• 50 S-You
  • 50 States Theme
    It's part of the act the 50 states pack up your bags it's never too late from alabama to arkansas follow alaska say what you saw swim in the ocean maryland may ...
  • A Good Man Is Hard To Find
    Once in the backyard She was once like me, she was once like me Twice when I killed them They were once at peace, they were once like me Hold to your gunman an...
  • A Loverless Bed
    Such a shame that I can't get over this Boot the acts of wrong and roll again Such a satyr mind will close again Watching every ray turning again And I close m...
  • A Sun Came
    Everything you are is everything we have You're the only good thing A sun came burned our faces brown Burned our faces red You are still the rage A rock from t...
  • A Winner Needs A Wand
    Like it's killing me It's kidding me around This bite, you bit on me You put on me a gown That fits me like a quarter door That hits me like a sound It's like ...
  • Abraham
    Abraham, worth a righteous one Take up on the wood, put it on your son Lake or lam There is none to harm When the angel came, you had raised your arm Abraham, ...
  • Adlai Stevenson
    Righteous men of the earth Oh, have you been patient I suppose our thoughts about United Nations Adlai, Adlai What did he say And what is the answer? 1952, th...
  • All Good Naysayers, Speak Up! Or Forever Hold Your Peace!
    All good thoughts in spite of righteousness Is not the kind of thoughts in spite of greatness Often not the State is advocation If we form a power of recognitio...
  • All The King's Horns
    One mother rises, pulling the sheets from the grill All the disguises, wandering stars once she did All the king's horns, all the kings men, saddled and [Incomp...
  • All The Trees Of The Field Will Clap Their Hands
    If I am alive this time next year, will I have arrived in time to share? And mine is about as good this far And I'm still applied to what you are And I am joini...
  • Amazing Grace
    Amazing grace how sweet the sound That saved a wretch like me I once was lost but now I'm found Was blind but now I see 'Twas grace that taught my heart to fea...
  • Away In A Manger
    Away in a manger, no crib for a bed The little Lord Jesus laid down His sweet head The stars in the sky looked down where He lay The little Lord Jesus asleep on...
  • Bring A Torch, Jeanette, Isabella
    Bring a torch, Jeanette, Isabelle Bring a torch, come swiftly and run Christ is born, tell the folk of the village Jesus is sleeping in his cradle Ah, ah, beau...
  • Carlyle Lake
    Oh, stop thinking of tomorrow Don't stop thinking of today You're not getting any younger You've got nothing to explain You've got resolutions Fastening in your...
  • Casimir Pulaski Day
    Golden rod and the 4-H stone The things I brought you When I found out you had cancer of the bone Your father cried on the telephone And he drove his car to th...
  • Come On! Feel The Illinoise!
    Oh, great intentions I've got the best of interventions But when the ads come I think about it now In my infliction Entrepreneurial conditions Take us to glory...
  • Come Thou Fount Of Every Blessing
    Come Thou fount of every blessing Tune my heart to sing Thy grace Streams of mercy, never ceasing Call for songs of loudest praise Teach me some melodious sonn...
  • Concerning The Ufo Sighting Near Highland, Illinois
    When the revenant came down We couldn't imagine what it was In the spirit of three stars The alien thing that took its form Then to Lebanon Oh, God The flashing...
  • Dear Mr Supercomputer
    Oh my God I can't believe it What went wrong? The human race, in its place Superstition man's religion And conditioned mysteries incomplete And the raven with i...
  • Decatur
    Our step mom, we did everything to hate her She took us down to the edge of Decatur We saw the lion and the kangaroo take her Down to the river where they caugh...
  • Demetrius
    Reach for the archer He chose an offer You are only a redeemer You are holy like Demetrius Change the hoodoo caper Strange impersonator Make a multi-tracker T...
  • Ding! Dong!
    One Mother rises, pulling the sheets from the cri All the disguises wandering stars, what She did All the king's horns, all the kings men Saddled and worn, rai...
  • Dress Looks Nice On You
    I can see a lot of life in you I can see a lot of bright in you And I think the dress looks nice on you I can see a lot of life in you I can see a bed and make...
  • Dumb I Sound
    Something suddenly unclear Someone suddenly my fear My eyes demand like broken tears The ladle odor spills on here If you once knew how I love you And my dream...
  • Flint
    It's the same outside Driving to the riverside I pretend to cry Even if I cried alone I forgot the start Use my hands to use my heart Even if I died alone Even...
  • For The Widows In Paradise
    I have called you children, I have called you son What is there to answer if I'm the only one? Morning comes in Paradise, morning comes in light Still I must ob...
  • Free Man In Paris
    "The way I see it," he said, "You just can't win it" Everybody's in it for their own gain You can't please them all There's always someone calling you down Call...
  • From the Mouth of Gabriel
    Desperate measures lead to death From the mouth of Gabriel Who died in his sleep when the world was a very big mess A very big mess; he saw too much From now on...
  • Good Man Is Hard To Find
    Once in the backyard, she was once like me, she was once like me Twice when I killed them, they were once at peace, they were once like me Hold to your gun, ma...
