Well I built my life around you Did what I thought was right But you never cared about me Now I've seen the light Oh darlin', there ain't no pleasing you You s...

I wonder in whose arms you are tonight I wonder does he think he's doing alright I don't really care but still I wonder Just how long he takes to see the light ...

When we got married I took the marriage vow In sickness and in health I said I do For richer, for poorer 'Till death us do part And you said that you'd Honour ...

some people sing about deutchy girls and girls from california they mite be alrite for a nite alrite, but dont trust them i warn ya i've been to the east and i'...

Well I had an old uncle was mean as can be He said "When I die you'll get nothin' from me" Mustn't grumble, mustn't grumble All he left me was an old over coat ...

Rabbit, rabbit (repeat) You got a beatiful chin, You got beautiful skin, You got a beautiful face, You got taste You got beautiful eyes, You got beautiful thi...

Snooker loopy nuts are we Me and him and them and me We'll show you what we can do With a load of balls and a snooker cue Pot the reds then, skrew back For the...

We're gonna take this, opportunity To play some old time songs We got a lap-trap on the off-beat And a bass drum on the on Stars over 45, we're gonna keep those...

Mother phoned up last night she was going spare She was in a temper pulling out her hair "Your sisters brought in this scruffy looking head Father dont give a m...