Brother Marquis: I bring home the bacon Bitch I put it in your hand But behind my back bitch You been seen with another man Oh I just had to shed a tear Bitch y...

Juvenile voice: I love my music, my nasty music, it makes me happy, when I am sad, You don't know how, how much I love it, please don't take my 2 Live away YO-...

1-2 1-2 I am the dominating Fresh Kid Ice And I am the Brother Marquis, Marquis your brother And introducing to you on the two turntables: The Treach DJ Mr Mixx...

1-2 1-2 I am the dominating Fresh Kid Ice And I am the Brother Marquis, Marquis your brother And introducing to you on the two turntables: The Treach DJ Mr Mixx...

Ouh! Do you wanna have a, party 2 live is throwin' another, party Funkin' ab shakin', party Ten thousand motherfuckers at the, party We're going to see ya at th...

Intro: [mr mixx] Yeah nigga! 2 motherfuckin' live is back in this raggedy motherfucker, You know what i'm sayin'! We are the undisputed originators of this x-r...

Intro: [Mr Mixx] YEAH NIGGA! 2 motherfuckin' Live is back in this raggedy motherfucker, you know what I'm sayin'! We are the undisputed originators of this X-r...

(mixx scratches the line from "s & m") Verse 1: [brother marquis] I thought i was fuckin' until i got turned out When the bitch said, "marquis, can you stick ...

Chorus: (Mixx scratches "Bad ass bitch!") (During the breakdowns, we hear the Crew just hangin' out,chit-chatting about their sexual encounters Most of their w...

Government of the people For the people By the people [News reporter]: Earlier today in Broward County, appalling courtjudges upheld the previousruling to ban t...

[Intro] Astrid Hey y'all motherfuckers out there, whassup? You know your boys are back, Fresh Kid Ice, Brother Marquee and Mr Mixx They droppin' some new shit; ...

[Sampled Words]: What'll we get for ten dollars? Every t'ing you want Everything? Every t'ing [Bill]: Monica? [Monica] Yes, Bill? [Bill] Monica, what would you ...

Intro: (mysterious music) "Absolutely no one under 17 will be admitted without parent or certified adult guardian" "They'll fry your brain They're sick as hell...

["Break it on down!"] Verse 1: Brother Marquis Now let me break it on down and tell the story When they say "2 Live," your mama gets worried When they speak o...

Verse 1: [Brother Marquis] Now let me break it on down and tell the story When they say "2 Live," your mama gets worried When they speak of us, the negative ge...

Note: Brother Marquis does all the verses [Shari Lewis] Come give us a little kiss let me make it better [Dolemite] These rotten ass bitches is gonna fuckin' ...

BM = Brother Marquis FKI = Fresh Kid Ice Intro: (sound of woman being fucked) Verse 1 Go to my house and fuck forever, [BM] When the party's over, we can get ...

[Mr Mixx] Check it out y'all Ch-ch-check it out y'all 2 - 2 Live Crew 2 Li - 2 Li - 2 Li - 2 Live Crew Fresh - Fresh - Fresh Kid Ice Tre - Treach Dee Jay Bro -...

[Mr Mixx] Check it out y'all Ch-ch-check it out y'all 2 - 2 Live Crew 2 Li - 2 Li - 2 Li - 2 Live Crew Fresh - Fresh - Fresh Kid Ice Tre - Treach Dee Jay Bro - ...

Coolin' in Miami one summer day Drivin down the streets along the bay My girls' hair's blowin' in the breeze Her skin's gettin' tanned 'cause it's 90 degrees I ...

";When you're on the run from the police, you got two options Turn yourself in or come out BLASTING!"; *boom* [Kool G Rap] The chase ain't over, the battle ai...

Interlude What the fuck is yo name mutha fucka"¦"¦ Long Rod"¦ Fat frank"¦"¦ Stiff Peter"¦stiff, stiff peter I'm gonna let you guys in on a private personal par...

(You ain't got no shit for me fool!) My momma and your momma was talking a little shit My momma called your momma a bull dyke ass bitch I know your sista and ...

[News Reporter]: Well, it seems they're in the news again The 2 Live Crew have started a dance craze that has basically taken the nation by storm! Here's a rep...

( ) = woman's line [Let's get it on, I'm open real wide!] Chorus {2x}: Mr Mixx I wanna do the damn thaaaaAAANG! (Then do the damn thing!) I wanna do the damn t...

