I need to shift this draw quick as fuck Flip the cash and take my cut It's really powerful, it's so strong But I'm selling it fast and it's nearly all gone I'l...

Oi clarts! Hold on to my fuckin' bags a minute While I go to the toilet for a wank Just fuckin' knock on the door if the fuckin' plane's coming innit (Last cal...

Eggsy: Alright tonight we got top entertainer Tim West Country aka Billy Webb! Bill son, what's been going on in town centre tonight? Billy: Well loadsa you bee...

Turn up the beat and make it sweet Album four has already hit the streets We're the chain gang, using loads of slang We got better cars than the one in Chitty C...

Loadsa cheese, loadsa cheddar, loadsa cheese I want a sexy lesbian vampire to touch me up Allll day, allll night yeah Think so, you're fukcin safe, innit, NHS, ...

Adam: Is that boy balls going off on one again? Look, son, I told you before It's all lies Don't fuk'n listen to 'em clarts Let me tell you a story about a mate...

Good evening folks, welcome to draw club draw club is our society Through this cd you will learn the ways to enhance your draw using skills If you've never used...

You see's me up church on a Sunday morning, but oh son, you've had your final warnin If you fucks with us or plays dirty tricks We're smashin your face in with...

'yeah yeah, this is Ice T, on behalf of the GLC, if you don't like words like: drippy willy, front bottom, runny poo, skid-mark, big brown skid-mark, big brown ...

It was a Dark dark night and things didn't seem right I was approached by an old man i thought he wanted a fight He started asking me these questions i just did...

[Intro] Guns don't kill people rappers do, Ask any politican and they'll tell you it's true, Its a fact music makes you violent, Like Michael Jackson telling l...

Come out with your hands on your head Turn the rap music off and step away from the stereo Put the rap album down, Leave MC Hammer alone - turn it off What? Gu...

Binatone Spectrum, Pacman, Commodore ZX-81, donkey kong, fucking high score Push it to the limit, couldn't push it any more Wanna be a fucking robot after smoki...

Alright, got your passport? Check Got your t-shirts? Check Got your sunglasses? Checkaw no, aw no, i left 'em in the caaar Alright, have you gotyour draw? Check...

Right I've got to tell you a story There's a story about a bunch Of people who maintain and keep it real For anyone who's ever Smoked draw around the back of th...

Right, it's Adam Hussein here! What happend to you on Friday clart? I'm fuckin' Adam Hussein knowsit I'm fuckin' safe, I'm fuckin' In the GLC! Adam Hussein here...

Been chillin er with fcukin 2 Hats this week fcukin knows it I likes to chill take it easy watchin and listenin to Peter Alliss he's fcukin great GLC Relaxation...

Ladies and gentlemen we carry the spotlight in your attention to the G L C Goldie lookin' chainit's the GLC Who's got the tracksuit, i got the tracksuit Who's g...

I took loads of them fukin' fukin' mushrooms and fukin' thatthem halucinagenics, innit And i fukin' lost it, dinni, this is the way it fukin' goes Safe as fuk, ...

I know a guy who blow sheep up, He used to have a ta what the fuck? He used to blow em up! If you go to (?)? (Walters?) Five pound a sheep! Get a sheep five pou...

HI My name is Renee Laloo And im gonna sing a song for you about love an how love can tear you apart It was a night like any other in this town I took a bus to ...

My DJ, my DJ, my DJ, my DJ My DJ's unique in this rap game Even if his scratches sound mostly the same He can scratch with his hands, his cock or his feet Somet...

Fukin' safe fukin' you knows it, innit It's time to kick it once more from the boys who toke draw Don't mess with us clarts cos we're fukin' hardcore You though...

'alright clart! i saw you in fukin' Zanzi's dinni? what happened to you on Friday, clart?' 'aw, you're never gonna believe it, man! it's so unsafe, i got busted...

Fuk'n love fags man So er so so what fags you got man? What you smokin' then? I got fukin', I got Marlboro lights man, they come, look, in they're own fukin' bo...

