4, 3, 2, 1, 0, -1! Stop! Pretending you're even having fun, You just stand there looking dum And bored with your thumb in your ass (You're better than that!) ...

Allah! Allah! Allah! Allah! I studied carefully, and I do believe the best of heavens is to except is Islam I hope that book is right they promise paradise I'm...

I got an idea for a movie, and it goes like this (Check it out) It's about a boy who gets his finger caught In a bottle of Mr Pi And they go on adventures, I t...

Anarchy, kill a cat Shoot james brady in the back Raise an army of rabid rats Beat your neighbor with a bat Anarchy burger Hold the government Anarchy burger H...

Drowning in this toilet of shit they call life Work like hell at Taco Bell for $425 an hour No one gives a squirt of piss if you fucking die So seize the day by...

Always speak my mind The truth is what i say I shout it out in black and white No smegging shades of gray You've got to be defiant That's always what i say You'...

Just a grunt in a bind in his homeland Taking orders from a very very bad man Just yer average Dieter, Helmut, or a Bertrand I can waste him 'cause I never Neve...

I used to take you out nearly every night Acting interested in everything you like Painfully pretending you we're everything I wanted [Chorus:] Now I've gotte...

It has occurred to me the reason for my apathy, You think that I don't give a shit, It's just the opposite Loss of humanity, suffering, and atrocity I'm gonna ...

It has occured to me the reason fro my apathy, you think that I don't give a shit, it's just the opposite Loss of humanity, suffering, and atrocity I'm gonna j...

Acquiesce to the plea The decree is clear and binding It's required that you integrate into the uniform And grand design Just go along You can't prolong it The ...

Well we finished up the record and we think that it's the shit-and we want it to go huge, but to play it off legit And the guy in A&R's got the CD in his car an...

Big brother, he is a watching - watching me and you - big brother, is a watching - and he'll know your every move - their really really gonna do it to you - jus...

big brother, he is a watching watching me and you big brother, is a watching and he'll know your every move their really really gonna do it to you just wait an...

[Originally by The Yobs] "c" is for your little clit when i go down beneath "h" is for your pubic hair that sticks between my teeth "r" is for your rectum, that...

Watching her at the mall she don't know me at all Hope no employee over hears Think I'm in love with you Red, Yellow, White & Blue Seems I've been watching her ...

I don't wanna change my pants Not gonna change my panst Never change I'm on fire tonight my pants are fitting right Gonna rock & roll tonight, alright I don't w...

I don't wanna change my pants Not gonna change my pants I'll Never change I'm on fire tonight My pants are fitting right Gonna rock & roll tonight, alright I ...

Gonna change the world With my hockey stick Gonna make a real difference Feed the poor and heal the sick I'll practice in my yard Or in the showers every day U...

Kung Fu Movies Always showing we are going to China Town Living Large in the lap of luxury China Town Mi casa es su casa welcome stranger, That's what they say...

"Christian Or Canadian" It couldn't be worse From chorus to verse It sounds like Korn but a little bit worse Is it Christian or Canadian? Guess! On 907 it's ba...

Voices! You're letting voices tell you what to do when you yourself don't know Voices! You got one too, so let it out and let us know when you're feeling all al...

Some people must have Some people have not But they'll complain and complain and complain and complain and complain Some people will work Some simply will not ...

There's all these angry guys Screaming about their pain in other lives It seems so convincing that I am convinced they are Full of shit just saying it, saying ...

Look at me now cuz I can't you stole my eyes you broke my cane, you killed my dog Running around in the black, my whole world's gone black You turned out the li...

Look at me now cuz I can't you stole my eyes You broke my cane, you killed my dog Running around in the black, my whole world's gone black You turned out the li...

A thousand miles of desert- a million tons of sand A few less pounds of woman- a tired broken man A parching thrist that water couldn't quench My desert woman t...

Talking board-misunderstood What looked good On paper even looked better on wood A card game way out of control Divining what's To be while tempting fortune wit...

It's a sacrilege to question and thinking is a crime, "Let the 'tards eat twinkies" is the mantra of our time Fuck no it isn't who you are, you're only what you...

If my body was twice the size it was then I might look alright but I don't because, I've got a disproportioned head And the people they point and laugh at me an...

I know it's not my fault I've been held back, under attack by parents, Teachers, lawyers, past employers, that hold me down My efforts all disgraced and critici...

Collecting dust inside that liquor store 'till you bought it for me A decanter full of whiskey in the image of the King The more I drank from it the less I saw ...

I'm well aware that you are chemically imbalanced but I'm the kind of guy that likes a challenge from a crazy kind of girl who lives in her own world Who is leg...

Children are lovely, before they get ugly and learn to do bad stuff Flowers are pretty, before they get shitty and they rot and turn to dust I hear that life is...

