Here you are at last To bring my cold lonely soul sweet release From my weary past Always searching, the one missing piece was you And I beg you, come away with...

There's a tall thin man standing in the shadows When he calls your name his voice is strong and clear It's a dark and smoky place, so you can't quite see his fa...

I am glad to be shopping, here with you. I will sit on this chair 'til you're through. I will wait with your purse, I won't wander off and leave it. I am glad t...

Where did we go? When was the moment that we broke in two? I think I know In fact I am sure I can blame it on you I remember the first big surprise The day you ...

Guess I was skeptical when I first met Dr Martin He said we could build a baby out of DNA And although it was expensive it was legal in the states where it wasn...

All alone by the table of food in my wrinkled suit and my borrowed tie Only thinking of something to say in the moment after the girl goes by Everyone else is h...

I guess because my name is Bozo I was destined to be a clown But when I joined the traveling circus I didn't think that it would bring me down Make me angry lik...

Not far away in a place by the sea Something is watching and waiting for me Brookline Something isn't right in Massachusetts Don't stray out of Boston town The...

This year has been a little crazy for the Andersons You may recall we had some trouble last year The robot council had us banished to an asteroid That hasn't un...

You have put on your feety pajamas It's time for a long winter's nap There's a knock on the door and a stranger is there He wants you to sit on his lap He takes...

Code Monkey get up get coffee Code Monkey go to jo Have boring meeting with boring manager Ro Rob say Code Monkey very diligent But his output stink His code no...

In a town in the woods at the top of a hill There's a house where no one lives So you take a big bag of your big city money there and buy it Then at night when ...

I guess you've noticed that my arms don't fit in my old suits I guess you've noticed that I'm eating lots of jungle fruits Anyway more than I used to I used to ...

Tell me what you think I've been doing wrong Coz' I'm to high to hear what you say. Maybe write a letter if it takes to long, I won't come Down Today. Found a...

I woke up this morning I had a scone and a large house blend And then a little conversation with my squirrel and chipmunk friends I said I'm sick and tired of w...

There's a small town in the mountains where the streets are wide and still There are children making angels in the snow The sunset paints the sky at night And o...

It's still so dark because it's Still so early and the Chipper little girlie at the front desk doesn't mind at all These phony living rooms and Fake plants are ...

I lie below, you float above In the pretty white ships that I've been dreaming of And I'd like to swim beside you Getting dizzy in your wake Getting close enoug...

I get up early when the sleeping pill wakes me I take a wake up pill and fill with energy I power on hard and I check my messages But I don't have any messages ...

I hate California There's something out there I just don't get I know your friends out there must think I'm pretty strange Because I dress as if the weather's g...

They invented a reason That's why it stings They don't think you matter Because you don't have pretty rings I keep telling you I don't care I keep saying there'...

Long ago in days of yore It all began with a god named Thor There were Vikings and boats And some plans for a furniture store It's not a bodega, it's not a mall...

Kenesaw Mountain Landis was a bad mother fucker He was seventeen feet tall, he had a hundred and fifty wives He didn't do that much except he saved the game of ...

Chances are your pants are not as fancy as the pair Of very fancy pants that Mr Fancy Pants will wear When everybody's marching in the fancy pants parade He's g...

Here at the bar, who cares what I do? I'm all alone, but I'm drinking for two. Drowning the man that I used to be, Nobody loves you like me. I won't sign a thi...

I still remember the words you said They were hard enough to leave a mark And now they echo inside my head As I spiral down into the dark I windmill upside down...

We want a podsafe Christmas song We want a song that's safe to play Don't think us rude We don't want to get sued By the thugs at the RIAA We have been good the...

Heya Tom, it's Bob, from the office down the hall Good to see you buddy, how've you been? Thing have been OK for me except that I'm a zombie now I really wish y...

We took the freeway out of town We found a place to settle down We bought a driveway and a swingset and a dog You got your very own bathroom I got my very own w...

Welcome to my secret lair on Skullcrusher Mountain I hope that you've enjoyed your stay so far I see you've met my assistant Scarface His appearance is quite di...

This was a triumph I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS It's hard to overstate My satisfaction Aperture Science We do what we must Because we can For the good o...

We start the story when Mom met Dad And they danced all night and he took her home It might have been all the wine they had But they rolled the dice and won you...

Last week I left a note on Laura's desk It said I love you signed anonymous friend Turns out she's smarter than I thought she was She knows I wrote it, now the ...

Washington came first and he was perfect John Adams kept us out of war with France Jefferson made Louisiana Purchase In 1812 James Madison kicked the British in...

Tom Cruise is so in love with Katie At least all his people tell him so And while he thinks that she's a very special lady It's probably not the way he'd choose...