Let's get it on, I'm open real wide! Chorus (2x): [Mr Mixx] I wanna do the damn thaaaaAAANG! (Then do the damn thing!) I wanna do the damn thaaaang! (Then do ...

Doo wah diddy diddy diddy dum diddyu doo (God damn, it's some honkies in this mother fucker tonight Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo Oh oh oh ah yeah (You moth...

(2x) Everybody over there! Get on up! Everybody up there! Get into it! Everybody right there! Get involved! Verse 1: [Brother Marquis] All the people on the l...

"I know a place just down there two streets Baby, they'll ask you no questions and give you clean sheets!" (gong noise) Luke: WELCOME TO THE FUCK SHO-O-O-OP! Ve...

Chorus(2x): Luke FACE DOWN ASS UP! THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE TO FUCK! (repeated by the rest of the Crew) Verse 1: Fresh Kid Ice I'm lookin' for a bitch to spend...

Chorus(2x): [Luke] FACE DOWN ASS UP! THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE TO FUCK! (repeated by the rest of the Crew) Verse 1: [Fresh Kid Ice] I'm lookin' for a bitch to s...

Verse 1: Fresh Kid Ice Feelin' all right on a party night Good times are in store, everybody get hype Motivation of your body is what we do best New Jack's try...

[Blowfly] Turn over! I'ma stick it in y'ass! 'No, it's gon' hurt! 'You'll get used to it Verse 1: [Brother Marquis] Lady Godiva was a freak She rode buttnaked...

This is something I should'nt say, but Imma say this shit any motherfuckin' way Fuck Martinez! Fuck, fuck Martinez! (Fuck Martinez! Fuck, fuck Martinez!) Lemme ...

( *Mr Mixx cuts in Dolemite* ) (I wouldn't lie to you I want you to get ready to get on, 'cause I got some ol' nasty-ass shit to talk tonight!) (Please somebod...

Chorus: (Mixx cuts "Get Loose Now" from "It Takes Two") Verse 1: [Fresh Kid Ice] People everywhere, just check this out Say, something brand new that'll make ...

[Eddie Murphy]: It's my house, and if you don't like it, you get the fuck out! House (X5) Get the fuck out Get the fuck out Get the fuck out my house, bitch ...

Mr Mixx: Ghetto Style Dee-Jays! {Don't touch that stereo!} {Ghetto} {Bass} Verse 1: Fresh Kid Ice What's up, party people, we're back again Bringin' you the m...

[Mr Mixx] Ghetto Style Dee-Jays! Don't touch that stereo! Ghetto Bass Verse 1: [Fresh Kid Ice] What's up, party people, we're back again Bringin' you the mes...

I fucked an old gal in the graveyard, God damnit old soul she was dead The maggots crawled out of her asshole, and the hair slipped off of her head When I finis...

[Luke Skyywalker]: Head, booty, and cock! What you like, fellas? (Head, booty, and cock) What you like, fellas? (Head, booty, and cock) Ghetto Style like! (Head...

[Luke Skyywalker]: Head, booty, and cock! What you like, fellas? (Head, booty, and cock) What you like, fellas? (Head, booty, and cock) Ghetto Style like! (Head...

[Intro] It's not the way to do it! [gunshots] Shut up bitch! Yeahhhhh boyyyyy! You are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge This is serious bu...

Head, booty, and cock, what you like, fellas? Head, booty, and cock, what you like, fellas? Head, booty, and cock, ghetto Style like Head, booty, and cock, what...

Verse 1: [Fresh Kid Ice] I remember back when, how the Kid got scarred Beggin' for pussy; bitches actin' hard I gots no play for the lack of papers For the dop...

Big booty hoes hop wit it! Hoochie mamas hop wit it! Let me see ya touch the ground I don't know ya reputation but all the niggas in the hood say it's all good ...

Chorus: (Mixx scratches "I can't go for that" and "nooo") Verse 1: Fresh Kid Ice Have you ever met a girl who dressed real fly And wanted all the things that y...

[ ] = the fellas ( ) = the ladies { = the crowd < > = Luke using white accent Luke: If you believe in having sex, say hell yeah! {Hell yeah! If you believe in ...

If you would suck my soul, I will lick your funky emotion Is this America?! Yeah! Is this freedom?! No! Is this Democracy?! No! Is equallity?! No! What do we w...