  • Happy Birthday
    Like the lantern on a tree Your burden bright as weary be Periwig on parakeet You're God's great paramour and sweet I'm happy, I'm happy Your birthday brings a...
  • He Woke Me Up Again
    He was, he was in the churchyard My father was in the first part He came, he came to my bedroom but I was asleep And he woke me up again to say: Halle Halle Ha...
  • Holland
    All the time we spent in bed Counting miles before we set Fall in love and fall apart Things will end before they start Sleeping on Lake Michigan Factories and...
  • Holy, Holy, Holy
    Holy, holy, holy, Lord God Almighty Early in the morning our song shall rise to Thee There is a sign at the side of Thee, merciful and mighty God in three perso...
  • I Saw Three Ships
    I saw three ships come sailin' in On Christmas day, on Christmas day I saw three ships come sailin' in On Christmas day in the morning And what was in those sh...
  • In The Devil's Territory
    Be still and know your sign The beast will arrive in time We stayed a long, long time We stayed a long, long time To see you, to beat you, to see you at last I...
  • It's Christmas! Let's Be Glad!
    Since it's Christmas! Let's be glad! Even if your life's been bad There are presents to be had Take a walk out in the snow And hear Santa's, ho ho ho He's got ...
  • Jacksonville
    I'm not afraid of the black man running He's got it right he's got a better life coming I don't care what the captain said I fold it right at the top of my head...
  • John Wayne Gacy, Jr
    His father was a drinker And his mother cried in bed Folding John Wayne's T-shirts When the swingset hit his head The neighbors they adored him For his humor an...
  • Kill
    He took the stable Bred me to be a mare Made the bretheren able Gave me a room I never asked him I never meant to stay He dressed the table Wore a dress to be ...
  • Man Of Metropolis Steals Our Hearts
    Trouble falls in my home Troubled man, troubled stone turn a mountain of lies turn a card for my life Man of Steel, Man of Heart Tame our ways, if we start To d...
  • Marching Band
    One dark day the trees began a trumpet sound, trumpet sound We sat listening patiently, the sky was near and i felt the trembling motion we ran out to see the f...
  • No Man's Land
    Up in the highest of heights O'Hara blinks and fights This land is yours; this land is mine I see the Captain in red, And Cairo at his head This land is yours; ...
  • O Come O Come Emmanuel
    One two three four O come o come Emmanuel And ransom captive Israel That mourns in lonely exile here Until the Son of God appears Rejoice, rejoice, rejoice Re...
  • O Holy Night
    O holy night the stars are brightly shining It is the night of our dear Savior's birth Long lay the world in sin and error pining Till He appeared and the soul ...
  • Oh Detroit, Lift Up Your Weary Head
    Once a great place Now a prison All I can say All I can do People Mover: Bad Decision From suburban Now a prison All I can say All I can do From the trembling ...
  • Oh God Where Are You Now?
    Oh God, hold me now Oh Lord, hold me now There's no other man who could raise the dead So do what you can to anoint my head Oh God, where are you now? Oh Lord,...
  • Only At Christmas Time
    Only to bring you peace, Only at Christmas time, Only the King of Kings, Only what once was mine, It takes the end of time, It takes a long, long time, Only one...
  • Pittsfield
    I'm not afraid of you now, I know So I climbed down from the bunk beds this low I can talk back to you now, I know From a few things I learned from this TV sho...
  • Prairie Fire That Wanders About
    Peoria! Destroyia! Infinity! Divinity! For Lydia! Octavia! And Jack-of-Trades! The Cubs! Hooray! The Opera House Where Emma sang! America! Oh will it play? A...
  • Put The Lights On The Tree
    Put the lights on the tree (Put them on the tree, put them on the tree) Put the ribbon on the wreath (Put it on the wreath, put it on the wreath) And call your...
  • Rake
    I never felt so safe A line, I once told her Warm resting place Her arm on my shoulder You are the rock You are the rake You are the one when I watch myself Y...
  • Rice Pudding
    I'm taking you down to the place in the field And when I find you underneath the grass I know you feel this way, you feel this way Because I know you and I feel...
  • Ring Them Bells
    Ring them bells, ye heathen from the city that dreams Ring them bells from the sanctuaries cross the valleys and streams For they're deep and they're wide and t...
  • Romulus
    Once when our mother called She had a voice of last year's cough We passed around the phone Sharing a word without growing up When my turn came I was ashamed W...
  • Saul Bellow
    What's the worth of all the work of my hands? And the worst off on Lake Michigan Get in solid walls with the know-it-alls Get in trouble with Saul Bellow Get in...
  • Sault Saint Marie, Sleeping Bear
    Oh Sleeping Bear! Ran to the top and got scared of what I could see Oh Lamb of God! Tell us your perfect design and give us the rod Oh Sturgeon Bay! Covered c...
  • Say Yes! To M!ch!gan!
    Demonstrate I was raised from the start By a priest and the maid on the part Still know what to wear on my back: Michigan! Ponshewaing! Cadillac! If I ever mea...
