There's been a brand neew breakthrough Though they're not sure what it means We used to blame our parents Now we can pin it on our genes Hey and I'm not talking...

It's not strange, no mystery, you and I are history I put up my protective wall It's 4 feet thick and 10 feet tall 10 feet tall and 4 feet thick Granite, concr...

The dollar went down and the President said “Who's in charge, now?” I don't know, take your pick A new disease every day and the old ones are coming back Things...

Absence makes the heart grow fonder And the mind begins to wander back to happier days I guess you could say you were taken for granted I went on and on and I r...

I'm riding in a long black car I'm riding in a long black car Chauffeur's in the front, I'm in the back It's a limousine and I'm a star It's calculated and it's...

I'm riding in a long black car I'm riding in a long black car Chauffeur's in the front, I'm in the back It's a limousine and I'm a star It's calculated and it'...

Bein' a dad isn't so bad Except that you gotta feed 'em You gotta shoe 'em and clothe 'em And try not to loathe 'em Bug 'em and hug 'em and heed 'em Bein' a da...

Between the forest and the ocean lies a lonely strand The ocean is your mother the forest father land You are stranded on that empty beach Not knowing where to ...

Well I wake up in the morning And I can't get out of bed You're lying in there with me We stay put instead I grind the beans, squeeze the juice And butter up th...

Well the banks & the schools & the post office are closed You can park where you please and you won't get towed The streets are empty & the stores are finally c...

Well it stumbles and it falls off of almost every Tongue Give a listen and you'll hear It's workin like a landmine in almost every sentence It's an assault to m...

We've come a long way since we last shook hands Still got a long way to go We couldn't see the flowers since we last shook hands Couldn't see the flowers on acc...

We don't believe in You know who” But we don't let the kids know it We're parents, who are grown ups There's a line we have to toe it But we're part of a consp...

Crossin' the highway late last night He shoulda looked left and he shoulda looked right He didn't see the station wagon car The skunk got squashed and there you...

I went to the doctor and the doctor said Son you look older than me and I'm 71 You're falling apart and not living right I went to the doctor and the doctor sa...

I'd rather be dreaming than living Living's just too hard to do It's chances not choices Noises not voices A day's just a thing to get through Living's just too...

East Indian princess lives in a western dream Happy like a child, her mother is a queen You know she's safe as a cow on a Calcutta street This English way of li...

Dearest Daddy with your songs Do you hope to right your wrongs You can't undo what has been done To all your daughters and your son The facts are in and we have...

CHORUS: Happy birthday Martha, happy birthday, birthday girl I'm sorry I can't be there for that party, birthday girl But pin the tail upon the donkey in that p...

CHORUS: I go to the graveyard where we all must go Among the dead & the buried there just so I will know What it's like beneath those trees listening to that wi...

CHORUS: You got a grown man for a boyfriend, So you better treat him just like a baby He's a saint on Sunday, he's a bum on Monday; The rest of the week he's ju...

CHORUS: Down in Southern California There's a guru that is guruing there He's got 250 followers They're following him everywhere He's got all of the answers to...

The dollar went down and the President said Whos in charge, now? I don't know, take your pick A new disease every day and the old ones are coming back Things ar...

High wide and handsome - that's how I like livin'. High wide and handsome - that's how life should be. Low skinny and ugly - that's for other people. High wide ...

When you were alive, I was never alone Somewhere in the world, there was something called home And as long as you lived, I would be allright There were reasons ...

I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero I wouldn't have mess with men and all their come and go, And all that awful facial hair and yucky machis'mo! I wish I w...

Every night I get the blues Greens and yellows and chartreuses You're still living here with me, I'd rather be lonely All the thime I look around For excuses t...

Woke up this morning, didn't feel that bad Last night was definitely not one of the worst I ever had Ate a nice dinner, drank a few drinks Didn't think about yo...

Woke up this morning, didn't feel that bad Last night was definitely not One of the worst I ever had Ate a nice dinner, drank a few drinks Didn't think about yo...

Talkin bout my generation, People try to put us down But they weren't people just our parents Now they're old or not around Bill and Hill are our first couple ...

In the year 2000 my age was 53 born in the first half of the last century I always was post-modern but that's ancient history Now I'm the last man on Earth tha...

You sit at a desk and you squirm in a chair You stretch out on a couch, you could fall asleep there But you lie in your bed and you try not to think You put on ...

Shut up and go to bed Put the pillow under your head I'm sick and tired of all your worries Shut up and say goodnight Say your prayers and turn off the light I'...

When a ship is sinking and they lower the lifeboats And hand out the life jackets, The men keep on their coats The women and the children are the ones Who must ...

In this town television shuts off at two What can a lonely rock & roller do Oh the bed's so big and the sheets are clean and your girlfriend said that you were ...

Mr Ambivalent, you ain't going nowhere Sitting there on that fence, Mr Ambivalent We're all sick and tired of your ambivalence Mr Ambivalent, you don't gain no...

Call me Mr Guilty, Mr Guilty that's my name Without a doubt it's all my fault, I'm the one to blame You say that you're unhappy I do believe it's true Cause I'm...

