I said Honey I sent you 400 bucks So you could buy some car Well I loved you so much I didn't get too far For my 400 bucks You were sweet that day I guess I s...

Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby, Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby, Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby, Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby You don't have to remind me, I smell like a skunk, Excus...

I've got chicks on the left, women to the right Guess who it is I think about at night It's you, yeah you, it's you Baby you know who I got a little thing, aro...

Hey! You've got a bad reputation that's a what you got A bad reputation but I like it a lot A bad reputation and it's all over town A bad reputation and it's g...

I'm the baddest of the bad Since you've been gone, The baddest of the bad, Since you've been gone I lay around here And I just drink beer The baddest of the ba...

Well, I was workin' on my farm 'bout 1982, Pullin' up some corn and a little carrot, too When two low-flying aeroplanes, 'bout a hundred feet high Dropped a bun...

Once we had love in the beginning Everything was just too good to be true Yeah, but we made the mistake at the beginning Of thinking love would stay bright and ...

Oh yeah! Big D boogie woogie Twistin' cats and kittens too Do what all the cool dogs do Dancin' and carryin' on all night So far gone it's outta' sight Big D ...

Come on out and see the big dwarf rodeo Come on out and see the big dwarf rodeo Come on out and see the little dudes cowboy show You'll also get to see those w...

Well, I got a sweet baby who's six foot tall Well, she's a full grown woman who's got it all Big little baby, big little baby Her heart is as big as her feet a...

I got a red car with blue tail lights Shiny red seats with lining in white Leopard skin dash with a louvered hood She goes ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba when she's runnin' ...

I'm calling in sick I'm calling in twisted I was drinking two-fisted I'm sick I'm calling in twisted Hanging with friends We were doing slammers They try and g...

The reverend Horton Heat - Cinco de Mayo Mjes si o to seto dollas Il westorpuer noemer warnaar Eres sito iso una Position corper frontiaar Cinco de mayo D...

I'm looking around For a place to crash Something simple that Hasn't already been trashed If you let me stay here, I'll mow your lawn Since i don't have a job,...

I wanna go two steppin', With a good lookin' big black buck, I want him to come and pick me up in his chevrolet pick-up truck, And when we're on the dance floor...

Well it's wet, It's all broken and wet, But I take what I get, I got a crooked cigarette Well she left, She left me with a hell of a debt, But no sweat, I got ...

Don't mess with the guy with the one chipped tooth, Don't mess with the guy in the blue plaid suit, Don't mess with the guy with the big red guitar, Don't mess ...

Sunset lights the sky And there's a shadow over me Black clouds in the east And there's a twister underneath A long black limousine And there's a demon at the ...

Eat steak, eat steak eat a big ol' steer Eat steak, eat steak do we have one dear? Eat beef, eat beef it's a mighty good food It's a grade A meal when I'm in th...

Let me tell you the tale of a hot rod race, That happened out in a secluded place Where no one lives 'cept cows and a few raccoons I was drivin' around in my s...

Well I hear that train a comin' It's rollin' round the bend, And I ain't seen the sunshine, Since I dont know when Because I'm stuck in folsom prison, And time...

(yeah!) Throw that drink baby, Right in my face now, That sure put me in my place now Sat by myself, An hour or more, Eyes fixated on the door For never more...

Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul With a corn cop pipe and a button nose And two eyes made out of coal Frosty the snowman is a fairy tale they say He w...

you take the dog i'll take the galaxy 500 you get the cat i get the couch you don't want anymore you take the fish i'll take the bowl you take the dishes while...

Beatnik slacker hippie or a freak, Ain't it all the same thing all of us seek What our parents do, way back when? Makes me hear the same thing again and again ...

Hey, get rhythm when you get the blues Come on get rhythm when you get the blues Get a rock and roll feelin' in your bones Put taps on your toes and get gone Ge...

Hey! Ho! What evil thing The girl in blue What hellish pain She put me through My stomach's all tied up in knots She's so pretty, she's so hot Pouting lips brou...

I'm goin' back home some day I'm goin' back home some day Not sure when r who long I'll stay I'm goin' back home some day The Earth is a place for me to roam T...

You got to hand it to me You got to hand it to me I went drinking again You got to hand it to me You got to give it to me You got to hand it to me I did it to m...

Goodbye Mr Evening Hello Mr Night Hello Mrs Darkness, You make me feel all right Somewhere there's a purpose, Something better for me 'Til then Mrs Darkness, Y...

Hello walls How'd things go for you today? Don't you miss her Since she up and walked away? Well, I bet you dread to spend Another lonely night with me But, lon...

