One two, one two three As I start out on this new endeavour Trying to make an honest buck Because, I guess, it's now or never 'Bye now, wish me luck All around ...

He was born on a freight train He was born on a cruise ship He was born on an airplane He was born in a taxi ca He was born in a blizzard, far away in a manger...

My baby was talking in her sleep She said, "Bob?" I said, "What?" She said, "Bob?" I said, "I'm Bob!" She said, "No I mean a different Bob" And so I asked her ...

Buster Cornelius was an honest man but he ruled his people with an iron hand Buster Cornelius was a regular Joe but if you did him wrong, he'd let you know Bus...

I was out walking, Miracle Mile So I missed the call for the call of the wild I was downtrodden, rebewed and reviled I was not invited to the call of the wild ...

[?] A hundred poor [?], I work all day, I hardly have no time to play I only have time to take a piss, there must be more to live than this I caught Sally in a...

I'm considering a move to Memphis with my hair all aglow When I arrive in Memphis, I'm bound to meet up with someone I might know I'm considering, I'm consider...

I've been watering my horse since way before noon Well, I hope that beast gets satisfied soon I'm a mean old hombre from a border town Woke up the sheriff and ...

Hungry wolves are howlin', rabid dogs run free The sky is full of vultures The sharks have left the sea Thieves and murderers roam the street They'd love to see...

Death fears no man, nor women none too Death fears nobody, not me and not you There's no way of keepin' ol' death from your door When your time it has come you'...

Doctor Negative! I went to the doctor just to pick up a pill When I left that place I was terminally ill, oh Doctor Negative I went to the doctor I was looking...

I never met a girl like Euphoria Jones (Euphoria Jones) I never met a man who could leave her alone (Euphoria Jones) Everywhere she goes heads all turn Walking ...

First day I really felt like spring I said I didn't want to see you again Your birthday was the night before I had a terrible time and when I walked through my ...

Oh come on and fight my battles Oh come on and plead my case Oh come on do something to show me I'm not alone in this place Fortune has not smiled upon me Has n...

Four horsemen arrived at the doorstep, each with a bucket of beer "Take it easy" one said "We've come in peace" "Relax you have nothing to fear" The prophets o...

I took my gal out on a date I said, "Tonight let's stay out late" "You wanna go uptown?" "No, indeed" The funky west side is just my speed Funky west side, funk...

I've got no talent for making money I've got skills that no one needs If you have talent for making money You're a lucky man indeed I lack wisdom, I lack fores...

One two three four I went down to Gravel Road I went to get my fortune told The fortune teller robbed me blind I can't get her out of my mind I don't know wher...

Then the things get all confused and things get all shook up You lose your sense of balance and find yourself upside-down Turn on you water faucet, all this gre...

Hey Bernadette Hey, hey Bernadette You there Bernadette Hey I'm talking to you Hey Bernadette Hey, hey Bernadette You there Bernadette Hey I'm talking to you We...

I saw the monster from the bay I saw him raise his ugly head We spoke for about a half an hour I don't recall a thing we said "Jack's Bloody Shadow" is a bar I...

How did I come on to this town? Pulled from a river, nearly drowned I was dragged back here half dead without a memory in my head I'm not of this world I'm not ...

The doctor when, I swear, I was born, he said "Sweet Jesus what an ugly child" He got a square head, he got a fat lip I bet he's gonna grow to hate this world s...

First time I saw you, you were standing alone Waiting for a bus to take you home I wanna know you, I wanna know you Saw you down on Barker Street now I was hopi...

I'm a sailor I've been to the North Sea I've been to the South Sea I've been to the Dead Sea I'm a sailor I've got my top mast I've got my main sail I've got my...

The road that does stretch on before us, it ends when we give up this life But if nobody loves you in heaven, what's the use of this sorrow and strife? What of ...

I've been on a roll; I've been feelin' pretty good now I've been feelin' pretty good for a long, long time Feelin' pretty good, I've been keeping out of trouble...

God said, "Jonah, do me a favour Tell the people in your city that they've been sinful Selfish and greedy, cruel and heartless, thoughtless and ugly Tell your p...

I'm gonna walk right out of here, the same way I came in I'm gonna walk right out of here, the same way I came in You think I can't? Maybe you think I'm stuck i...

Thought I saw a familiar face, it stopped me in my tracks It made me think of a far of place, come on let's go back Come on let's go back (You know you can't go...

Lock him up, before he hurts somebody Lock him up, before he scares somebody [?] Heads or death???, you had better lock him up As a child, he was underfed Tha...

I was walking on a beach I was walking all alone Walking on a beach Walking all alone Walking on a beach, walking all alone I looked down on the ground and saw ...

Polka Girl! Polka Girl! Polka Girl, you'd better not let me down Polka Girl! Polka Girl! Polka Girl, you'd better not let me down I know a girl named Ruth I'll ...

Once I dwelled in the land of the living Now I wander trough the land of the dead The wind blows cold and the rain hits hard The storm clouds swirling up above ...

Ride needed to States Borough, call Willie Ride needed to Kansas City, call Jerry or Mike Ride needed to San Francisco, call Tony Ride needed to Ferrydale, Loui...

I had a dream the other night Oh, what a dreadful dream it was I dreamed that I was on stage and as if that wasn't bad enough The people were angry and shouted,...

She took the ring off a dead man's finger, she took the ring She took the ring off a dead man's finger, she took the ring He was a famous man but he was brought...

She threw me through the bedroom door Said, "Get your suitcase off my floor" Oh! Oh she'll break yours too I got my things up off the floor I guess that girl ai...

Don't tell me how you feel, show me Don't say your love is real, show me True love runs deep but talk is cheap Don't tell me how you feel, show me It's not tha...

A cloud passed by, a wave crashed over me I'm solid! Solid behind the times Once I was so modern I could not bend my knees But now I'm solid! Solid behind the t...

She said "I like your house but you're a little locked in" I'm looking for a lover who's sophisticated Sophisticated, sophisticated Oh I guess it don't hurt to ...

I gave a sermon on love I gave a sermon on love When it was over they burned the room They murdered my host Thanked me with a rotten shovel I think those people...

When you see the tap dancer dancing, tapping all around On the walls and on the floor and on the ceiling upside down That's entertainment, that's entertainment,...

First thing she said was: "We're the German girls We are three and sometimes four We have travelled halfway around the world and now we're knocking at your door...

Oh, the wives of the saints have troubles of their own Oh, the wives of the saints have troubles of their own Oh, the wives of the saints have troubles of their...

The sheik's men, they snuck up behind me And stole the air I planned to breathe They left me reelin' 'round light headed I knew that it was time to leave But I ...

The wedding party had just begun People getting lose and having fun 'Til Mary overheard the father of the bride In a panic 'cause they had run out of wine Mary...

I have learned to close my eyes to all that I can't reconcile I have learned to turn my back on anyone who cramps my style I could be satisfied chasing a good t...

The fog rose up from hell that day By the river you could hear the lost souls screaming I wish they wouldn't carry on that way Why'd the boy throw the clock out...