- Blackout
All the bottles and the ashes blanket the ground The sluts stagger out with their skirts hiked up, right on time now I think it's time to go home Do you wanna g...
- Building The Even More Perfect Asshole Parade
You turned off your fucking TV And you don't listen to the radio Well, you're looking really great to me Well, you're blasting like a megaphone You drink the r...
- Building The Perfect Asshole Parade -or- Scratching Off The Fleas
You turned off your fucking TV And you don't listen to the radio Well, you're looking really great to me Well, you're blasting like a megaphone You drink the r...
- Feed The Monkey, Drown The Worm -or- Goin' Home
I'm thirsty, oh lord, i'm so thirsty Pour 'em and lay me on down I'm thirsty, oh lord, i'm so thirsty Pour 'em and lay me on down There's nothing but windmills...
- Huffing The Proverbial Line Off The Proverbial Dong -or- Blood & The Frog
You can't dig what you don't understand, boy Sometimes it's the only way Well, the misery's so fucking exciting Well, the fashion of it all's the fucking rage T...
- I'm So Happy I Could Just Cry Myself To Sleep -or- The Routes We Wander
Tonight, tonight, the captain's dreams are bad Searching for the tear and the distant shore Amidst the sluts, the drifters and the thieves He doesn't dream of l...
- Little Triggers
Ain't nothing worth watching on the TV today, And I can't stand working, and there ain't no shade Prayer is for weaklings I'm banking n luck, This city, my look...
- Look Ma! No Fans! -or- Do You Want Fries With These Songs?
It's the comedy of tragedy that keeps me hanging on Did you think i didn't see you roll your eyes at that last song? We've all got better things to do I'm just ...
- RL Burnouts Inc
Slit my throat from ear to ear And drink my blood like wine I ain't afraid of living, boy And i ain't afraid to die I ain't no goddamn vampire And i ain't leaki...
- The Angry Cry Of The Angry Pie
You want a piece of me? I'm like a razor blade I'm like a pound of blubber smothering a live grenade These are the days when the tv always stays on The show kee...
- The Celebutard Chronicles
She's got the biggest tits He's got the longest dick And I get to read about it every week You hear that sucking sound? It's culture going down Seaward with the...
- The La-Z-Boy 500
Let's sing a song about smoke and flames That burnt down our lazy yesterdays Let's pretend this poverty is fine And sit on our front porches like we do it all t...
- The Longshoreman's Lament
For some reason this greasy dead season's running circles around me (Can you fell it now? Come on and feel it now!) I'm like a log in the fire, and shit, I don'...
- The Routes We Wander
Tonight the captains dreams are bad Searching for a dim and distant shore Amidst the sluts, the drifters and the thieves, He doesn't dream of landing anymore Dr...
- Unicorn Odyssey
The first time i saw you You worked selling hot dogs and stealing your mom's vcr You sold your nintendo for a shitty drum set That you sold for a shittier car I...
- When I Give The Signal, Run!
This road bubbles in the heat Choppin' rocks, the only cracker that mine eyes can see These rails have run me out of town and shipped me down the line What once...