- A Letter To Santy Claus
What the crap you gay saaannnty claus you get on my pissing nerve Every Christmas night while im drinking my millwalke I hear some damn noise on my hose top So ...
- A Letter To Shania Twain
Last Christmas I went up in niceville, for a little vacation,and ah, boy I love Shania Twain, boy I tell you what,she makes me hornier than a retard watchin' ba...
- Donny The Retard
Donny the Retard Had a 8 pound water head He was 5 foot 3 And he said to me "i like tater tots" "i like tater tots" May be changed to "my name's Donny" Its...
- Grandpa's Thanksgiving Story
This is the story of the first Thanksgiving, once again by my drunk grandpa: Many years agoChristopher Columbus and his pilgrim buddies come to America on a bo...
- I Pissed My Pants
I PISSED MY PANTS THE TOILET WAS JUST TO FAR I DRUNK TOO MUCH DAMN BEER I TRIED TO HOLD IT IN BUT MY BLADDER JUST GAVE IN AND I PISSED RIGHT THROUGH MY DRAWERS ...
- O Little Girl From Birmingham
O little girl from Birmingham, how good you look in jeans. I'd love to take you on a date, but your teeth are so damn green.
- Ode To Titties
On the first night in the titty club, We was checking out all the chicks There was black ones and whites ones, brunettes and blondes, Look at the size of that r...
- Redneck Santy Claus
Nobody likes a redneck Until their car breaks down then everybody likes a redneck Well i like me a redneck santy clause Redneck santy clause has his slay on lif...
- Twisted Christmas Carols
These are famous Christmas Carols I know it aint Christmas but i'm goin to do these Christmas carols these is good american patriotic christmas carols and god b...
- What
I was talking in my sleep, she said Taking pictures making faces Gone lost and incomplete Walking quiet down the street, wasted Searching far and finding nothin...