• Achm-Zuil
  • Achmeds Arüm
    Six years ago at a Blood Duster show He found it out, without a shout Stage diving, and Windmilling in the pit That's what Tony asked for, so he did Trying to ...
  • As She Licks My Only Ball
    Can you see me can you see me see me popping from my Mothers swollen cunt of porn Itsa boy itsa boy my mother's delighted while I'm born my Cock's already grown...
  • Body Bag Bitch
    Iiiiii - want to tell you a story, This time, it's about female flesh, & kinda glory! Young girls, oooh, they can look so nice, That is - nothing - new! But you...
  • Boneryard
    Strolling through my boneyard A ghoulish midnight stride A walk among the corpses Fills my heart with pride A score of screaming victims To me they scream no m...
  • Cleveland Steamer
    Godverdomme, ik heb zin in een spleet Ik loop hier verward rond en kutte bij de vleet, Hoerig en geil, zoek neukvlees voor m'n pij! Strax gaat d'r hier inne geh...
  • Crash Test Faggots
    Ready for countdown! 6-5-4-3-2-1 Crash! Test! Faggot! Crash! Test! Gay! Awwwwwrrrrp! Uuuuuuu- I'm going to tell you story about certain people, People wich ...
  • Cuntlava
    Wwwwwwrrruuuuuaaaaaaah! Hahahahahaaa! - Burp! Wa-wa-wa-wa why do you each every fucking time throw your bloodsoaked Tampons fucking away! Don't you fucking und...
  • Deadman
    I just wanna die! For fuck sake, just do it! Of course you wanna die! I am here to help you out So come on, lets give it a try Hideous girl, walking on the st...
  • Dislocated Purple Stoma
    Dislo, Cated, Purple, Stoma! [6x] Dislocated Purple Stoma Let me sniff your Dislocated Purple Stoma Let me taste your Dislocated Purple Stoma Let me squeeze yo...
  • Gri
    Hier in 't zuide is waar het begon Tusse 't Klokgebouw en 't Evoloun Ik giet hier m'ne pens vol In mijn favoriete kroeg En van een pitch-shifter krijg ik nooit ...
  • Hellcock's Pornflakes
    Rrrrrooohwohowohowohowa Wohowohowohowa Wohowohowohowa Wohowohowohowaaaoaaarrhhhhh! Oooooooooohhrwwww Aaawoaawoaawoowa Aawoaawoaawoowa Aawoaawoaawoowaweewawoa ...
  • Horrorble Hangover
    OEH! I wanna say thank you to Bavaria Jupiler Hertog-Jan, and Budweiser Palm Heineken en Brouwmeester Dommelsch Grolsch Hoegaarden, and PBR! WHAAAAAA! FORRRRR...
  • I Am The Dolphin Sprayhole Fucker
    Met m'n vrouw & kinderen ging ik naar Harderwijk, Inderdaad ja, naar dat dolfinarium-gezeik, Laatste voorstelling van de dag zo rond een uur of vijf, 'K heb kaa...
  • Lilliputterkuttenbutter
    Kijk eend! - ik heb een stijive lul, En ik - denk dat ik 'm hou, Want daar - aan 't einde van de bar, Zie ik - een dikke, korte vrouwww! Lilliputterkuttenbutte...
  • Lubricate The Fucksaw
    Looking at the sky, I see the sun is almost gone, The temperature outside is freezing, time to have some fun! Hiding in some bushes, wait until it's dark, Keep ...
  • M'n Lul
    Yesterday it happens again! The proof in my shorts, that I an a real man My cock has a life of it's own In the middle of the store, that's where it was shown I...
  • Pelikanelul
    Pelikaan- oeh oeh! [3x] Pelikanelul! Pelikaan- oeh oeh! [3x] Pelikanelul! Ik heb 'm nooit gezien, maar toch moet ie echt bestaan, Die natte aderlul van een pel...
  • Pussyjuice Chup A Chup
    Pu-ssy-juuuuice! I'm in a candystore, what do I seeeeee? Flavours like strawberry, & melon, banana-taste, They have cherry, oh what a waste! Cuz what I really...
  • Scottish Handcuffs
    Brooklyn, New York, hanging out at Duff's Everywhere we go we wear Scottish Handcuffs In Switzerland in Bern one pissed a Bed We even got a pic in Kiev with Shr...
  • Swarming Of The Cysts
    Swarming of the Cysts, your cancer on my fists! -ooh! Tumourstomping so much fun, Punching cancer of your lung, Lymphatic lowkick on your dick, But you say tha...
  • Tante Shampoo
    Ik ben een echt familiemens, met iedereen heb ik een band Ta ta ta ta Tante Shampoo! Met vader, moeder en m'n zus ga ik volledig hand in hand Ta ta ta ta Tante ...
  • The Babyshitter
    I am the evil babyshitter parents please beware, Your baby will inhale my shit I-don't-care! Squat in the fucking cradle with my pants down, My hairy anus on i...
  • The Erected Underwater Necro Clitstomper
    Years ago when I still did school, I met this girl down the swimmingpool, Just a shy girl no-one thought she was cool! A normal girl on shore, but underwater s...
  • Vulcanic Eskimo
    Sjongejonge stomme lul, tis hier toch kei vaak boven nul! Neem een hapje uit m'n zeehond, Ben je hier naartoe gefietst of ben je nou per sledehond? No! Ik zi...
  • We Want Gore!
    We are goregrindbastards & we always like it faster! - Aaaaahh! No more dance, no more trance, fuck romance! R&B, not for me, can't you see! There's only one t...
  • Zuilzalf
    Die zalf op m'n zuil, daar moet ik echt vanaf ja! Vandaag of merrege pis ik me nog rechtstreeks in het graf ja! Die lijm op m'n lans die kredde nie 1-2 weg! Kie...