• 3-Wa-Whit
  • 3-Way Lisa
    I take Lisa to the movies-she's my date But I know there'sa's in there, I can't wait, I take there'sa in the back seat all night long, It's there'sa in my backs...
  • Allergic To Myself
    He was my friend, but what the fuck? I slapped him down cuz it was fun I stole his girl, I knocked her up, I had my fun I'm allergic to myself She kept the ki...
  • Carnival Ride
    I first saw her sitting on the Ferris Wheel That is when the rubber began to peel I said "Cmon baby, let's go for a ride" She said "Give me 20 bucks and you can...
  • Cow Jazz / Car Chase
    Hey scoot over, let me drive Let's go wreck your old mans ride Old mans ride, old mans ride You will ride, you will ride Honk the horn, let's scare old bags Le...
  • Death In The Tall Weeds
    I do what I do, I can't explain it You did it too, you helped me make it So spread 'em out, we all go sometime There ain't no reason for them to accept it Don't...
  • El Shiksa
    So you no longer want me You want to shove this horn up my ass You want to slap these tattoos right off me Well you can't, I'm a thirty four-sixer Girl, please ...
  • Eureka! Funday!
    Over all the bodies, over all the years You were always there, I was always here We've brushed off debris, Now everything is clear Now you are here, the doors a...
  • Finished Again
    What's the use of talking, I'm finished again Clean yourself up, I'm finished again You heard what I said What's the use of talking, I'm finished again Everyone...
  • Hitting The Wall
    I woke up today, this morning, I'm bloody, I'm beaten, I find that I have been robbed They took my shoes, my wallet, I'm still drunk, I say "fuck it!" I go to m...
  • Life After Beth
    I had a dream and I woke up I had a dream that we broke up I rolled over to tell you You were awake and you spoke up You said "I have something to tell you You ...
  • Mother
    Mother, I came out painful Mother, I gave you grief Mother, I gave you no relief Mother my mother I love that bitch Mother, you loved my artwork Mother, you lov...
  • No, I'm Not Coming Out
    All my friends they have me surrounded All the same I'm not coming out Though they try they cannot defeat me Can't defeat me can't beat me But I'm impressed The...
  • Organized Meat
    He talks too much He takes all the credit He wants it all but He's never met For him there's lots of good things to eat And people just organized meat His neig...
  • Saliva Of The Fittest
    You want your revenge, you want blood and guts Someone took what's not his Well that's homo, but that ain't sapient Leave dumb dying to kids I'm a scientist, I'...
  • The Pictorial
    As his sperm dripped from the rag He felt used-used up-not so good The Pictorial He wondered what she'd look like in a bikini, or a nice dress How she walked--w...
  • Tourist
    Driving through the wreckage of a maze of bones You're talking to your mommy on the telephone You say "Mother dear, can we please have some steaks tonight?" Whi...
  • Weird Kitchen
    Weird kitchen Owl-shit with little bones Tracks thru the green stuff Sewage on the snow Weird kitchen With star-spangled pots Weird kitchen Tarpits and vacant l...
  • Whitey In The Woodpile
    There's! There's whitey in the woodpile! There's whitey in the woodpile! There's whitey in the woodpile! Shut that door! There's whitey in the woodpile! There's...