• A Celebration Of H.hare
    Dear sweet brother of mine I'm so glad you've made it You've really accomplished something incredible And I'm so very proud of the art we create now I love you...
  • A Dreamy Day Of Daydreaming Of You
    You're my muse you're my silly goose and every day is a dreamy day of daydreaming of you You're my one you're my honey bun and every day is a dreamy day of dayd...
  • A Man's Life Flashing Before His Eyes While He And His Wife Drive Off A Cliff Into The Ocean
    I heard a human voice in an adding machine and my brain slipped out of my ear Which made it hard to hear A customer clapping in approval A bird flew Through the...
  • A Question For Emily Foreman
    Emily do you think it's safe to guess that you'll be different from the rest Emily I don't know if you're truly make believe but my mind is open to you anyhow O...
  • A Sentence Of Sorts In Kongsvinger
    I spent the winter on the verge Of a total breakdown while living in Norway I felt the darkness of the black metal bands But being such a fawn of a man I didn'...
  • Advice From A Divorced Gentleman To His Bachelor Friend Considering Marriage
    You should stay away from roses And be careful to avoid Chocolate hearts Keep distant from romantic notions Cause that's where love Most often starts Be sure t...
  • An Eluardian Instance
    Does she know, does she know that I am not just searching for some first-time high? I know it's all about perceptions And I accept you as my very first mover I...
  • An Epistle To A Pathological Creep
    He'd explain to you but it would take too long Why he is right and everybody else is wrong He'd endeavor friend to make your mind correct He'd try but he thinks...
  • An Erroneous Escape Into Erik Eckles
    The octopus in your purse is cursing like an evil sailor But remember the knife is worse for the editors of movie trailers And if you want me to I'll help it's ...
  • An Introduction For Isabell
    I'd like to introduce you now to Isabell lam present owner of the Edward lam wax museum daughter of the comedic duo Dorothy and Edward Do you remember them? The...
  • An Ode To The Nocturnal Muse
    I love to sleep I love my bed cause it brings strange dreams to me and life's much better when I'm asleep I can see anything don't have to worry about anything ...
  • And I've Seen A Bloody Shadow
    Turning tricks on the hood of Jasmine's car That whole summer was really just too peculiar You know I would have given it up to almost anybody Who had a little ...
  • Art Snob Solutions
    What's up directors? Grab your knives! It's time to take all all of the lives Of the people who cannot see the somnolent genius of Tarkovsky Come on authors gra...
  • At Night Trees Aren't Sleeping
    Everything is falling apart, yes I am Watching me watch birds watch people I wear my bowtie to bed, Because I'm waiting for the gorgeous young man Hiding in th...
  • Authentic Pyrrhic Remission
    So much violence in my head How are we still alive? Intermission is under control (No it's not, don't you ever stop lying, damn) I love how we're learning from ...
  • Baby
    I'm so glad I have you to think of, To channel all my loving energy into Even though my feelings aren't returned, And in time I won't think about you this way,...
  • Beware Our Nubile Miscreants
    You only like him 'cause he's sexually appealing But I read his journal, it was very revealing He fucked your sister in an elevator junior year, oh yeah, oh yea...
  • Bunny Ain't No Kind Of Rider
    Saw her A girl kissing girls What a shock Said "she must be an artist" She muttered her reply I was judging her friend As the dj played a dead jam No one wants ...
  • Buried With Me
    Writing your name in the fog on my bedroom window Speaking to voices of her in the dark I know that there is nobody here so why am I crawling on the floor Its a...
  • Butterscotching Mr Lynn
    I like you cause you look like a giraffe stretching out it's neck to get to fruit in a tall tree You're always occupied with girly things your room is filled wi...
  • Cast In The Haze
    I'm happy today because I'm in love and feeling afraid Oh I hop off the train singing your name I knock on your door I don't know what to say When you answer I ...
  • Cato As A Pun
    Cato play with my head I won't know the difference If we're living in the novelist Or substition Oh-oh-oh Cato mess with my concepts, My inner vision Like a str...
  • Chrissy Kiss The Corpse
    On a bus stop bench sat an ancient lady It was clear she was dead yeah we all could agree And that death had arrived quite unexpectedly Cause the poor wretch di...
  • City Bird
    City bird haven't you heard hasn't anybody told you? These city blocks can't hold you Your place is in the sky how can I show you? City bird haven't you learned...
