• 1965
    "1965" is the new demos for the new album in 2003 Here we fucking go 1965 That's when I was born With my name Gene Ween, yes Well, I was born in 1965 and tha...
  • 2112
    "2112" was written by Geddy Lee, Alex Lifeson, and Neil Pert of the band, Rush "I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon City and sky become one, m...
  • Alcan Road
    Open the gate to the red land Alcan road, by the turquoise lake Starry skies, a mushroom cloud Folding waves - in a foamy tide Washing in beds - of opal shells...
  • ALONE
    When the life inside no doubt has died And you've turn your head away You tried to pay, but at the end of the day, it 's you again, alone Alone, confined The me...
  • Among His Tribe
    He would step out of the night and light a fire among his tribe Carving from a bear's tooth, he used the flesh to feed the youth He'd salt it down Sails were m...
  • Anne
    what's your big secret? could u give me a clue? oh silly girl i'm so in love with u wontcha tell me what's on your mind if u opened your head tell me what woul...
  • AWESOME SOUND
    Got an awesome sound goin' down Got an awesome sound goin' down Got an awesome sound goin' down Got a pork roll egg cheese and bacon Stop the tape here Got an a...
  • Awesome Sound (ii)
    [studio version appears on "The Pod"] Stop it! I got an awesome sound goin' down [3x] I got a pork roll egg cheese and bacon Stoprightthere What? I - I - I g...
  • Baby Bitch
    It's been a while since I've seen you smile But now you've come back again Came into the room and you saw my girl And you asked her how long it's been "A year" ...
  • Back To Basom
    Reaching out now and I touch your face Please believe I'm only traveling Like seeking wonder from a foreign place It matters not from where I'm coming And the ...
  • Bananas & Blow
    Sancho brought a message from the fat man Sorry boy, to leave you high and dry But I went to see my mom in Ensenada And I left a little something to help the ti...
  • Beacon Light
    Looking up to the sky, Made me realize, Made me want to fly To a place far away, Where their singing songs, And making love all day Somewhere beyond the sun, Wh...
  • Big Jim
    rollin' and wheelin' stealin' and dealin' big jim bol weevil' it's a pleasel it's a pleasel my weasel big jim dreamin' and schemin' screamin' and bleedin' big...
  • BIRTHDAY BOY
    [yeah pain] last time i saw you i was holding your hand and i couldn't wait 4 u to leave i knew right then that it was over and done and i couldn't believe tha...
  • BOING
    It is as smooth as a mutilated(??) shit on a shingle Rip rip rip van Winkle he can shit on a shingle at dawn Would you like to do a boing boing boing boing? Sh...
  • Boy's Club
    Boys clu Yea, yea yea yea yea yea yea Said you're talking 'bout boys clu Take the time, have some fun Go outside, make love in the sun At boys club - oh now yea...
  • Buckingham Green
    A child without an eye made her mother cry why ask why she kept her child clean on Buckingham Green The children saw the eye as a sign from God descending from...
  • Buenas Tardes Amigo
    Buenas tardes amigo Hola, my good friend Cinco de Mayo's on Tuesday And I hoped we'd see each other again You killed my brother last winter You shot him three ...
  • Bumblebee Part 2
    Ahhhhh, shit, ahhh Ahhhh bumblebee stung me He stung my brain Awwwww He stung me, he stung me, uhh Weedeating Vaughn's grass A big bumblebee came right out He...
  • Can't Put My Finger On It
    Is it alive, does it writhe Can it survive under the sun? I can't put my finger on it Is it green, is it red Is it alive or is it dead I can't put my finger on ...
  • Candi
    Candi Custard and berry Candi Peaches and creme Candi Glazing and cherry Candi Spicy and sticky Candi Chocolate with cheese Candi Custard and berry Candi Peache...
  • Captain
    Captain, turn around and take me home Blanket the night flood Swap the image The water - its cold, like a mule at deaths gate I'm the bringer of the seige The ...
  • CAPTAIN FANTASY
    Please would you like to be somewhere floating free? Seems my destiny Captain Fantasy Take a minute to go down beneath the reaches of sound You could be with me...
  • Chocolate Town
    Couldn't taste the taste that I was tastin' Couldn't hear the waste that I was makin' Tired of the life I was facin' Couldn't tell one from another Couldn't hi...
  • Cold + Wet
    I'm cold + wet, can't ya hear what I'm sayin' to ya Cold + wet it's the message I'm conveyin' to ya How many times do I has to tell ya that I'm cold + wet? Hot...