At the station you can meet her With that smile you couldn't cheat her A woman that kind is hard to find It's good to take a girl In the not so very good world...

The limousine was waiting Outside the studio In stepped poor john Lennon And his wife Yoko Ono - Not John On up 44th Street Left at 8th avenue Up to the Dakota...

Of all the chicks & broads & babes & bimbos I have known No one does it better than you do on the phone Midway through my busy day all through my empty night I ...

The OGM on our machine Began with we're not here now But you went and changed the "we" to "no one" Do you mean us or me? Your new outgoing voice Sounds bright a...

Hostilities ended, nobody cared Anymore for the war, so a truce was declared So it ends in surrender, then there's peace at least; Arms are withdrawn and fire i...

I slept through the night, I got through to the dawn I flipped a switch and the light went on I got out of bed and I put some clothes on It's a pretty good day ...

Once I got locked up in a dirty old jail And the coffee was cold & the cornbread was stale And I didn't cry I tried to be brave Till the warden tried to give me...

Told you I love you Talked on the [Incomprehensible] You'd said that you like me, feel like a fool Say that you like me, that's not enough Say that you love me...

In Delaware when I was younger I would live the life obscene In the Spring I had great hunger I was Brando I was Dean Blaspheming, booted, blue-jeaned baby boy ...

The sad thing is I'm so damn happy Who'd blame her if she were to slap me The sun should not shine when there's rain I should be in a lot more pain At least I s...

I've written so many songs about you This is the last one, after this I'm through When I sing this one, when I do my show, People will hear it, the world will k...

Well, there's not much to say But there's so much to do I'm in a good way since I've fallen for you We'd be so happy, I know that we would If only you'd have m...

Sometimes I forget that you've gone You've gone, and you're not coming back And it's hard to believe that you're still not here What's left behind, disputes tha...

Isn't it strange the two strangers Suddenly don't feel so strange It's something familiar, though this time is different What they're in for feels like sea chan...

Suddenly it's Christmas, right after Halloweeen Forget about Thanksgiving; It's just a buffet in between There's lights and tinsel in the windows; They're stock...

Last week I attended a family affair & A few remarked upon my recent growth of facial hair You look just like your father did With that beard someone said I ans...

This summer I went swimming, This summer I might have drowned But I held my breath and I kicked my feet And I moved my arms around, I moved my arms around This...

Little did I know, though I probably should have guessed By the way you walked and talked and spoke and smoked an dressed You actually seemed to like me and so ...

Hey, Bob Dylan, I wrote you a song Today is your birthday if I'm not wrong If I'm not mistaken, you're 50 today How are you doin', Bob? What do you say? Well, ...

Lord every year we gather here To eat around this table Give us the strength to stomach as much As fast as we are able Bless this food to our use Though?2; comm...

I got the capitalism blues 'Cause we're capitalistic fools And we're lucky if it stops at a recession I got the capitalism blues 'Cause our capitalistic tools ...

There are pictures on the piano, pictures of the family, Mostly my kids but there's an old Picture of you and me You were five and I was six In 1952; That was f...

She's been on her feet nearly half the damned night Bringing your beverage and your late night bite She remains cheerful, when you're nasty and tight Makes chan...

You knew she was in trouble When you saw her bodyguard When you saw those two together You knew it wasn't hard To see that she was different not just one of the...

They spelled my name wrong again With an E between the D and the N Some dope didn't know it should be an O They spelled my name wrong again Why in God's name ca...

Unhappy Anniversary it's one year since we split I walk and talk and get around, lie down, stand upand sit I eat and drink and smoke and sleep, live a little bi...

Oh when I die and it won't be long Hey you're gonna be sorry that you treated me wrong Yeah you're gonna be sorry that you treated me bad Hey and if there's an ...

Downtown is where it's at, I don't doubt that But today I can do without I'm getting sick of the slums I'm tired of dodging the bums And all the freaks are frea...

I was raised here in Westchester County I was taught in the Country Day School We were richer than most, I don't mean to boast But I swam in the country club po...

Paul & George & Ringo, just a fraction of the Fab Four Some still survive from Dave Clark's Five Washed up on the Mersey Shore Jerry has a pacemaker The hermit'...

When I'm At Your House everything's strange When I'm At Your House I go through the change I feel out of touch, way out of reach Like a fish out of the water or...

mother liked her white wine she'd have a glass or two almost every single night after her day was through san se chardonnay chaiblie pinot gris jiot just to ta...

X or Y, do or die Pain and joy, it's a girl or a boy Friend or foe, you'll never know But it's no lie that it's X or Y If it's X, a gal is next But if it's Y, ...

A bunch of nerdy brainy guys a long way back Invented a crazy little thing they called the Univac For years now, they've been upgrading that thing It can walk &...

I know that fan is moving air I can see it in your hair But I can't bear to breathe it in somehow I'll rise and fall with you 'Cause you can't fail me now I'll...

You never phone, you never write Hell, I stopped hoping that you might You're trying to hurt my feelings, right? You never phone, you never write You never wri...

Your Mother & I are living apart I know that seems stupid, but we weren't very smart You'll stay with her, I'll visit you At Christmas, on weekends, the summert...