Cause there's these boys at the top of my road, yeah Car washing is their game, amongst other things Cause there's a rumour that's spread about town, now That t...

Cos it's the same old story of Friday night But we've got nowhere to go Do we brave it out in town with the rest of the city folk Pushing at the bar, pushing at...

Botox babes And private raves where Only if you're someone do you get photo'ed in OK Take a look here at Jade's brand new boobs 35 pound Jack and Kim did lose L...

In the back of his mind he could have been A prize fighter like Muhammad Ali Or maybe Prince Nazeem But in school he was prayed upon From the very start For bei...

Here we are today, talking about the same old things again And yes, I've heard that interest rates are on the rise Up at seven o'clock this morning, going to a...

Our Danny boy He was a ladies man Our Danny boy Oh yes he had a plan To find the perfect bird And no he didn't mind if he had to try a few along the way Oh no h...

Cos it all kicks off at about a quater past 8 in east midlands airport bar A conversation with the boys over a friendly pint and it's a sign of Things to come ...

You see him in the anchor On most days but every night On the weller or playing darts You see his game is really tight Lesley don't you know There's more than ...

Cause all I want is a A chicken roll that's it He smiles but shakes his head And yes I read his lips So let's move on please To another shop It's late for a wee...

I met a dark girl In a leafy lane She said I think it's love And then I held her hand So then she saved me From the lonely place I couldn't take my eyes From h...

When I look into her big brown eyes I can't help but stroke her hair When she sits up in my lap All my problems I can air She whimpers when I stroke her spine A...

He spied her on the tube And she was wearing a bright red poppy Her beauty it shone through the silence As the commuters they tried not to make eye contact He'd...

It all started when she was 15 She met a young boy who introduced her to alcohol and nicotine She turned into a creature of the night With her short short skirt...

This is how I like to spend my afternoons Cruising Sainsbury's car park Trying to park a big four door saloon There aint nothing that I'd rather do Than take a ...

Cos my mate's were all Gary Boys yeah Talking like geezers with too much gel in their hair What you wearing on your feet there son Is that Reebok or Nike No, it...

'Cause all the cars are slowing up And now the lights are going red And all these stupid little thoughts start swimming through my head The girl in front's doin...

Ooo ooo what if maybe Ooo ooo what if maybe Ooo ooo what if maybe I hadn't have met you, no I hadn't have met you What if maybe I was in the cool group then I ...

Cos this ain't a topic I'm particularly well versed On girls going loopy in the front row showing you a thong Cos for some reason I don't seem to grab much atte...

Surrey girls like tight jeans Right up tight against their skin Take you home to the dark And show you what's in With glasses bigger than her face She's off to...