Won't you be my honky tonk girl? Won't you be my honky tonk girl? I may be going home But I don't wanna be go alone Won't you be my honky tonk girl? I saw you w...

Well I'm ready to rock, And I'm ready to rool, I'm like a cute little ???? Like a cool Dacharri, With the twist of a lime, I could get used to this, All of the...

Hey little baby Coming over here Sexy little momma I'll make love to you dear Hey little baby You look so sweet Rockin' little momma You got the other girls be...

You stay out, baby, All night long Wonder why I'm mad You leave without a sign Ask me why I'm sad Why, get your stuff together 'cause I ain't gonna be your dad...

I came with instructions that made you laugh It wasn't very much just a pair of graphs You think that shredded paper is all I need Pull my instructions from the...

If it ain,t got rhythm Hon, it ain,t got soul If it ain,t got rhythm Hon, it ain,t got soul If it ain,t got blues, it just ain't rock n roll I ain't got me no ...

Late at night, and you're sleeping, You'll hear my lonesome call, And you'll feel my waiting lips barely touching you at all But it's only as real As any dream...

As long as I live I won't know why Why some of my friends Turn to indigo, God They just gave up That's what they did The secret thing they very well hid Everyo...

you're so hip you're so shique and stylish with that sexy little smile of yours tell me just how old are you? you're so shique painted like a candy clown or ma...

It's a dark day outside in the yard It's a cold day, but that's our reward There's a girl, I see every day Knows who I am, has nothing to say And it's a dark d...

Hey, buddy do you got the time? No I don't got a watch can you spare a dime, But I got two olives and a couple of limes, Guessin' that means it's martini time ...

Jezbel If ever a devil was born, Without a pair of horns it was you, Jezebel it was you If ever an angel fell, Jezebel, It was you, Jezebel it was you If ever...

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Here comes the king King! King! Here in my castle, I'm king of the house Slippers, paper, pipe, and dog Easy chair and a burning log Something smells good in t...

(Yeah!) (Yeah!) If it makes you feel better Here's a little tip If I screwed up You'd be the first To get hip You are the lie detector (Yeah!) Waiting for a ...

8765432Yeah! Like A Rocket Like A Rocket Like A Rocket Mmm mmm Number one certifiable rocket-Yeah Like A Rocket- Mmm mmm Like A Rocket- B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B- Like ...

The doctor says I'm livin' on precious borrowed time with all the time I'm givin' to liquor beer and wine the xrays of my liver look like molded old swiss chee...

Yeah, it's cool taht you live in a shack And it's cool that you're hooked on smack Yeah, you used to be in a band You're the coolest guy to all your fans Now y...

My right hand holds a cold corona bottle My left hand holds a half a fifth of Gin My right arm reaches out for her love only But my left still embraces a life o...

Loco gringos like a party with five bails of, hay! Jumpin' in the dumpster with pepe, ole! Loco gringos like a party And they like their women firm And when the...

Hear that long lonesome train Whistle crying in the wind Hear that long lonesome sound That's become my only friend When it whispers out my name That's when th...

Met a baby with a smiling face She said "Baby, what's around your waist" It was my love whip And it's so hip Don't give me no lip Get out your love whip Took ...

It's been a long time since I wore this rattle snake smile And a lot of my friends haven't seen it in quite a while I feel my eyes rolling deep inside my head A...

Midnight blue sky, Misty bedroom eyes, Lips of red red wine, Kisses, all them mine The native tongue of love, The native tongue of love, Instinct knows the mea...

Well New York City girls are pretty Man I got to get me one In New York City girls have style And they're a lot of fun And they're a lot of fun And they're a lo...

Yeah you, tried to give it to me then, But that, was a long time way back when, And you, tried to give it to me again again again, But I didn't want it, I want ...

Hey baby I got a pig I got a pig and it's pink and big Hey baby I got a pig Yeah come on baby you and my pig Nurture my pig Now you talk that slop now baby And...

I can cover lots of ground in the octopus mode the octopus mode, the octopus mode I got the keys to the highway, the rules to the road the octopus mode, the oct...

Say my hearts full of lust, Say my brains goin' bad, You got your toy you got to use it use it use it, Cause you're drivin' me mad I really wanna, Wanna see ya...

Is this old world that spins around No more than your treadmill for me I flap my wings to carry you I paddle your boat on the sea So witness now two worlds whe...

at the party in your head, sure that sounds like fun the carpet bagger brings, you party in the sun eye balls in full bloom, you ever go to bed don't ever wind ...

