(Phineas)On the 1st day of christmas pls santa give to me a jet powered rocket ski (Candace)On the 2nd day of christmas pls santa give to me 2 busted brothers (...

Through the eye of a needle Time to loosen your tounge Got a tip how to make ends meet A-G-L-E-T! Don't forget it! Get's us all on our feet! Yeah Yeah Yeah A-G...

So you're saying that you don't have rhythm But listen at what you're doing right there With that stamp and a book you've got a real nice hook Looks to me like ...

Announcer: And now, the band you've been waiting for, Max Modem and the Mainframes! Lawrence: I think my girlfriend is an alien, Invading force from Planet 10, ...

Dr Doofenshmirtz: Back in Gimmelschtump I always had to keep it real Cause when you grow up in Gimmelshtump Young Heinz: Your childhood is less than ideal! Dr D...

Listen up people and I'll teach ya, Bout Phineas and Ferb in the backyard beach, Every mornin' Phineas he gonna say, Brother what you gonna do today, Now you se...

Baljeet: From the mountains of the Himalayas, To the valleys of Kashmir My forefathers and their four fathers Knew one thing very clear: That to be a great succ...

I can see the things you doing And you think that I'm naive But when I get the goods on you She'll finally believe She says it's all just drama But every bubbl...

There's a new cop on the beat And I'm bringing down the heat My eyes are wise to all your lies Cause' your not that discreet And I don't care what you've heard...

(La x19) Who's that girl going down the street it's Candace! (Candace) She's the girl next door who is a pop diva by day and A Hollywood bad girl by night cross...

Phineas: Well we hope you all enjoyed the show Hope it was not anti-climatic Now there's something we want you to know And we don't want to sound didactic Phine...

I woke up this mornin', and the world was gray Haven't seen the sun since they hauled me away The boss man says there's no use in tryin', He won't let me color ...

Grab some holly and mistletoe 'Cause we're gonna go out tonight We're gonna bask in the electric glow Of a billion little colored lights We've got a lot to do, ...

Perry You know you are a boys best friend Your more than just a passing trend Your like a tree from a candy store Oh Perry We love you more than ice cream cakes...

When I was a boy down in South Illinois I heard a man playing blues what a wonderful noise He had an old guitar but not a dollar to his name Making music so sad...

Everybody's sayin' we're naughty It's gettin' really hard to take So we've come to let the whole world know There must've been a mistake So if Santa and his el...

Stepping on the greens in her designer jeans She's a disco miniature golfing queen Wearing plenty sequins she can make a scene She's a disco miniature golfing q...

Beautiful Kind And gentle And loving And softness And sweetness And candy And gum Peppermint And pink flowers And bunnies And happy songs we can all hum Draw a...

Doofenshmirtz Doofenshmirtz Rap This is the Dofenshmirtz Rap Doofenshmirtz Doofenshmirtz Curse you Perry The Platypus Oh yeah Doofenshmirtz Curse you Perry ...

Those boys are always up to something, And it's bringing me to tears cause, Just before you get home it always just magically disappears *Chorus* Those boys ar...

Love was once a crazy dream Now it's my new evil scheme And I'm as happy as can be It's the age old story How an evil boy meets an evil girl We've got love str...

Na-na na-na na Na-na na-na na Na-na na-na na, na na na na na-na Na-na na-na na Na-na na-na na Na-na na-na na, na na na na na-na Don't wanna hear no smack talk...

I don't need to tell ya what you already know, You're the one with style, you're the whole darn show, The other guys play their instruments fine, But next to yo...

Holy Holy Mackerel (4x) He's bald on top He's got an artificial hip He's gonna take a hop He's gonna take a trip He's weak in the knees And he can't find his ke...

Monogram: Perry the platypus Is a lovely shade of teal From his duck-billed nose To his web-bed toes And his nerves were made of steel. Carl: What does this ha...

Bow chika bow wow, That's what my baby says! Mow mow mow and my heart starts pumpin' Chika chika chu whop Never Gonna Stop Gitchi Gitchi Goo means That I Love Y...

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Ferbettes! I'm Phineas and This is Ferb and were gonna sing a song" Bow chika bow wow, That's what my baby says! Mow mow mow and my he...

Baljeet: Good King Wenceslas looked out On the Feast of Stephen... Buford: Sorry I'm late. I was busy doin' some rewrites. Baljeet: Rewrites? Buford: I've high...

I bear lots of animosity to bellhops, they never bring my luggage up on time And taxi drivers really tax my patience, If they vanished, would it really be a cri...