  • Cold Blows the Wind
    Cold blows the wind over my true love cold blows the drops of rain I never had but one true love and in Camville he was slain I'll do as much for my true love ...
  • COMMON BITCH
    common bitch ma head itch scratch it bitch common bitch common bitch little girl common bitch wear good stitch fetch it bitch common bitch common bitch little ...
  • Cover It With Gas And Set It On Fire
    [studio version appears on the "Skycruiser" EP] He's a hobble with a wobble at the gang raid [??] Cover it with gas and set it on fire He's a hobble with a wob...
  • DEMON SWEAT
    Skag trapped in a demon sweat the night she left Wrapped up in a blanket and I'm feelin' wet They said she flew from the goals in her life Then she wet like blo...
  • Did You See Me?
    Did you see me? Come down on the sand and sea Believe me Did you see me? Waving it free in the tree Believe me Did you see me? Flying through the galaxy Belie...
  • Doctor Rock
    I sit home and make flower bouquets and listen to Joni Mitchell Try modulating and articulating all the feelings that I have for you Dr Rock -- help me out for...
  • Don't Get 2 Close
    Don't quiver little boy Your daddy's with you now It won't be long anyhow It's just around the corner The destiny that i embrace with you Don't get 2 close to ...
  • Don't Laugh
    And when the sun, it turns to snow And the grass doesn't grow Don't laugh, I love you I could look outside my window every day But you wouldn't be there to ther...
  • Don't Shit Where You Eat
    Don't you ever think of me When you're outside strollin' Don't you ever wave the flag When we're rockin' and rollin' Don't shit where you eat, my friend Who sa...
  • Don't Sweat It
    I'd like to see you before I go There's a few things I'd like to do And when you're gone, you'll be gone for long And soon I'll be gone too But don't sweat it ...
  • Dont Get 2 Close
    don't quiver little boy your daddy's with you now it won't be long anyhow it's just around the corner the destiny that i embrace with you don't get 2 close to ...
  • Dont Laugh
    And when the sun, it turns to snow And the grass doesn't grow Don't laugh, I love you I could look outside my window every day But you wouldn't be there to ther...
  • Dont Shit Where You Eat
    Don't you ever think of me When you're outside strollin' Don't you ever wave the flag When we're rockin' and rollin' Don't shit where you eat, my friend Who sa...
  • Dr Rock
    try modulating and articulating all the feelings that i have for u drrock help me out for i need to shout it drrock quickly Derek run & get your mammy there is ...
  • Drifter in the Dark
    Do you ever walk alone? Like a drifter in the dark Seeking out what isn't there Looking only for a spark From a girl who's all alone Maybe she's a' driftin' to...
  • EL CAMINO
    el camino blazing down the road fast never slow conquest of the' night aztec machine speeding to the light toronado concienda il ma pwee she rules the laws of ...
  • Even If You Don't
    I'm goin' crazy - trying to keep you sane Taking my prescriptions, and forging my name I was happy this morning You finally got yourself dressed Eating raw bac...
  • Exactly Where I'm A
    Let's begin With the past in front And all the things You really don't care about now It'd be exactly where I'm at And to think You got a grip Look at yourself ...
  • Falling Out
    I recall a time when we were lovers Before you, I hadn't any others When the bad times came along I turned and you had gone From the start, I loved you, I was w...
  • Fancy Pants
    Hey there fancy pants play the songs that make us dance Play the tunes that make the ladies swoon A song for all the broken hearts, shattered dreams, and broke...
  • FAT LENNY
    fat lenny's gonna walk right into mah self fat lenny's gonna see mahself (reflect it back on myself) fat lenny's gonna gonna lick the shilack off the window sil...
  • Flies On My Dick
    oh sweet mindfuck lady please love me like u do plagued by an image of days long gone flies on my dick never sit alone on a hot sticky noon with flies on your ...
  • FLUFFY
    Fluffy furry Buddy chewed his leg on the porch why'd you do it fluffy on the porch good dog fluffy o-old friend my pal fluffy's got his buddy on the porch penny...
  • Flutes Of Chi
    Everything that you are, that you'd like to be Will come in three, my friend Times thine inequity The flutes of the chi Will sound again, my friend Wrap yours...
  • FRANK
    Frank, give me a pork roll egg and cheese, if you please, with some gravy fries Sink into a greasy mega-weedge and I sneezed and it blew my mind Time: it's in ...
  • Freedom Of '76
    Freedom of the body Freedom of the mind A ho on South Street hired for tricks Little girls pickin' up sticks Freedom of '76 Wastee little weasel Wants cheap tr...