Verse 1: MC Twist and Lejuan Love [Twist] Christmas is a day we all must share [Lejuan] To let your fellow man know that we care [Twist] All about the pain...

Verse 1: Fresh Kid Ice There's 8 million stories in every city And Americans love to watch it on TV There's gays, lesbians, stripper nymphos Teenage prostitut...

* send corrections to the typist [Female voice speaking in Spanish] Verse One: Brother Marquis I bumped into her at the Coco Cabana Down in Cuban town in lit...

[Female voice] Yo soy Juanita, pero no soy sueltecita ¿Tu crees que porque estoy vestida así soy una puta? Oye yo vengo de una familia muy católica No mijito, ...

[Intro] Ah Just a minute, erm, this is a little to controversial, and I don`t think erm, We are going to be up and here comes that black Watch yourself, he is...

What'll we get for ten dollars? Every 'ting you want Everything? Every'ting Ooh! Don't do that, baby! Ahh! Hold on this! Oh, sock it to me! Aaahh! Ooohh! Cho...

Oh, so hornyOhh, so hornyOhh, so horny Me love you long time Oh, so hornyOhh, so hornyOhh, so horny Me love you long time Me, so hornySo, so hornyMe, so horny M...

Intro: (Mixx cuts: "DROP YO' DRAWS AND OPEN YO' LEGS UP WIDE, BITCH!") Verse 1: Brother Marquis I've been wanting to tell you this for a while I like your fake...

[Note: Brother Marquis does all the verses] My seven bizzosSeven days, seven ways, that's too muchMy seven bizzos On Monday there's Melissa, I like to be with...

One and one, we`re having some fun, In the bedroom, all day, and all of the night Two and two, I took of my shoes, In the bedroom, all day, and all of the nig...

Verse 1: Brother Marquis You tried to play hard, but we pulled your cord You're just a do-boy 'cause your boss is in charge Tryin' to play big money, ain't it s...

Verse 1: Brother Marquis You tried to play hard, but we pulled your cord You're just a do-boy 'cause your boss is in charge Tryin' to play big money, ain't it s...

Verse 1: [Brother Marquis] You tried to play hard, but we pulled your cord You're just a do-boy 'cause your boss is in charge Tryin' to play big money, ain't i...

[Blowfly] Go-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-od-DAMN!! Shee-yee-YIT!! Look at the asson that bitch! Look at the titties! (Mixx scratches Aw hit me! and Hold your legs up on easy)...

Verse 1: [Luke] Pretty Woman, walking down the street, Pretty Woman, girl, girl you look so sweet, Pretty Woman, you, you bring me down to that knee, Pretty Wo...

Mr Mixx [Intro from the original PSK, which slows Down and switches to this track] Uh! Give it to me now!) (Yeah! From '85 PSK! '95 shot! Here we go now...

[Luke]:NOW PUT 'ER IN THE BUCK!!!! Verse 1: [Fresh Kid Ice] There's only one way to have a good time Fuck that pussy and make it mine Lay the bitch on the bed,...

One two We don't stop Huh [ VERSE 1 ] A revolution of mass confusion, brothers killin each other Robbin their mother, father, sister and brother They don't w...

Where they at (8X) [Chorus] If you wanna go and take a ride wit me wit three women in the fo' with the gold D's Oh why do I live this way? (Hey, must be the mon...

Where they at (8X) [Chorus] If you wanna go and take a ride wit me wit three women in the fo' with the gold D's Oh why do I live this way? (Hey, must be the m...

[Luke] LET THE BEATINGS BEGI-I-I-I-IN! ([Excerpt from the Cheech & Chong track "Pedro and Man At The Drive-In," in which a man is whipped and gives cries of...

Luke: LET THE BEATINGS BEGI-I-I-I-IN! [Excerpt from the Cheech & Chong track "Pedro and Man At The Drive-In," in which a man is whipped and gives cries of sat...

1, 2, 3 And I woke up early this morning and I went to the 5 and dime I saw this pretty young lady that was real, real fine I tapped her on the shoulder and sai...

[Intro]: (Excerpt from a porno movie of a woman being fucked) [MrMixx] Yeah, bitch I know you used to clown and talk shit in high school when we was fuckin' ar...

"OK man, are you ready to go?" "I'm ready to go, now c'mon now, crank this motherfucker up!" YEAH, IT'S YA BOYS BACK IN THE HOUSE! WE WANT Y'ALL TO GET Y'ASS ...

