Yeah yeah I'm gonna tell you a story that happened to me in 1980 You know sometimes I don't know right from wrong I, oh as my mother said, "I go off my ka-zip"...

Put a quarter in the juke Boogie til you puke Pop that Locker Room Let's really zoom Shootin and a-tootin All night long The party lasts Til your brain cells go...

Dare to be fat! Fat is where it's at! Dare to be fat! Fat is where it's at! Having a ball With cholesterol Come on y'all Fat don't matter at all I saw a fat gi...

You may have seen it on your TV In your private home You may have even seen it on the scoreboard In the Astrodome Gets you in the elbows Back of the neck Who k...

Used to be a radical Pissed on the Pentagon Didn't have no values Didn't know what was goin on I climbed over the White House fence Just to see who was the pre...

I've taken everything My patience will allow I see you up against the wall baby I want it now I want it now You had a hard time You got a easy time This is re...

Those lonely years that I keep adding to 30, 31 and 32 The years come the years go But I know I know I'm not too old for you Wait a minute pretty baby You say ...

All I had was a roach it's true Told the pigs what they could do Then they found a couple of pounds Too bad that cocaine was around In jail in Jacksonville In ...

You broke my mood ring You broke my mood ring You made my mood ring sweat The things you're doin Those things you're doin Most women don't even know about 'em ...

Hey wait a minute, don't step on it My toupee is out on the floor Watch out for my mood ring, 18-button shirts In all the latest designs My all 12 astrological ...

You can't quit my clu You can't quit my clu Get out of that bed, woman Rustle me up some gru I made you a star Put you in my show I made you a star Put you in ...