  • Gabrielle
    I don't mean to be so insolent But you know it's cause I love you The foundation of my malevolence You know I'd never hurt you babe Sometimes I might get edgy B...
  • Get A Little Taste Of You
    A rifle sits behind your sleeping ear Echo on the cold wall, closest neighbour couldn't hear We'd dug a hole in the fall, so now it's a frozen burial And she's ...
  • God In My Bed
    I don't know, maybe it was the rain, Another gray day, of fault making The real test was finding a bucket with enough holes to let it out One of those days when...
  • Gonna Be
    Baby what have I done Gone and left you, all alone It's hard for me to sing this song We've been together for so long I think I know what my soul's got to say A...
  • Happy Colored Marbles
    Most people are not ok, but they're taking their siestas in the sun Got some ideas on the way it should be But most of 'em just carrying on Happy colored marbl...
  • Help Me Scrape The Mucus Off My Brain
    i guess it's somethin' in mu brain i need whiskey, ease the pain but it's early in the mornin' and i'm feelin' bad again but if you ever loved me you'll go eas...
  • Hey Fat Boy
    Hey fat boy, come here -- you killed my mother, I'm going to kill you Hey fat boy, come here -- I'm going to kill you, I'm going to kill you Hey fat boy, asshol...
  • Hey There Fancy Pants
    Hey there fancypants Play the songs that make us dance Play the tunes that make the ladies swoon A song for all the lonely hearts, shattered dreams and broken p...
  • I Can't Put My Finger On It
    Is it alive, does it writhe Can it survive under the sun? I can't put my finger on it Is it green, is it red Is it alive or is it dead I can't put my finger on ...
  • I Don't Wanna Leave You On The Farm
    I don't wanna leave you on the farm I don't wanna leave you on the farm I don't wanna go Oh, just so ya know I don't wanna leave you on the farm Days go by And ...
  • I Don't Want It
    Did we miss the moon? I'd lie in your arms if I could Such a common pain Repeats itself again and again Flowers grow in the springtime and leaves fall from the...
  • I Fell In Love Today
    I got nothing to lose I saw the sun in may I've got something to hold on to I fell in love today I saw the break at dawn I saw a child in play I saw the spring...
  • I Gots A Weasel
    Got a weasel -- it's a teazel -- mah pleazel -- mah pleazel -- got a weasel Jumped in Got a weasel -- it's a teazel -- mah pleazel -- mah pleazel -- got a wease...
  • I Play It Of Leggit
    talkin'n to some Joe hangin' out shootin' shit tries to tell me somethin' i play it off legit so pleasant shen the sails of the seas of orion gently slip no nee...
  • I Saw Gener Cryin In His Sleep
    i saw my brother weepin' in the dead of the night i said, dude man, you feelin' alright gener said nothin' and continued to weep i caught papa gene ween cryin' ...
  • I Saw Gener Cryin' In His Sleep
    [studio version appears on "Pure Guava"] Shitting on my face I'll count us in (ah, ok) 1, 2, 3, 4 I heard my brother weepin' in the dead of the night I said, ...
  • I'll Be Your Johnny On The Spot
    I'll be your johnny on the spot I'll be your johnny on the spot My daddy died, left me all he's got I'll be your johnny on the spot I get up early in the morn ...
  • I'll Miss You
    It could rain for a 1000 days Or something I dont know Look to the sun and we're having fun Besides the river flow You are doing this and your doing that Workin...
  • I'm Dancing In The Show Tonight
    Are my ribbons tied? Is my hair in place? Have I got a cute expression on my face? Are my shoes all shined? I try to keep in line when I'm dancing in the show t...
  • I'm In The Mood To Move
    I'm in the mood to move to the left 3 feet, goddammit I'm in the mood to slide to the right hundred feet, goddammit I'm in the mood to fall down the steps 4 fli...
  • If You Could Save Yourself
    On a free ride home from the embassy I saw the governor, and his lover holding hands When I got to my place, I emptied my suitcase And opened the windows wide ...
  • Ill Be your Johnny On The Spot
    I'll be your johnny on the spot I'll be your johnny on the spot My daddy died, left me all he's got I'll be your johnny on the spot I get up early in the morn ...
  • Im Dancing In The Show Tonight
    Are my lemons tied? Is my hair in place? Have I got a cute expression on my face? Are my shoes all shined? I try to keep in line when I'm dancing in the show to...
  • Im Holding You
    I'm flyin (flying) in a frame of my mind that time cannot erase i'm seein' (seein') the future, the past as i lay the present to waste i'm scopin' (scopin') a...