Your opponent is as big as an ape so if you want to avoid being mangled Just like him you've got to get into shape, and by shape I don't mean a triangle He's bi...

Just the two of us, In an esophagus, It's time to get this mission rolling, I don't wanna make a fuss, But that was pancreas, Look down before we reach the colo...

Phineas: I know what we're gonna do today, Though it might sound just a bit cliché We can build a rollercoaster, but this time with songs and dancing! 'Cause wh...

It's frightfully terribly hard to be a lady There's so many Ps and Qs you have to mind But the rewards I guarantee are rich and varied And worth all of the effo...

My mother's love was always inexplicably linked to kickball, And my brother was an expert from the start! But I lacked finesse, so when put to the test, I could...

Mom it's your birthday Thanks for all the care and love you give Not to mention all the meals Times I get kinda nervous And forget to tell you how I feel (Shoo-...

You see Valentines is torture And my birthday is a mess! New Year's is a lot of noise And Arbor Day's a pest! Halloween's a horror, But I guess I must confess T...

Lindana: I'm not Roxanne, I'm not Eileen, I'm not Sharon-a, And I don't wanna study, work or stay home-a, Singers: She's Lindana Lindana: I'm Lindana and I wan...

I can do it, I can run, I can hunt you down You can try, but you can't stop me 'cause I'm gaining ground I'm light on my feet and I'm quick to the punch I had a...

Back in class, Evil 101... I always had so much fun... Though the one who advised me... Openly despised me... Still I always tried to be number one Well I want...

Everyone: Candace party! Candace party! Candace: It's not a party, it's an intimate get together! Everyone: Candace party! Candace party! Candace: Don't call it...

theres something in danville that never exist but we will do some thing about it like making a dog robot or a car cleener thers a little help from other friend...

Welcome to Tokyo Being glad that you are here We came visiting, Delightful us Welcome to Tokyo There is a zone of subtropical climate Here in Tokyo Where 55 in...

La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la Oh the weather outside is frightful But the fire is so delightful And since we've no place to go Let it snow, l...

I need a kick drum, A guitar now, And a bass line, Gonna show you how, How to rock How to dance How to get down, And all I need is a piano in my track now (Ch...

Let's take a rocket ship to space I hear it's a real swinging place There isn't much air, or gravity there The stars will make your heart race Let's take a roc...

Little Brother, I remember when you first came home, Then came another, little brother of our own Even when you break my toys, You will always be my, Little bro...

Candace: Me, myself and I Don't see eye to eye Me, myself and I Don't get along Me, myself and I Can finally say goodbye This collaboration always felt so wrong...

Without your schemes my life it seems is empty, I spent all my time keeping you from doing wrong You were my only nemesis I'd foil your plans, but still I miss ...

Candace: Mom, look, don't roll your eyes at me Mom, look, just come over and see Mom, look, it shouldn't be so hard Mom, look, they built it in the backyard Can...

Candace: Mom, it's your birthday. Thanks for the care and love you give. (Phineas: Nice song sis.) Not to mention the meals. Sometimes I get kinda nervous, (Phi...

(Doofenshmirtz): You see Perry the Platypus, my brother Roger is at the top of a very long list of people I despise Vanessa, music please I bear lots of animos...

My neme, neme, oooo my neme, neme, neme My neme, neme, oooo my neme, neme, neme I used to sit alone doin' evil all day, But now I think there's someone gonna g...

My neme, neme, oooo my neme, neme, neme My neme, neme, oooo my neme, neme, neme I used to sit alone doin' evil all day, But now I think there's someone gonna g...

Let me tell you about my buddy, He's 3000 years old, He's wrapped in bandages and covered in mold We're so free My undead mummy and me If a bully ever tries to...

Major Monogram: Ahh The world of a field agent Out in the thick of things Not like me My whole world is the screen, just four walls of a rectangle (The screen g...

You were a sub-standard dad But the only one I had I grew up hearing your evil scheming down the hall But when I look at this thing It makes me wanna sing Mayb...

Phineas: Come let's tip-toe into the dark One good scare ought to do it! You'll find our bite much worse then our bark! One good scare ought to do you some good...

When we lift off, then you'll be tipped off too, How my heart, it soars for you, Soon you'll be flying, gravity defying, Your dreams will all come true, in the ...

FEMALE SINGER: Perry! BACK SCATTERS: Doo-Be Doo Be Do-Ba Doo-Be Doo Be Do-Ba Doo-Be Doo Be Do-Ba Doo-Be Doo Be Do-Ba MALE SINGER:He's a semi-aquatic egg-laying ...

