• Afri-Walk
  • African Iron Overload
    South Africa is where it's seen Caused by mutation in the ferroportin gene Large amounts of iron in bone, liver and spleen As well as hepatocytes, I don't know ...
  • Apple Sauce
    Apple sauce I'll eat the entire orchard Apple Sauce Leave no apples alive Apple Sauce Apple Sauce Apple Sauce Fruity and delicious Apple Sauce Suprisingly nut...
  • Don't Have Sex
    Don't have sex 'till you're 32 If you do you'll get an STD Such as HIV Don't have sex 'till you're 32 If you do you'll get an STD Such as HIV Don't have sex '...
  • Emotional Without The
    These days I feel nothing but pain My black tears dripping like cold rain The heartache I feel drives the blade to my wrist The sorrow I feel makes my innards c...
  • Enter The Dragon
    Tell me master What can I do? I want to prove my worth to you I'll quest for fire Defeat the flame In the end power I will claim And in the end I will be The he...
  • Help Ya Through
    We're almost there The journey's almost over It's alright To have a friend tonight To take your hand And guide you through the places That do not see the light ...
  • Hen In Your Hands
    You know when you taste it Your feeling grows And your stealing nose Because even the greatest G's say Bros before hoes But don't forget the hen Chicken's in th...
  • I Wanna Show You My Penis
    I saw you walking down the street And I couldn't help but stare I stuck my hand into my pants And you didn't seem to care You seemed to show confusion I knew wh...
  • Khandom
    Trapped in a khandom Trapped in a khandom Surrounded by khan he lies everywhere There no where to hide, he's given me a scare Oppressing me, suppressing me, I ...
  • Kyle Is My Best Friend
    Kyle is my best friend in the world Oh Kyle is my best friend in the world Oh Kyle is my bestest friend He'll be my friend until the end Oh Kyle is my best frie...
  • Mr Raincloud
    Oh Mr Raincloud And Mr Sun Walking down the road And out pops a rainbow Oh Mr Raincloud And Mr Sun Walking down the road And out pops a rainbow Oh Mr Rainclou...
  • Pizza Banditoz
    Running through the backyards Hoping not to die Take refuge in the bushes From my pizza pie Come back Market in the sky Got pizza But it's hard and dry Make a...
  • Pork
    Bacon, bacon I can't eat any more Just another piece And I will fall right to the floor Put it on a frying pan 400 degrees Cook it for a while Eat it with Swiss...
  • Quan'Sul
    Conspiracy, cover up Got a story to tell so listen up Zombies in Cambodia A strain of malaria kills all Resurrects the dead Improves life for all The world will...
  • Salzstangen
    Evil killer pretzels from a distant world Killing me, killing you, sinful dough is curled Friendly foot long frankfurters combat our evil foes Satanic pretzels ...
  • Satan's Slap Happy Sing-A-Long
    This is a fan favorite With you, me, Brandon, and Satan I'm gonna light something on fire Eat my head, suck my balls He's gonna kill you Death, death, die, die ...
  • Socks
    Actually, quite recently Reality's shown it's face I just thought to myself: What the hell? Who needs em anyway? Our feet were born without cotton That's how t...
  • Sprinkles
    Sprinkles where are you? When are you coming home? This life's so desperate When did this world grow cold? You were a good friend One I wish I still had So can ...
  • The Legend Of Patches
    Patches was a leprechaun who never was content He brought his negative attitude everywhere he went He traveled on through day and knight to find his pot of gold...
  • Vitamin B
    The B vitamins are a group of several individual vitamins AKA the B complex vitamins These nutrients help support and increase metabolism They also enhance your...
  • Walk The Plank
    I sail the seven seas Looking for treasure that's been buried My crew is scurvy The treasure trail be very curvy Sailing the ocean blue Come for the treasure I'...