  • Climb The Ladder
    When I'm caught in a net and I haven't a clue All I've got to do is climb the ladder to you Climb the Ladder When there are ghosts in my coat and everything is ...
  • Cutie Pie
    You are my cutie pie, my cutie pie, yes you are You are my cutie pie, my cutie pie, yes you are You'll be my cutie pie until the day I die I hope that's a long...
  • Death Dance Of Omipapas And Sons For You
    I want to dance so I don't have to think anymore about the steam cleaned caterpillar in the pinafore I want to dance till the meanings of words are replaced by ...
  • Death Is Not A Parallel Move
    All of my thoughts are from a foreign host Now I feel just like a ghost Now I feel just like a ghost Now I feel just like a ghost Now I feel just like a ghost ...
  • Doing Nothing
    Nothing, we're doing nothing just sitting and wondering why nothing's happening Everyone was there in a wooden chair doing nothing Still doing nothing, drinking...
  • Don't Ask Me To Explain
    How will I ever know you enough to love you If you're hiding who you are? Don't ask me to explain Who are you hiding you from, Across the table with a penny in ...
  • Dour Percentage
    When we left alone, no song to sing us off the edge The speakers are blown, this planet is an orphanage. Deep abandonment issues at our core But if not each oth...
  • Eros' Entropic Tundra
    All I ever get is sad love while watching all my friends find their happy love I don't understand why I should be without love All I ever get is sad love always...
  • Everyday Feels Like Sunday
    Everyday feels like Sunday baby everyday feels so good Everyday feels like Sunday baby everyday feels so good I'm further and further away from the fall everyda...
  • Everything Disappears When You Come Around
    When you come around, everything else disappears My ears disappear When you come around, everything else vanishes The crowds slowly fade when you come around E...
  • Exorcismic Breeding Knife
    There's a flash of dead-eyed hatred in these horse-faced hours and hours Don't let this be how I am remembered ... dialogue Don't... shredded cowboy menace Tru...
  • Faberge Falls For Shuggie
    Those with the golden x have tried to tell me That the bird in my chest was dead but that's never never never She aint my thug no more aint no kind of killer An...
  • Family Nouveau
    It's crazy to think how I was living like prisoner But now I am free not tied to a past I never wanted anyway Life, before I met you, was just a bunch of yester...
  • For Our Elegant Caste
    We can do it soft core if you want But you should know I take it both ways We can do it soft core if you want But you should know that I go both ways We can do...
  • Forecast Facist Future
    The language of the frost lobs dead balloons over ruins today In view of wan wordless crowds that chase waifs to spires with fiery plumes And incite the firmame...
  • Fun Loving Nun
    She's not quite like the Conventional sister no she's not I've never seen her frown Or hold her head down I've never heard her say "I'm bored" or "get away" I ...
  • Gallery Piece
    I wanna be your love I wanna make you cry And sweep you off your feet I wanna hurt your pride I wanna slap your face I wanna paint your nails I wanna make you...
  • Gelid Ascent
    You are what parasites evolved from Still an unanswered question You are the refused energy from a superior form Nothing that occurs to you is intended for your...
  • Go Call You Mine
    Something propels me something compels me to say How often are you this way If you're this charming all the time I'll be forced to tell you darling here's a dim...
  • Good Morning Mr Edminton
    Good morning Mr Edminton Mr Edminton how are you feeling today? I trust that life is treating you the way that you want it to of course I'm joking with you Hell...
  • Gronlandic Edit
    I am satisfied Hiding in our friend's apartment Only leaving once a day To buy some groceries Daylight i'm so absent-minded Nighttime meeting new anxieties So a...
  • Happy Yellow Bumblebee
    I am a happy yellow bumble bee, I fly around the flowers and trees And all morning long, I flutter about in the swirling breeze and the sun is yellow like me I...
  • Heimdalsgate Like A Promethean Curse
    I'm in a crisis, I need help Come on mood shift, Shift back to good again Come on mood shift, Shift back to good again Come on, be a friend Nina Twin is trying...
  • Hello From Inside A Shell
    Hello from inside a shell you can see me cause my shell is invisible It was made especially for me by the brilliant inventor Lecithin E I ride my unicycle downs...
  • Honeymoon In San Fansisco
    Honeymoon in San Francisco, what a grand idea We'll rent a room in a four-star hotel We'll spend the whole time drunk on champagne and lime We'll never feel the...
  • How Lester Lost His Wife
    First there was the 'fable of the bull' told by the picador Then an Orwellian raping of a virgin apple core An apple core an apple core an apple Core an apple c...