There's a 104 days of summer vacation, And school comes along just to end it, But the annual problem for our generation Is finding a good way to spend it LIKE ...

Phinedroids and Ferbots! Phinedroids and Ferbots! Phinedroids and Ferbots! Phinedroids and Ferbots! We're Phinedroids and Ferbots and we're stomping our feet to...

That's it, You're Getting it, I was just a Lonely Girl, Looking for a little fun Though without a friend in the world I was Forced to Find a new one Now I'm th...

You gotta bang your Betty bongos And bring your Betty bass guitar And with the Betty backbeat You'll go Betty, Betty far So drop your boring baggage And come w...

(Rollercoaster, roll, rollercoaster) Isabella: Phineas, are you sure this is safe? Phineas: Of course! (Rollercoaster, roll, rollercoaster) Phineas: It's like a...

Rubber bands, rubber balls Made with super-special density Rubber bands, rubber balls They can bounce with such intensity This is the room where we test the st...

Well there's snow on the ground, There are sleigh bells all around, But the suns beating down because it's S'Winter, It's ski and snowball fight time, And also ...

You better watch out You better not cry Better not pout I'm telling you why Santa Claus is coming to town He's making a list And checking it twice; Gonna find o...

Oh yeah! I have got something to say! I have been burned by vague lesson plans and a free-floating curriculum! I like my rules, baby, etched in stone, 'cause y...

(Candace) AHHH! AAAAAHHHHH! AHHHH! AAAAHHHHH! AHH! (Street Performer 1) Now somebody, anybody, everybody scream! (Candace) AHHHHHHHH! There are squirrels in my ...

Phineas: Summer is runnin' through the sprinklers in your T-shirt, shoes and jeans Rolling down a grassy hill, yeah, that's what summer means to me It's true Th...

Phineas It been a long, long day And there were moments when I doubted Isabella That we'd ever reach the point Where we could laugh and sing about it Both Now...

Christmas morning, so much fun Down the stairs the children run Someone has eaten the cookies And look what's left under the tree There's presents for you and f...

Verse 1: We're hanging the star above our tree and don't it look lovely? The lights and the tinsel sparkling for you -Chorus: I've Got the christmas feeling I'l...

You gotta bang your betty bongos And bring your betty base guitar And with the betty back beat You'll go betty betty far So drop your boring baggage And come w...

There are two wondrous week of our winter vacation, Before New year and school comes to end it So the holiday challenge for kids of all nations, Is finding a go...

There's 104 days to summer vacation, And school comes along just to end it, So the annual problem with our generation, Is finding a good way to spend it. Like ...

Phineas: On the first day of Christmas Please, Santa, give to me A jet-powered rocket ski Candace: On the second day of Christmas Please, Santa, give to me Two...

There's 104 days of summer vacation And school comes along just to end it So the annual problem for our generation Is finding a good way to spend it Like Build...

B-b-b-b-but B-b-b-b-but B-b-b-b-but B-b-b-b-but (Etc) There is no candy in me, There is no candy in me! I am just a little boy There is no candy in me! Your mot...

Vanessa: Dad? Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Oh, hi, Vanessa! Vanessa: Dad, what are you doing? Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Well I'll be honest I don't really understand But I f...

There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation, 'Till school comes along just to end it, So the annual problem for our generation, Is finding a good way to ...

Now, let me tell you all A story of a truck drivin' girl In a custom-made monster truck She took for a whirl That little speed demon Gonna be a star With a lear...

We wish you a merry Christmas We wish you a merry Christmas We wish you a merry Christmas And a happy new year Phineas: We wish you the best day ever And hope ...

What kind of present does he dream about A leather wallet or a singing trout What I should get him is a mystery And if it's lame, will he still want me? What do...

Isabella: I'm just the curious girl 'cross the way Every day I come over and here's what I say Whatcha doin', whatcha doin' What's the day's activity Whatcha do...

When will he call me? When will he ring? Sometimes I think my sanity is hangin' by a shoestring When will he call me? How long is soon? Should I check my watch...

How could we be naughty when I'd thought we'd been so nice? Could we have been blinded to some little hidden vice? Did our visions of sugar plums not dance like...

There are two wondrous week for our winter vacation, Before new years & school comes to end it. For the holiday challenge for kids of all nation, Is finding a ...

I should've known From how I felt When we were together And even more when we were apart You tiptoed in And you got under my skin You snuck your way right throu...

You're goin' down) You're goin' down when I get mom to see (Down to the ground) This ridiculous monstrosity (You're goin' down) You'll never get away with this ...