  • Seven Swans
    We didn't sleep too late There was a fire in the yard All of the tress were in light They had no faces to show I saw a sign in the sky: Seven swans, seven swans...
  • Sister
    What the water wants is hurricanes, and sailboats to ride on its back What the water wants is sun kiss, and land to run into and back I have a fish stone burnin...
  • Size Too Small
    I was the best man in a size too small You were my best friend, going at it all And what if I put off my inheritance? Where is the best man? All arise us all in...
  • Sleeping Bear, Sault Saint Marie
    Oh, sleeping bear Ran to the top and got scared Of what I could see Oh, Lamb of God Tell us your perfect design And give us the rod Oh, Sturgeon Bay Covered c...
  • Springfield, Or Bobby Got A Shadfly Caught In His Hair
    I don't care to say what I failed to recognize Every single day from the poker to the prize Running out of Springfield I worked for the Capitol Air, in the bags...
  • Super Sexy Woman
    She's a superhuman girl, she is Superwoman She is Superman's cousin, she's got superpower lovin' She's got superhuman eyes to see through superhuman vision She'...
  • That Was The Worst Christmas Ever!
    Going outside Shovelling snow in the driveway, driveway Taking our shoes Riding our sled down the hillside, hillside Can you say what you want? Can you say wha...
  • The Avalanche
    I call ye cabin neighbors I call you once my friends But I trust when you labor And put my head to rest But I was on the hatch I was on the Avalanche And I had...
  • The Henney Buggy Band
    Oh life, with your shoulders in the mirror From the park when Dakota ran and brought you there In the car when your mother lost her temper The catalog and the c...
  • The Lord God Bird
    In the delta sun, down in Arkansas It's the great god bird with it's altar call And the sewing machine, the industrial god On the great bayou where they saw it ...
  • The Mistress Witch From McClure
    And the winter moves about Illinois When my sister picks a fight With the Alexander boy And my father locks the car By the store Still we figure out the keys An...
  • The Perpetual Self, Or What
    Everything is lost, uh-oh But I know that you can take it to the Lord Everything you are, uh-oh Isn't all that you can gather for yourself Do you love a lot? U...
  • The Pick-up
    All things passed in the pick-up Found my brother's badge Abraham is alive and well In the pick-up And his wife casts no more spells In the pick-up Found mysel...
  • The Predatory Wasp Of The Palisades Is Out To Get Us!
    Thinking outrageously I write in cursive I hide in my bed with the lights on the floor Wearing three layers of coats and leg warmers I see my own breath on the ...
  • The Seer's Tower
    In the tower above the earth, There is a view that reaches far Where we see the universe, I see the fire, I see the end Seven miles above the earth, There is E...
  • The Upper Peninsula
    I live in America With a pair of Payless shoes The upper penisula And the television news And I've seen my wife At the K-Mart In strange ideas We live apart I ...
  • They Also Mourn Who Do Not Wear Black
    If you happen to be educated Time it marches on, oh time it marches on In the end there is a sacred show delivers every song, delivers every song Mourning step...
  • They Are Night Zombies
    I L L I N O I S Ring the bell and call or write us I L L I N O I S Can you call the Captain Clitus? (Who will save it?) Logan, Grant, and Ronald Reagan (Dedica...
  • To Be Alone With You
    I'd swim across lake Michigan I'd sell my shoes I'd give my body to be back again In the rest of the room To be alone with you To be alone with you To be alone...
  • Vito's Ordination Song
    I always knew you in your mothers arms i have called your name i have an idea placed in your mind to be a better man ive made a crown for you put it in your roo...
  • We Are What You Say
    We are a servant, we have a song The side of a beehive, a tabernacle choir We are the sound working in wars The bishop is gone to the acolyte shores We save ou...
  • We Three Kings
    Two three four five six We three kings of Orient are Bearing gifts we travel so far Field and fountain, moor and mountain Following yonder star Oh, star of wo...
  • We Won't Need Legs To Stand
    So faithful, so few, so pardon, and done And when we recieve, we give a change at last And when we are dead, we all have wings We won't need legs to stand And ...
  • We're Goin' To The Country!
    If you seek a pillow for your head Or a fitted sheet for Christmas bed If you see your shadow on the snow Is it from the baby Jesus glow? He's going to the coun...
  • What Child Is This Anyway?
    What child is this who lay to rest On Mary's lap is sleeping Whom angels greet with anthem sweet While shepherd's watch are keeping This, this is Christ the Ki...
  • Wordsworth's Ridge
    A summer night, I find a boat Tied to a tree, a normal home She lost her string and stepping in I push the shore there, an act of stealth A troubled glad witho...
  • You Are The Blood
    You are the blood flowing through my fingers All through the soil and up in those trees You are electricity and you're light You are sound itself and you are fl...
  • You Are The Rake
    I never felt so safe A line I once told her Warm resting place Her arm on my shoulder You are the rock, you are the rake You are the one when I watch myself Yo...