  • I Can't Stop Your Memory
    I can't stop your memory from breaking my heart Devils were laughing so loud, I couldn't hear the radio In the dark bags become, Sneaking devils waiting to pou...
  • I Felt Like Smashing My Head Through A Clear Glass Window
    All day long, I felt like Smashing my face through a clear glass window But instead, I went out And smashed up the phone booth round' the corner I never had a ...
  • I Was A Landscape In Your Dream
    What kind of comedy is this all of the danger you've discovered What kind of comedy is this how can you say now you're frightened You labeled me in forty tries ...
  • I Was Never Young
    I was never young even as a child I was never young I always felt beguiled No I just never smiled But you you have a glow glow from an innocence I'll never know...
  • I Was Watching Your Eyes
    I want to write something beautiful, Something so beautiful That I just can't sing it Without getting that incredible feeling, The one that just overwhelms my s...
  • I'd Be A Yellow Feathered Loon
    I'd be a yellow feathered loon for you baby Be a German shepherd on the moon for you baby Be a granulated spoon For you baby I'd be a camper in a photograph for...
  • Id Engager
    Oh yeah Is that my Concorde on the launcher? Looks good One, two, three, four Ooh aah, ooh aah, ooh aah, ooh aah He's just a slutty little flirt, and sister He...
  • If I Faltered Slightly Twice
    If I faltered slightly twice singling a double or Botching a landing if that was my routine it Was Torture I know that it's not an understatement there Will be ...
  • If You Feel You Must Go, Don't Go!
    I love you completly Please I don't want you to go, though are not content here with me, and you feel you must go How could I lose you so fast? How come our lov...
  • In Dreams I Dance With You
    You remind me of a snowflake That falls while comets hit the earth, Destroying buildings and trees But you are so light in the air, You never disrupt a thing O...
  • In The Army Kid
    Riding to the station on the bus Cause I want to pick out some books But Jen She's a librarian And she hunts my butt to this day Usually the bills make me stay ...
  • Ira's Brief Life As A Spider
    All the baby spiders in the nursery waving to each other clinging to their mothers and smile at their dads who say "Now that's a clever lad" One particular spid...
  • Isn't It Nice
    Isn't it nice living out in the country? It's so nice for us to have a place off in our own space with no one to mind there's Old Cranky the elderly lady next d...
  • It's A Very Starry Night
    It's a very starry night though the moons not very bright It's a very attractive sight this fair and starry night It's a very starry night watching barristers i...
  • It's Just So
    I don't wonder why I love you I don't have to know It's just so I adore you from your head down to your baby toe It's just so Sometimes I get scared and hesitat...
  • Jacques Lamure
    Jacques Lamure is a Volunteer fireman He longs to give his life Saving a nice old man and his wife When their house is Filled with flames Earning him honor and ...
  • Jennifer Louise
    Jennifer Louise you don't know me but we're cousins your mamamama and my mamamama are sisters Jennifer Louise I haven't seen you since I was a kid when my famil...
  • Joseph And Alexander
    Joseph and Alexander ride their flaming swans Above Miss Dovepost and her loudmouth niece Who had a fear of geese and who even in a corset Looked remarkably obe...
  • Julie The Mouse
    Nothing can save me from the pain Of you not loving me It doesn't help me to complain I just have to feel it And hope it goes away But it's so useless and it h...
  • Just Recently Lost Something Of Importance
    Look who's talking to their shadow like one who hasn't got a friend Like somebody with a broken heart that is never gonna mend Look who's walking through the n...
  • Katie And Caroline
    Princesses Princesses Princesses Princesses Princesses Katie and Caroline are throwing a tea party from 8 to 9 Everyone is happy and feeling fine Grammy and Pa ...
  • Keep Sending Me Black Fireworks
    Look in my eyes what do you see? I'm hanging upside down like a chimpanzee When I'm with my friends riding somewhere on a crowded bus There is nothing that I wa...
  • Kid Without Claws
    If you have any flaws we haven't noticed them there is nothing at all you are lacking in Louis Kabu We are looking at you and we see an august gentleman Miss Bi...
  • Kissing In The Grass
    Kissing in the grass smiling to say oh golly gee I think you're dreamy” learning so much that way I do tend to believe there's precious little that could amount...
  • Labyrinthian Pomp
    How you wanna TAG my style? When i am so superior How you wanna hate a thing? When you are so, so inferior How you wanna mess, How you wanna mess my Spotless in...
