty Sat across with a velvet jacket, Wild orange hair and dark dark eyes I gawked, like a twelve year old smitten Carla...

You're the one you're the sunshine [x2] Every time I see you [x2] Every time You're the one you're the sunshine [x2] Ooh And I want to be near you And I want to...

Love child to genghis kahn And a beautiful busty amazon On the death star with her godfather Darth vader and nine months later But that's impossible Yeah, she'...

So welcome to the game Ladies and gentlemen shout the name Seattle SuperSonics Are basketball bionic And Gary Payton was on Bounce pass up court to Shawn And t...

Hey my superstar, my flying shooting star Somewhere in the night, my crashing meteorite I got a rear view mirror That I use to check my makeup Drivin' down the ...

See that kid Flat on his back See that kid Flat on his back He got a TV eye on me He got a TV eye He got a TV eye on me, oh See that girl Flat on her back See...

They took a hot-rod motor and they put it in her heart It's a dream location but she's tearing it apart Tounge-tied and twelve Staring up at perfect pearls He's...

Ooo, she plays the drums like a queen Got the prettiest high-hat cymbal I've ever seen I could fix a broken bass drum beater If I had the courage to go up to he...

Hey! Had a girl and she did me wrong I didn't let that kinda shit go on too long Split the clouds and divided the sea Showed that evil girl how nasty the tiki ...

I had a girl and she did me wrong I didn't let that kind of shit go on too long Split the clouds and divided the sea Showed the evil girl how nasty the tiki god...

You know Christmas time is a lovely time of the year You can crack a little soda, get a present, and have yourself a beer You can make everybody scream When you...

Fire up the womantone And drown the brown sound Wire up the dynamite It tore me apart I had a lovely time Lovely time Lovely time Tiny explosions Tiny explosio...

Runnin' to and fro, hard Workin at the mill Never fail, get the mail He comes a rotton bill Too much monkey business Too much monkey business Too much monkey b...

I got myself a brand new tube amplifier It's large and lovely to behold La, la, la, la, la I got myself a new tube amplifier Now I'm gonna blow a big one I got...

Tremelo blooz, ain't got nothin' to loose Ain't got nothin' but those tumblin', mumbling blooz Brains came out first when I was born I bent down to catch a rose...

See that kid Flat on his back See that kid Flat on his back He got a TV eye on me He got a TV eye He got a TV eye on me, oh See that girl Flat on her back See...

Some weepy, creepy, willow, pillow boggy shit Transcendental big wheel can ya feel it I got a chickey face down trippin' so damn hard His head splits open, stuf...