On The Radio Big up to anyone who's been involved in care & community 'Cos it's the GLC back again With another rave anthem for you to feast on, ya bastards I n...

My name is professor doppleganger and i am here to unlock the secrets of your mind, to discover why you really are the psychotic trauma case that we have been t...

The first time that I met my mate Was in the roller rink where I went to skate It was early in the decade around '83 Back then Maskell's was the place to be Pa...

Knowsit, Knowsit, know-kn-know-knowsit (repeat 3x) Kno-kno-kno-kno-kno-kno-kno-kno-knowsit (Repeat 3x) Safe safe safe safe Safe safe safe safe Safe safe safe sa...

I'm gonna lie on my back and you put your fingers down my mouth right, no, no do it right, like aaugh uuuugh! I'm gonna do a jimi hendrix, eeuuughhi'm gonna be ...

Aw look at that, man she's got white cotton panties on Have you seen the bird on page 13? Yeah man, she's a bit dirty, inniti usually buy fat or pregnant but I ...

Intro - my name is a-rape, balaclava, don't fuk with me or i fuk with your father Shit to me, shit to me, shit to me, fuk you alicia keys Justin timberlake it's...

Because I shit myself, yes I shit myself, because I got wrecked up And then I shit myself Because I shit myself, yes I shit myself, because I got wrecked up And...

Yeah, can you feel it, it's the Goldie Lookin' Chain with 2 Hats He's back and this time he's the shotgun surgeon You Knows Shotgun Surgery My name's 2 Hats, I'...

Burned a new hole in my tracksuit today, Smoking Soap Bar without an ashtray, Red-hot nylon dripping on my skin, I ripped the fucker off, and threw it in the bi...

Alright lee, i'm just chillin down Shaftsbury, got the gold, catch u later Psych Don't go, busting my balls Or I'll smash your brain all over the walls Its the ...

Well, I'm fucked, it's half-two I gotta get 'ome How're we gonna get outta here man, what you gonna do? Let's call a taxi You know I've had some of the best tim...

Yo where's my draw I can't find my draw No, that's Paul's draw I don't want Paul's draw, I want my draw Yes, Mystikal, back in position Known thru time as the m...

Spaceman, blow up Oh, maggot, he's a modern day fagan Turfing out your pockets like a christian burns a pagan Dripping with charm, style and panache He'll leav...

Hey, lick the tip, why don'tcha In 1983, a team of crack draw enthusiasts created a masterplan A design for a way of livin' so revolutionary, so groundbreaking...

The return The fukin' return of the GLC, goldie lookin' chain The GLC is gonna take you on a fukin' mystery tour, it's gonna take you through time and space in ...

To All The People To all the seat slashers traveling on Newport transport To all the shoplifters banned from the town centre To all the draw dealers under surve...

Alright man, we're gonna do a new tune yeah, we're just gonna freestyle it right? Eggsie, fukin' don't get sick on us, you always fukin' get sick "I promise man...

You knows all the peoples in Gedow Close, All those people who go tos Dixons, and Currys and Petsmart, They're safe as fcuk init Ah ha You fcuking knows, fcukin...

You dress like Buck Rogers, you got a bell-end for a face If you fu'k with me, the shit you will taste Across your lips, you're a disgrace So the GLC will destr...

I'm gonna make you sweat The way a pig sweats on a hot day 'Cos I'm feeling real sexy baby Real Sexy, oohh yeah! That's right, I'm gonna put me a sexy video on ...

From the dawn of time they came, travelling silently down through the centuries, devoted to the ancient code of leisurewear and smoking draw, upon completing th...

Serious man, your fuckin' missus is nuts, My missus is nuts an' all, She rings me at least forty times a day, Serious I seen you last night, you were drinkin' i...

That's right, you knows what I'm saying Your mother's offered me the goods, I'm not paying It started as a laugh, as a bit of a joke Something funny to say when...