Note: Marquis does all the verses; Mr Mixx does the chorus ["I'm gonna cum!"] Verse 1: Let me skeet, don't hesitate It ain't good to masturbate Hoe, I'll let ...

[Intro] Umph So funky! Nasty! Hey! Verse 1: [Brother Marquis] I'm Nasty As I Wanna Be I express myself so vulgarly Obscene, or whatever you wanna call it Tha...

Verse 1: [Brother Marquis] I like getting head, 'cause it's so convenient Huh You can do it any time; you don't have to beat it! You can get it in the car, or ...

[Luke] (in front of an audience): As you know, we are now in the strip club, in Magic City (beeper goes off) Ohh - somebody's beeper goin' - yo, oh hey hey hey...

Chorus (4x): [Brother Marquis] Can a bitch do a table dance? Can a bitch do a table dance? Hell no!! Can a bitch do a table dance? Can a bitch do a table dance...

"I know a place just down there two streets Baby, they'll ask you no questions and give you clean sheets!" (gong noise) [Luke]:WELCOME TO THE FUCK SHO-O-O-OP!...

Verse 1: [Brother Marquis] Only the realest can feel us, cap-peelers and killers Hundred-dollar billers and real niggas Bitches with dime figures, telekenesis ...

Verse 1: [Brother Marquis] I won't take a bitch to my house Don't have to see where I'm livin', uh-uh, that's out! If you want to splak, I know you're down lik...

[Intro] Like this! Hit it! So why has it gotta be so damn HOT? Verse 1: [Professor Griff] I'm the X-Minista, from the troop called PE Professor Griff in the...

listen up y'all 'cuz this is it forget that old dance and throw that D lets dance lets dance lets dance lets dance lets dance it's a brand new dance and it's ...

Listen up y'all ''cause this is it Forget that old dance and throw that D Let's dance (repeat x5) It's a brand new dance and it's comin' your way It was start...

[Blowfly excerpt] "Are you looking for some good stuff? Get a ugly chick Ugly chicks can screw They have to screw, 'cause they ain't gotnothin' else goin' for ...

YEAHHHHHHH, BA-BYYYY!! It's the boys, we gon' do it like this, one time for ya mind! All the boys in the house y'knahmsayin! Repeat after me, yo - Say, "Hey! W...

Verse 1: [Fresh Kid Ice] I'm sittin' by the pool, thinkin' 'bout some women Wishin' that we all could be swimmin' Then the Poison Clan bought some tricks Could...

Chorus(4x): Luke Somebody say HEY-Y-Y-Y-Y WE WANT SOME PU-U-USSAY-Y-Y! (HEY-Y-Y-Y-Y WE WANT SOME PU-U-USSAY-Y-Y!) Verse 1: Brother Marquis You see, me and my h...

Intro: [Mr Mixx] YEAHHHHHHH, BA-BYYYY!! It's the boys, we gon' do it like this, one time for ya mind! All the boys in the house y'knahmsayin! Repeat after me, ...

Verse 1: Brother Marquis The Surgeon General says wear a condom But you can catch AIDS nowadays from slobbin', Gynecology, and urology Take extreme measure for...

Badself! Verse 1: [Fresh Kid Ice] Hey pretty lady, what's your name and number? Whenever I see you, my heart's like thunder I'd like to know you better, and th...

BM = Brother Marquis FKI = Fresh Kid Ice TO = Both of them together Verse 1 [BM] The party people love it when we take the stand With possessions of the mics ...

Verse 1: [Brother Marquis] The party people love it when we take the stand With possessions of the mics in our hands 'Cause when we rock a party we'll rock it f...

(Mixx scratches "Yakety Yak") [Brother Marquis]: When you're told to do something by your mom and dad Don't frown in their face or get mad Because as long as ...

[Intro] I don't use Massengil, I use my own kinda douche powder Y'know I mix it, I mix it myself Y'know what I put in it? (Yeah? What?) Alum! (Yeah!!) LSD! (ha ...

[What you here for, buddy?] [Larceny] [How much time you get?] [99 years] Verse 1: Brother Marquis Talk about, why? Spreadin' rumors, tellin' lies I'm real s...

[What you here for, buddy?] [Larceny] [How much time you get?] [99 years] Verse 1: [Brother Marquis] Talk about, why? Spreadin' rumors, tellin' lies I'm real...