The shiny ring that slipped away A rusted chair had seen it's day The echo of a thousand rants The remnants of a potted plant A child who eats his food alone A ...

I burn this fire for you tonight I sing this song with all my might And hope the flame will see the light of day I found a way to keep it in To keep it down ben...

I made a bad mistake it seems I let a thief into my dreams He then decreed a melting pot of gold into a cow He stole my eyes and left me where The many years w...

Should I go outside, should I get something to eat Should I try to smoke a rette, should I wash my smelly feet Should I comb my ratty hair, should I shave this ...

Chameleon, come to my hand, show me what color you are today Chameleon, make me a plan, show me exactly the right words to say Chameleon, I'll be your friend, i...

The flowers on the bed never concealed the stain Remember what I said, but I never could lead the way I remember you laughin' at the sun and lying to the one yo...

I'm not surprised your alibis are tighter than a drum Remember it was you and I, we lied when we were young I don't want to say goodbye another time around What...

Me and Joseph and Charlie McGee Took a ride in a limousine Took a trip on a mescaline We took it all the way We're gonna be real rock and roll stars Bigger than...

Listen into this one The drama has just begun Is it intuition or a hunch It's closer than it's ever been before Living life by a magazine Sleeping nights by the...

Got jelly for my shoes I likes to stay out late I like my women loose I like my whiskey straight Ain't no way for the babies all to play when the crocodile's s...

I met a guy named Jimmy Casterbunch I met a guy named Jimmy Casterbunch We didn't have much supper, but we sure as hell had lunch I met a guy named Jimmy Caster...

You are a big limousine; I am a compact car You drive the king and the queen; I can't go very far I don't' get washed any more You know the ins and the outs; y...

My life is such a mess Sometimes I wear a dress I look like Richard Hess And I pulled my car out in front of a train wreck Then you came on out the scene Like a...

Merry Christmas little boy, here's a brand new toy Pull the trigger; “Pop” goes the weasel Sing a song of joy I will be with you my friend, til the very end I w...

Long ago a foreign ship came sailing in the harbor Carrying the ancestors of me and Floyd the barber And the savages upon the sandy shores began to weep For the...

Someday, I'm gonna have a pot to piss in Someday, I'm gonna know what I've been missing all along Someday, I'm never gonna say goodbye Someday, we'll all see th...

Elmer will sing songs in the kitchen While JoAnn of Arc lets it flies through the screen And Bobby and Johnny and Joe will be talking To Jackie and Ari of wonde...

She said she hated her name Until I said it in that way She left Eden far behind Tears of regret can't change time I used to think that you were so lovely I st...