• A Th-Yest
  • A Thousand Hail Marys
    It never seems to fail A thousand "Hail Marys" and I'm still among the wretched I'll betcha dimes to donuts that this treachery will prevail Don't bug me! I'm s...
  • Back at the Charles Mountain
    Ox ox ox Ox with foot Foot no Shroud Ox is proud Man man man Man on rocks Rubbing his putrid crack In the gravel on the mountain side What a grotesque display Y...
  • Because (she'll Do Anything)
    I just stood there and stared her straight in the eye and with a little smile I just stood there smiling staring right at her eyes Because she'll do anything I ...
  • Brown Bag Of Dreams
    Some people know it should have been a warning I did not heed the warning I'm not prepared for morning Brown bag of dreams That's what the poet's say I don't a...
  • Capricorn One
    Capricorn One - what have you done? You should have landed on the sun Capricorn One You see, the real astronauts - the government tried to kill 'em I read the b...
  • Charles Mansion
    It used to be a church on the isle of Atlantis Mr Chilk hurts, it was all just a fantasy One dream in the brain of a beast used for labor One beam in the house...
  • Daphne Stepping Sideways
    Daphne stepping sideways Watch her step sideways just like a crab steps sideways Crawl, crawl, crawl sideways Daphne dodging gunfire Hope she sees the tripwire ...
  • Ee
    You say, "impunity" I'm not so small You're reading into this Cut another notch in your table leg Another dead poet washed away You're proud of all your friends...
  • Elegant Dirt Part Ii
    The dirt is soft, the air is clean the lawn is growing nice and green The ditch is undetectable No one can see my memory placed in a hole If I need to remember ...
  • Epilogue
    You can stay at the Charles Mansion When there is no room at the inn A beast, your friends The rest was mentioned You've lost your virginity again
  • Flinch Mob
    Honey, I'm with the Flinch Mo I'll clean up your inkspot I love just the red dot Pencil through my hand You always go to work sick I think you had a wood tick T...
  • Folkal Point
    Well I walked up to the mountain And to the mountain I walked And up there on that mountain I met a tiny ox I said, "Hey there Ox, what'cha got on your foot?" I...
  • Freud Was Right
    Women want a dick Guys want tits Baby's gotta shit I love my mother Freud was right Dad should die Mom should spread her legs real wide It's an old story, sad b...
  • Getting It Down
    Now that we have cleaned the shit off these rocks With the Sacred Shroud of Turin We will be able to proceed down the mountain Without slipping on these rocks L...
  • Getting to the Root
    Into her mouth went the whole dang thing It made her cry, and her eye; it sting And in her other eye, (not involved) A vision of the recent past None of which i...
  • God Starts to Cry
    I've never seen this shroud so clean Did you use bleach? I mean, I don't know what to say Thank you Man, Thank you Ox, I will help you find the box Some thugs ...
  • Goodbye Ox
    Girl: You made me come here, didn't you? And with your departure I'll miss you Because you're leaving me My friend / The Ox I'll miss your horns I'll miss you, ...
  • Head Through Iowa Now
    I was on a collision course with passion, exacerbating my hypertension, when I realized I was in Iowa and you were in Burma again God, it's been so long since I...
  • History Repents
    Remember when that girl came, That girl within the box? She came to the house and claimed that (this has nothing to do with the ox) she stood at the door at din...
  • House On The Hillside Stranger
    Look at the house on the hillside, stranger Is this an old ghost Look at the mouse Is he eating toast? Look at the man I don't know him Look at the house Is it ...
  • How Did You Meet Them
    A golf course spins around my head A pane of glass is in my bed You were once in my bed How did you meet them? Did you meet them in the parking lot where mom go...
  • I'll See You In Heaven
    Got my gaurden all packed up I got them tiny lights to put in bushes When they shine, boy I tell ya, ain't a brighter night to come by I packed my chair Sixteen...
  • Ill See You in Heaven
    Remember when that girl came, That girl within the box? She came to the house and claimed that (this has nothing to do with the ox) she stood at the door at din...
  • In Retrospect
    She's got a Ox chasing her She's near the mansion Her boyfriend would object But he is a jerk Other girl's boyfriends are always jerks Who does he think he is, ...
  • Intuition and Stupidity
    Before she was here, there was always fear Sometimes I'd wake in the night I might shake in hate or fright It's different now, it's changed somehow Though I can...
  • Lifting the Tissue
    Back at Tarla's camp We made promises To keep in touch Feelings were hurt by her husband Who hit Mr Chilk In the face with a bottle Tarla said, "Oh Mr Chilk! Y...
  • Making Love In The Pew
    Gotta go to church on Sunday wash my sins right down the drain If I come here long enough, they'll cleanse me, make me pure again There's nothing wrong with mak...
  • Marriage At 30000 Feet
    I got married at 30,000 feet to the woman I love for the parcel of meat she had strapped to her back made a horrible parachute Don't use meat for a parachute Me...