  • Im In The Mood To Move
    i'm in the mood to move to the left 3 feet goddammit i'm in the mood to slide to the right hundred feet goddammit i'm in the mood to fall down the steps 4 fligh...
  • Israel
    Exalted and hallowed be God's greatness In this world of your creation, may your will be fulfilled and your soveriegnty revealed In the days of our lifetime and...
  • It's Gonna Be
    Baby what have i done Gone and left you, all alone It's hard for me to sing this song We've been together for so long I think i know what my soul's got to say A...
  • Japanese Cowboy
    AlrightJapanese Cowboy, take it Straight in from fuck it 1, 2, 3, 4, oh! Like a Japanese cowboy or a brother on skates Like a blizzard in Georgia or a train ru...
  • Joppa Road
    How would you feel, if I took you away To a place I know, a place where we could stay Called Joppa Road, a pretty place I know Where we can go, called Joppa Roa...
  • King Billy
    King Billy, why don't you invite them up? I've got a word or two to tell them It's about the situation A terrible miscommunication Eating worms, oh, child of m...
  • L.M.L.Y.P.
    [Interpolation of Prince's "Shockadelica" and "Alphabet Street", with extra lyrics by Ween] Whooa, yeah, whoa, whoa, yeah Yeah yeah yeah, ahhhhhh, whoa, whoa, ...
  • LAURA
    The grain bag sits on the chair, and why the hell am I with ya? And if you told me that it wasn't there, why the hell am I with ya? You know I really don't care...
  • Licking The Palm For Guava
    it was a cold, dark night no hope in sight i left my little hut and went to the palm to get some guava licking the palm 4 guava licking the palm 4 guava yes! wh...
  • LITTLE BIRDY
    oh little birdy (2x) i saw the little birdy sing he sang with glee and everything he sang for spring and he sang for me and everything was so happy i don't know...
  • Loop-De-Loop
    so ya wanna learn how to tie your shoes? its a very easy thing to do just sit right down and ill give you the scoop Whats that? its called a loop-de-loop you g...
  • Loving U Thru It All
    Loving you through it all - thick and thin, Bad and good, sun and rain, and the sun, and the sun, and the rain Loving you through it all - rain and snow, Thick ...
  • Marble Tulip Juicy Tree
    i don't know who u are i don't know who u want to be when i carbonate the test tube then u won't see me i've got a twin cab diesel combo it takes me where i wan...
  • Mister Richard Smoker
    mister richard smoker you're a poopey poker chardonnay & cocaine in the spa cigarettes and coffee breath little boys on crystal meth tonight we'll tango in the ...
  • Mister Would You Please Help My Pony
    Mister, Would You Please Help My Pony? He's over there behind the tree He's down in the dirt, would ya help him? I think it's his lung Mister, Would You Please...
  • MOLLY
    Tell me what you want and I'll give it to you You name the "Esu", baby, I'll name the glue You name the "spongy-funky", I'll go on and name it tooMollymollymoll...
  • Monique The Freak
    Oh mercy, girl you lookin' sexy Movin' on across the floor Oh mercy, girl you lookin' sexy Saw you comin' through the door Oh baby, such a fine lady Talkin' an...
  • MONONUCLEOSIS
    When you came into the Pod, you told me that something was wrong Said you wasn't havin' no more fun and you want to lick the sun Couldn't say it was any fun Oh ...
  • Montain Dew
    This is our best gigever No, no! Way up on - I knew youd fuck it up! Here it come! Way up on the hill theres an old whiskey still And its right by a hard work...
  • MOURNING GLORY
    unintelligible- cough, cough I swear to god! Look! This is something new you've never heard before this You better take a good look at your mind, fucker I know ...
  • Movin' Away
    Gone away, gone away Moving away, yeah Moving away, yeah All I wanted to say, girl Ah, moving away Left with my own blues 'cause I love you, ahhh Left here all...
  • Mushroom Festival In Hell
    the wind is howling and the time is right for fear inthe emergence in the phosphorescent (tears) fears and all the hippies gonna lick the mind of god? they've a...
  • Mutilated Lips
    I lick my brain in silence Rather squeeze my head instead Midget man provoking violence Listen not to what I said I said please calm it down Everything is turn...
  • NAN
    what's your big secret? could u give me a clue? oh silly girl i'm so in love with u wontcha tell me what's on your mind if u opened your head tell me what woul...
  • NEVER SQUEAL
    never squeal on th' pusher don't lie to your mama just do whatcha wanna it'll be ok don't swin int he water don't fly inna daytime just do whatcha wanna it'll ...