  • Let's Do Everything For The First Time Forever
    Will you kiss me again so I can pretend we're kissing for the first time Because when we kissed for the first time I was distracted I couldn't believe it was tr...
  • Let's Go For A Walk
    I know that in my dreaming world the friends I've made aren't imprisoned there and they are not pretend They are just as real as this world that I've grown to k...
  • Lethecin's Tale Of A DNA Experiment That Went Horribly Awry
    Here I sit planted in the mud A mushroom of melted molecules Where language has been reduced we can only use abbreviations skjlb hjkgdfn uji AhFGsd uWiaAn Here ...
  • Little Viola Hidden In The Orchestra
    Miniature woodwinds whistle underwater While electric eels make the ocean warm in summer Olives that were left on the sand become bathing beach bunnies Being wo...
  • Look At The Bell
    Do you know you're being followed by the shadow of a cat walking upright? I was hoping that I could crack my eyes open and be greeted by a friend who loves me W...
  • Lysergic Bliss
    Wearing an olive dra but feeling somehow inside opalescent Wonder how I'm managing to smile oh when I can't even pay my rent Maybe it's because I've finally fou...
  • Malefic Dowery
    Love is not a debtor's prison You don't have to serve a sentence to pay back what you've been given Now I live in fear of your schizophrenic genius It's a tempe...
  • Mingusings
    Boy, I wish you weren't such a paranoid actress And I, the assassinated Kennedy I feel like an accidental species Some mutant love child, never meant to be No ...
  • Montreal
    Montreal is Where I began to feel inside The gray sadness of winter When you told me that this isn't it, And I drove away Walking to the statue in the park, Th...
  • Montreal Makes Me Sad Again
    Nothing can save me From the pain of you not loving me It doesn't help me to complain I just have to feel it until it goes away It's so useless and it hurts jus...
  • My British Tour Diary
    On our trip to England I noticed something obscene People still actually give a shit about the Queen Though London girls aren't snobs at all and Brighton's love...
  • My Darling, I've Forgotten
    I've lost, and don't remember what I saw in you Your charms have become less charming Your sweetness decreases everyday My dear darling, I've forgotten what I s...
  • My Favorite Boxer
    Hector Ormano is my favorite boxer He goes smasho and everyone cheers He turns big men into whimpering cowards He's so strong and how I adore him But I'm so we...
  • My Favourite Christmas
    Do you remember that one Christmas when we Didn't think we'd be together We were almost seperated by the weather But I ran through the snow Right up to your win...
  • My Friend Will Be Me
    I wish I knew a man Someone to steal me From this sadness I wish I knew a girl Who'd run her fingers Through my hair and kiss me Wish I didn't have to pretend T...
  • Natalie And Effie In The Park
    Sundays were made for strolls through the park though before today she'd always gone alone Now the sun shines down all around them cause Natalie's not alone she...
  • Neat Little Domestic Life
    You clean the bathroom And I do the dishes I water the lawn And you feed the fishes What a neat little domestic life that we live You change the light bulb and...
  • Nickee Coco And The Invisible Tree
    Nickee Coco woke up early one Tuesday morning and decided to go for a walk in the tomato field behind her house As she was walking along she saw a magnificently...
  • Nicki Lighthouse
    Everybody does the same things Everybody's the same Everyone that is 'cept for my friend Nicki Lighthouse She is from the jungle and has never rode a bike Inste...
  • Nonpareil Of Favor
    My lover, I've been donating Time to review All the misinterpretations That define me and you I'm thinking about you In my secret language Because I know you'r...
  • Old Familiar Way
    Neither the flowers on the hill Or the moonlight on the sea Have ever looked so blue And everything looks new again In that old familiar way The view from my r...
  • Old People In The Cemetery
    Old people in the cemetery what must they be thinking of? must be frightening must be scary to visit the grave of a close friend who was the same age as you whe...
  • On The Drive Home
    There's an echo in my body echoes slide Down the roof You looked like heaven in bloom, I might now Look deep in those eyes Whose kindness moves my Texas to Okla...
  • One Of A Very Few Of A Kind
    Your hair is so dark, it's curls are dancing flames of black fire Allah created you just for us to admire I doubt that you're the only one like you that I'll f...
  • Oslo In The Summertime
    Oslo in the summertime nobody can fall asleep I'm staring out the window from my bed At 4 am the sun is up look the sky is pepppered with sea birds and with cro...