Crowded street, busy feet, hustle by him Downtown shoppers, Christmas is nigh And there he sits all alone on the sidewalk Hoping that you won't pass him by Sho...

It's a psychobilly freakout! Well, we're off, we're off, we're off! It's, it's, it's a psychobilly freakout! Well, we're off, we're off, we're off! I'll tell ...

Put it to me straight, Baby up and down Move in a circle, A-baby, 'round and 'round Wiggle them hips, baby, side to side Woo! and it's a crazy ride About to sh...

please remember me when the sun goes down when the moon is round remember me please remember me when the last call rings when the fat lady sings remember me (...

Come take a ride, take a ride with me Come take a ride we don't have to go far Come take a ride, take a ride with me Reverend Horton Heat's big blue car Come t...

I'm lookin' for revival Across cloudy sky I'm lookin' for the sunshine Teardrop in my eye I see my share of stormy days Now i think I do I'm just lookin' for a ...

We're gonna tear down the mailbox Rip out the floor Smash out the windows and knock down the door We're gonna rock (Rock!) rock this joint We're gonna rock (Ro...

Well I me my little chicken At the bar and grill, She said "hey, dad You really give me a thrill" I really love the way You sing that song Hey there cat Can we...

look out for the rumble strip look out for the rumble strip look out for the rumble strip look out for the rumble strip hey brother, brother, brother brother, y...

Oh, you better watch out You better not cry You better not pout I'm telling you why Santa Claus is coming to town He's making a list Checking it twice Gonna fi...

Well, Santa looked a lot like Daddy And Daddy looked a lot like him It's not the way I had him pictured Santa was much too thin He didn't come down the chimney...

I got an eight wheel coach that I'm able to drive I'm always ahead of my time to arive Great big stars I know them all real well I got a few stories I never wil...

made up my mind a long time ago Ain't no reason not to take it slow It took a long time but I learned what they like Once you've learned my lesson it's like rid...

There's someone in heaven to talk with today Someone who knows just the right thing to say You lived a full life, you fought the good fight There's someone in h...

I've got a cup of Mississippi, And a hot rod cloud, A hat full of Texas, And a hot ride south Going up to lousiana, With a pool room key, To see the beer drink...

Say something wrong (spend a night in the box) Stay out to long (spend a night in the box) Stray out of line (spend a night in the box) Sway outta time (spend a...

French fried shoe strings on a drunken cellar door If these walls could talk, I'd listen to the floor The bar stools proppin' up a twenty dollar whore, recanti...

Last night I had a run in with an old friend of mine Everthing was cool, everyone was feeling fine yea Then he went up and hit me with the old dance floor Lawsu...

I've got a licoln continential Lord you know that's right I've got a licoln continential Lord you know that's right Gold chrome wheels paint cloressant white G...

It goes real fast But it sure feels good, It goes real fast But it sure feels good, It goes real fast But it sure feels good, It feels good Born a bastard chi...

You work 689 days in a row, 6 shows a day, 15 Minute breaks, Is that showbiz? No matter how bad you feel, You could have a fever and the dry heaves From that l...

Everyone ignore the girl in the chair With barrets in her hair of gold Everyone ignores little questions she'll ask Bout your grand deals tasks so bold Buddy l...

Her eyes so sweetly gaze Her aura's halo ablaze But inside her anger no men should tread It's bound to kill you upon your burning bed Oh yeah! You best get out...

My first love she left me all alone My second love she cut me to the bone My third forth and fifth lord tear me up above Why am I unlucky in love? Oh Lord forg...

We belong forever Forever through eternity We belong forever Forever just you and me Trial and tribulation Sorrow and some pain The two of us together We can w...

Ok lets go I see the flowers on vine And you come into my mind I see the colors blue and red And you pop into my head I see the swans out on the lake Anything i...

You didn't leave a bar of soap when you left me You didn't even leave a towel so I could dry my face You didn't even leave a plate for me to eat on But you left...

Girl you can move it, you can move it around Move it back and forth baby upside down Girl you can make the men's heads turn round Whole lotta baby in this one h...

I got a wiggle stick, momma And you'll like it a lot I got a wiggle stick, momma And you'll like it a lot When I start to shake baby what I got You start to sha...

You're telling me things That you're gonna do, Just like you told me all the time That you'd always be true Telling me you and him Yes you're just freinds Wher...

Well you can hang out with the Red Hot Chili Peppers You can lie to me and say that it's not true You can drive ol' Mike Ness down to Houston Tell all of your f...