I love you more than bears love honey I love you more than Jews love money I love you more than Asians are good at math I love you even if it's not hip I love y...

I'm fucking Matt Damon [MD:] She's fucking Matt Damon I'm sorry but it's true/I said I'm fucking Matt Damon [MD:] She's fucking Matt Damon! I'm not imagining it...

It was brown and it had raisins And we flushed it for those reasons This is a poop song This is a poop song I was walking to the mall And I had to make a poop...

Can you blow your nose? Can you tie your own shoe? If you had Velcro once would you even know what to do? When you make a doody is it in your pants Or trousers...