Going down Morgan with Janko, Jerko, and Jerry, We downed our Pils, and over at the South Shore, they sipped their sherry I opened my Kaiserized speller to lear...

A night out in the tropics Turned out I couldn't cope After the School of Fancy Cookery With Antoinette Pope I learned brazing and saucing, meringue and sift K...

I woulda had a asthma attack If I seen the shark bite back I woulda had a asthma attack If I seen the shark bite back Yeah it's paradise island I know Yeah, yea...

As i try to fill all of my empty days I stumble round on through my memory's maze Of all my past, only the sadness stays I was moping down by the bridge I rode...

I hate the steam train that whistles woozy my bird brain, That sends my spaniel insane And I'll stop riding side saddle if they don't stop the clickity clattle,...

I've got a special category business Down by the multifunctional Dr Sun yat-sen memorial rollerblade rink Down by the home of bitter tea Bitter, bitter, bitter ...

Darling black-hearted boy All the color's gone out of my ribbon loom As i've only got the worst to assume Take your sheet metal sheers Cut a slit up the side of...

Pontoon put-put with the tape on 10 Dixie cup pink wine in the Labor Day sunshine I'm sliding the sunfish up through the wakes Coming up too quick, making mista...

I was so bored with my old life I was so bored with decent odds My new roommate left her debit card Some sort of test for me It's too hard Try to run an errand...

Down in the dumps Me and the seagulls we were looking for lumps They all get scared when off of one of the bumps: jumps I have to clutch I have to tell him his ...

On my first day in town we saw the king He was dressed in a suit with a bright blue tie And it matched his eyes And when ours met I sighed Took a boat or a ferr...

I wanted to be a typewriter mender when I grew up, But things didn't work out so Sleep Late in the morning, climb up Mt Olympia and replace a Return: But I didn...

Later at lunch with the taco lettuce crunch crunch She sets herself apart the bunch How bad does she seem? She makes me wanna scream On the phone with the West ...

Back the bus he cussed Space suits! Blackened boots! Lad, little Lad,” he sad, I've a tip for you: See, what about me: what about her? What about me?” For five ...

At 4 o'clock Just after work I got my check I held my breath The phone rings tell 'em I ain't never here The overunder Made a blunder I gave my cell phone To my...

How the years have gone It's come to this A rose on his lapel, in the open coffin I'd give him a kiss I have to go up north to play at his funeral And his wife...

Don't dance her down boys Don't dance her down Don't dance her down boys Her man's in town I played cards in England I threw dice in Spain I'm going back to Eng...

In the back of a mini ca Me and Georgie and Nigel and Sadie: Can I use your mobile? Can I use your mobile, Sadie?” On our way to Shoreditch; Off to Fabric in Sh...

I was wielding my axe Drunk whisky at the bar Every night coming home Out the windshield of my car I would look through the boughs And think I saw my lucky star...

Now, as for my aunt Who told on me She was always wearing her turbans Sailing back to Greece on the Normandy Having dinner at the captain's table Sitting on t...

"Well, good for you But we have something too" So said my aunt A bowling alley and lunch counter Filled with fellas on their lunch break From the Western Elect...

Last day in May, the afternoon: remember? Black marks off charcoal from the dune: remember? I thought it wouldn't be too soon; we'd wait at least until it's Jun...

I slit my wrists with my swingline Copied myself 500 times I pierced my ears with a 3-hole punch Ate 12 dozen donuts for lunch But next week I'm a walk, next we...

I'm in no mood to comb my hair There's a chill in the air And it's catching Catching I'm in no mood to comb my hair There's a chill in the air And it's catchin...

( Sunday Nights - The Songs of Junior Kimbrough ) Well, I'm leaving, I'm leaving, I'm leaving I'm leaving you babe I'm going Well, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, sorry...

In my little thatched hut Where blue-green grass grows by the brook I lounge and i look (i lounge and i look, i lounge and i look) For my own true love to retur...

In the cracker barrel dumpster I found a bag: Red-white striped, I opened it - gag: Mummy day Pizarro dressed in a Inca rag Call on in to work quick Tell 'em th...

I pulled my kerchief out of my pocket Wiped my nose and said hello I bought a tambourine at the millennium dome It jangled 2000 times in a row I caught a cold w...

Came a card marked Mason City From my forwarder Shut the door, don't let my dad see; Read aloud dear sir: Understanding you account an upright gent- Lemen Aetna...

I kicked my dog I was mean to him before I guess that's why he walked out my door I really wish I could see him some more I looked under the mats and I asked al...

There's a town i know called nevers No nevers Never wasn't was what it weren't When it wasn't once Knew nevers Knew nevers Nothing never i'll ever learnt Ther...

( This Bird Has Flown Tribute to the Beatles LP ) I once had a girl, or should I say, she once had me She showed me her room, isn't it good, norwegian wood She...

