Snow is falling to defeat Snowballs crushing every street Cry for beer to survive The cold winds in the night Heavy drinking all night long After-ski obliterati...

On a cross in Baghdad He was born with a mighty moustache He had a nice mother And 15 violent dads He was a famous kid He healed the wounded ones He turned wate...

Isolated creep, I've gone fucking insane Crock or gator, who gives a shit He'll eat you all the same We don't care for your company, he just needs to feed I'll ...

You gave birth to a kid That fell asleep immediately He wakes up when it's time to eat Then he falls asleep again Born tired - born to sleep, live to rest Born ...

In the jungle, the filthy jungle I am searching for love I know there are a lot of horny creatures But I know what I want I have been with snakes and frogs - an...

It was an awful autumn night I took my car for a ride The speakers were pounding death and grind I accelerate and left the cops behind They couldn't stop me I w...

You lived your life as an angel You never hut a fly You went to church every Sunday But now you have died Your life was holy but you're rotting In the evil cof...

I enter the bar like I was kind On the stereo they play Sting It is early Saturday So it's very cheap to drink I get insane power Happy hour, crazy hour Beware...

Deep in the bayou, backwoods brothel bait When you need a place to stay stop by Old Judds' place Strangers always welcome, city folk especially All hours of the...

You have seven kids But one of them is missing You wonder where he can be But you don't have a clue He's not on top of the hill He's not behind the moon How ca...

You want to be someone Attention denied Everyone knows you're a fake Go home and cry You're not what you want to be Just get it out of your head Please accept w...

It started as a normal headache I took some pills and thought some rest would help But my head kept aching and started to swell My head is now so big that you c...

Eating up the ass With rusty knife and fork Puking in the grass I am pretty dork I am ugly I am funny And you love me Pretty Dork Come and hug me Come and kiss...

So refreshing Taste of the sun Looks like lemon And it is for free Yellow - in the snow Ice cold - let it flow Thirsty - never again Share it - with your frien...

Excuse me excuse me I'm sorry I'm sorry I didn't mean to call this late But I have to tell you something important I know you think that our families are good f...

You put on your shorts and open the fridge Grab an ice-cream and call yourself a bitch You go outside to catch some sun You slip on ice and land in snow No this...

Rutger and his friends were stealing diamonds worth a lot of cash But Rutger was betrayed and shot by his so called friends Rutger went to jail destined to fail...

Here I come bored of everything I go downtown to look for you You are the ones who lost your hair And tried to replace it with an ugly wig I rip it off and thro...