• Blee-Wher
  • Bleed
    Would U love me when I??™m down? When my lips R in a frown? When I need some space 2 breath? Would U let me bleed? Would U hold me when I??™m drunk? When I??™m...
  • Britney's Still A Virgin
    Everytime she sings, she gets richer A halo and 2 wings, they??™ll pull her down An angel with a sting, inside her veins It??™s the price of fame In Africa kid...
  • Dumb Bitch
    My friend Elaine, she ain??™t the smartest (she ain??™t) She??™s a tall blonde amazon, bumping into walls She went out on a date, she had 2 pee half past 8 20 m...
  • European Cities
    Here we go My love life??™s just like a broken train U never know when it??™s gonna go Expatriates keep drinking novacaine Yeah even if the sun shines I feel s...
  • I Hate Rock N' Roll
    Come on! This a trip about a spoiled rich chick She??™s got an Escalade and a million dollar ship With the looks of a model and the manners of a slut Yeah she ...
  • Message 2 Da Industry
    Listen up, a message to the industry Before u sign ur name on the dotted line, U better read the fine print ???cause it??™s full of lies They just wanna get a ...
  • Rock 'n Roll Porn Star
    Whatever happened, to the girl who used to live next door? She used to be like everybody She doesn??™t live here anymore She had a lot of surgery, to change th...
  • Simon Can't Sing
    I don??™t wanna be an American Idol I don??™t wanna be on a magazine cover But I wouldn??™t say no to one million dollars Would U? I wrote me a song and it??™s ...
  • Starfucker
    Yoko Ono + Sonny Bono They had a love child And they said ???oh no, oh no!??? They had a mission, they had ambition They had no talent, but they were on televis...
  • The Taco Song
    I know this girl, she??™s a fat vegetarian She acts so hip, she??™s a tough talking lesbian She don??™t eat meat, but she??™ll suck all the tacos in town She??™...
  • The Year The Summer Almost Died
    Last July our time was up Leaving home before I??™m stuck Separated by 3,000 miles or more I hate 2 see U feel so sad I wish I didn??™t have 2 go Don??™t go, ba...
  • Where Da Brothers At?
    Ooh yeah yeah, where da brothers at? We??™re cruising around, checking on the action I wanna get a man who??™s gonna give me satisfaction I want a playgirl mod...