I was in tahoe, on the california side Waiting in the lobby at 665 1/2 frontage road When two extra-blond, short-sleeve, button-down White-shirt, blue-tie, myst...

( Uncut - White Riot: A Tribute To The Clash Volume 1 ) Must I get a witness? for all this misery There's no need to, brothers everybody can see That it's one ...

At last when the choice was neither nor, Bottom of the bay we're set ashore Went into town beg what we lack: 200 stripes on horseback Wearing my yellow coat, Ro...

Forget the dogs and forget the sheep It's only you who affects me On the fun fair track road and helter skelter fall On my ice skater's bruised knees Vibrate b...

I had a locket, a little silver charm, Given to me so to keep me out of harm Canvasing the quayside trying to earn my keep, A killick tore it off my neck and th...

But there was one other man with whom i didn't get along The bishop Would head down, head down to deerport station To see what stars on the silver screen might...

Troubles up and down the road And trials all the way around Never knew what trouble was Till my honey threw me down With nothing but old ragged clothes My heart...

My little sister had a glass of wine No doubt a glass of wine too many "I bet he's out right now with his Nazi whore That's right, I said it, that's what she is...

Sing for me, my daughter, sing for me When I'm away you'll be the siren that will finally lead me home The girl around her father throws her arms to make him st...

I married a man oh then I married a man oh then I married a man he was the plague of my life And I wish I was single again I wish I was single again Cause when ...

Slavin' away All for you my love And i've nothin to show for it Cept my dusty old book full of pictures A dusty old book Tell me a story Bout how i wasn't so ti...

Very much vodka and too much tequila: those are the ways I learned to deal Across against the light and the sleet scalds my sight, stunned I stayed put and a bi...

Can I feel useless and low? Could I hide a chain of gold from your eyes? Sandy thinks he knows the trade, the game, the plays, the ways I made Do you believe in...

I was 18 years old just a research volunteer; I walked home from the TCBY each night with no fear One particular starry 11 o'clock I went down by the water; An ...

Tea time at Damascus computer cafe, I'm looking busy and staring off the other way Leverkusen, Juventus; Leeds vs Valencia: I'm over-hearing all their nonsense ...

Brandy Buttersotch bartered and begged Many Motherwell mustered and mugged Lucy Liverspots lied oh! And legged Danny Dungerees digged and he dugged So's'on Satu...

Well I stuffed my stuff into a sport sac and I took the Lake St El Well I got off Cicero and I snuck in through one of the loading docks And I smiled as I sucke...

Come away Teach me, sweetheart Come on past Brave young batchelors I'm alone Teach me, sweetheart My mother in law was standing by the stove Hissing like a sna...

The Garfield El Faster, hammers Faster, hammers Churn and turn into my late train to my lost love Ring away today, stick, bruise into my felt, or so I felt I fo...

I thought myself an unworthy thing Despairing of my case all the time, boys I thought myself an unworthy thing Despairing of my case all the time, boys Damn it ...

He said "Come on now babe Let's take a little drive Go slumming down the Carson's in my black X-5" Samples from the Clinique counter and up the escalator And t...

Though let's be fair I had other loves before my husband Other sweethearts Tom Kitsos, for instance And another I won't mention I loved him truly, or so I thou...

Goat's head in the deli case Oh sweet angel-angel-bearded face Paper maché parade on at night That's what you do with no sunlight In the tropical tropical Tropi...

Catamaran Man you're my cousin you're my blood you're ten feet tall And tan from the sun after sailing all day you sleep in your car Throw the cushions on the f...

Slip me out of my northern noose My Easter Egg My western wheel And a snouthern snake I've got a busted breast and a jiggly thigh A rumpled roast and a ragged e...

Wearing my scarf and my hat And I squint and I sniff as I went around Walked up the road through the woods By the pines, by the lake as I heard the sound Maria ...

I'm…waiting to know you by the way Send up the balloons, it's right to assume yea I'm waiting to know you by the way Set up to the pier, wait till you get here ...

That easy-going man of blood Mucking out in the McLennan county mud If you're hoping he won't well of course then he must Driving his truck through the McLennan...

Well, no one was too upset You know we were married in the war And I went with him to Pennsylvania and California But he went out the Pacific And I came back to...

The isolated lady An isolated old lady A dignified dame who keeps her own counsel In love with the out-of-the-way Identifying with the unfamiliar Contemptuously...

( The fall Cover / Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One LP ) Entrances uncovered Street signs you never saw All entrances delivered Courtesy winter Entr...

Pick up your trumpet, Your plastic pretend trumpet: Blow me your horn today Pick up your tambourine, Your Fisher Price My First Tamborine: Jingle and jangle tod...

Never let one man worry your little mind Never let one man worry your little mind He'll keep you troubled, worried Worried all the time Don't you wish your litt...