  • No Sign of Danger Part Ii
    Florence of Arabia is quite content No danger in Arcadia; no sign of trouble In fact, in context, Florence lives in a bubble But Florence, she is satisfied with...
  • No Sign of Danger Part Iii
    And from her eyes came a sudden Real eyes Asian This must be about her waking up To a morning dusted with lies and misnomers About tiny camps and animals Is the...
  • Old Boxing Footage
    My friend and I were watching TV and we saw some old boxing footage What ever happened to Howard Cosell? I hope his sores are healing well The fruits of his lab...
  • Poochy Woman
    I will buy you things Things that make your teeth shine I will buy you gifts with my one thin dime Time is but a thought I think you've got the time to give me ...
  • Pursuit
    I know now what I chase The back yard has escaped me I do not fear the doughy man, the mower, Oxen, sheep, or lam My breakfast nears It's looking at me Bacon te...
  • Respect for Lawnmowers
    I like the grass It's like little teeth It's short and green I think it's neat I watch it grow I have to know Is it like me? I cut it's hair I make it square Wh...
  • Rude Awakening
    Let's bring up the family in our own way We can make the rules ourselves We need no Oxen, sheep or lam unless we want them (ham) We can make the rules ourselves...
  • She Lies
    She likes to talk about her dad and all the different jobs he had And all the times he turned to her and said someday you'll be a mother Mother Fucker And every...
  • Should I Go In
    She likes to talk about her dad and all the different jobs he had And all the times he turned to her and said someday you'll be a mother Mother Fucker And every...
  • Should I Go Inside
    She remembers her childhood She remembers the Ox With teddy bears and underwears and fourteen pairs of jeans But she's all grown up now Decisions of her own Sho...
  • Singles At Church
    They don't like blacks They don't like plastic They don't like jews They don't like plastic So what do they do with their hard-earned coin? Singles at church ge...
  • Tarla Walks
    Tarla walks down the hall And when she walks, sometimes she falls Tarla makes it whenever she can And she listens to the flesh in her bag Tarla dreams of the da...
  • The Apology (accepted)
    I'm so sorry ox For the verbal haranguings From now on my demeanor Will be ch-ch-ch-anging "I accept your apology We are friends again And now that we've clean...
  • The Apology Accepted
    I'm so sorry ox For the verbal haranguings From now on my demeanor Will be ch-ch-ch-anging "I accept your apology We are friends again And now that we've clean...
  • The Big Faced Girl
    The government's been overthrown The grass out back is overgrown I've never felt so all alone Will I fit in, in my new home? I've got to do something to save th...
  • The Big-faced Girl
    She stood at the door with a box full of trash She asked me my name so I paid her in cash She said she was lonely and I didn't care Her face got so big, there w...
  • The Caring Song
    Four hard lashes to the back of a child Barely old enough to talk like a baby but in enough pain to scream, "Oh my God! AHHHHH!! OWWW! OH, NO!!!" But it turned ...
  • The Charles Mansion
    You can stay at the Charles Mansion when there is no room at the Inn A feast of friends, the Best of Tension You've lost your virginity again Our family welcome...
  • The Cleaning of the Rock
    How can we search for an ox foot in box When we keep slipping on these Goddamned rocks Let's use the sacred Shroud of Turin to clean the shit off these rocks "O...
  • The Finding of the Foot
    Here it is The thugs must have dropped it How lucky for us We would have stopped at nothing To get the box with your foot in it But luckily we stopped here firs...
  • The Girl (still Running)
    I'm being chased by an Ox I'm out of his sight But I've got to keep running When opportunity knocks don't put up a fight Take it He's close behind but he'll nev...
  • The Girl Still Running
    I'm being chased by an Ox I'm out of his sight But I've got to keep running When opportunity knocks don't put up a fight Take it He's close behind but he'll nev...
  • The Ox Strikes Back
    I am so tired of your verbal haranguings I am not a doormat or a wall hanging I am an ox Respected in my community And I demand impunity From your verbal harang...
  • Tustin Coin Op Party
    We must clean the Shroud But we haven't any coins Let's roll a bum for change We can kick him in the groin We'll kill him if we have to Anything for God And to ...
  • Tustin Coin-op Party
    These coins have heads imprinted on them And below the heads "E Pluribus Unim" It's time to wash the Shroud of Turin It's all crusty and caked with shit from th...
  • Unfair Prospects
    My father's in the house and I'm left here out back He wants me to do yardwork But my cat's in the sack He tells me to follow him, he thinks that I've been bad ...
  • Uninvited Guest at a Dinner Party
    Who are You? Why are you here? You were not invited Your methods are unclear Why do you interrupt our dinner? Can't you see that you're in danger? Mouse can run...
  • Yesterday Her Lugs Exploded
    It seems that yesterday she got pulled over by an overzealous traffic cop He told her she could beat the rap if he could beat the crap out of her And she said, ...