I've watched you grow for all these years And shamefully admit I've loved to watch you blossom and it's awful hard to quit Feeling these feelings stirring up in...

Alligator skins, crocodile hides, good ol' boys, and their Southern brides City folk come for the lure of the bounty But they don't come back 'cause the sheriff...

Congratulations, you're in love The lonely nights are gone But now you're making us all sick, the way you're carrying on Put you're tongue in you're mouth, keep...

First you get in line And then you're in the line And then you wait in line And then it's almost time To get on to the ride Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, Up, weee...

I think I got a plan, we're gonna make a stand- Let's Go! go! Go! go! Go! go! Go! go! Stand up and be counted, get out of the house Take it to the streets, tell...

Mom Says, "Put on your Christmas best" Grandpa's coming down this year and it might be his last Why Mom? You say that every time It seem that he's been dying ev...

It's my birthday and I'll do what I want to Fuck you it's my birthday. A special holiday only for me, so do what I say, it's my party, I'll make you cry if I...

Ever Since my baby left me I found a new place to dwell It's down on the end of a lonely street called Heart Break Hotel She left me in the gutter with mud on ...

Heart Break Hotel by the Vandals Ever since my baby left, found a new place I dwell It's down on the end, a lonely street called Heartbrak Hotel Left me in the ...

I, the Lord of sea and sky, I have heard my people cry All who dwell in dark and sin, My hand will save Here I am, Lord Is it I, Lord? I have heard you calling...

Deception they lie and propaganda-ize They prey on weakness from the seekers of a better fucking life and bleed them dry Promise and faith to fucking hook the b...

THE VANDALS LYRICS "I Am Crushed" (chorus) Oh, I am crushed And I am devastated And contemplating suicide but I don't have the nerve And what's the rush? It ...

Well I know it's gonna happen so I wait for it to happen 'cause it never doesn't happen to- me And you're giving me a headache 'cause your clingy and pathetic a...

The reason that I'm calling you is to let you know I thought it through and after much debate in fact, I guess I'll take you back I've heard from friends you'v...

Alright, I saw this girl and she drove me wild, She looked at me and I looked and smiled, The cutest girl you could ever see, I never dreamed that she'd go out ...

It's not enough to say you're mine it still seems so unsatisfying I want to live inside your mind and wear your shoes and walk for miles Show up as you, do what...

I won't do it- you can't fucking make me do it- I don't wanna- Who are you to say I gotta Do anything at all man? You're not the boss of me! You're like "Come o...

Make it like that famous country singer Or that guy I saw last night on Jerry Springer Clean me up but let me keep my edge, In the day I like to keep it dignifi...

I won't do it- you can't fucking make me do it- I don't wanna- Who are you to say I gotta do anything at all man? You're not the boss of me! You're like "Come ...

Make it like that famous country singer Or that guy I saw last night on Jerry Springer Clean me up but let me keep my edge, In the day I like to keep it dignifi...

[Verse 1] You're on tour, I'm alone Wondering just what you did with your phone Try usin' it, i'm losin' it I never thought I'd lose you this way Quit the band...

Johnny Twobags doesn't have the blues and it makes him sad Brings him down But not down enough to have the blues He's too white to have the blues He thinks he s...

Johnny Twobags doesn't have the blues And it makes him sad Brings him down But not down enough to have the blues He's too white to have the blues He thinks he ...

It's the gay nineties and You can't watch nothin' good Mindless pinko garbage Is all they make in hollywood Kung fu theatre, Now there's a show with class Like ...

Kick me, You know that I am a lazy piece of shit An animal on hand outs from an evil government I've always been a nobody, I'll never be a somebody, Unless I ki...

Aruba, Jamaica ooo I wanna take you Bermuda, Bahama come on pretty mama Key Largo, Montego baby why don't we go Jamaica Off the Florida Keys There's a place ca...

Mr Playboy, Sir Weasel, Poppin Snake, and Mr Cool Went down to the boulevard to play their ass some pool Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla Lady Killer Illa Zi...

For all those that are feeling way too fed up inside Now here's a celebration Of failure and losing Like to put a shout out to all y'all far and wide Sorry Peop...

The little weirdo down the street says he's making a rocket ship with household items, so we can't find him Igloo cooler and some gasoline, soil samples and som...

Intoxicated - the way I go through life Inebriated - and then I pay the price Designated drinker with a defected driver I can't find my keys must have left Them...

Well I asked about him, that long hair, and those curls She said he's just a nice guy, likes to hang out with the girls Well I didn't think twice about him- I j...

A needy world greets the new messiah Taking applications for disciples To touch the hem of his leather trousers, Unleashes the fury of his healing powers His fe...

I'm trying to be civilized and need you girl to realize, My higher mind runs counter to my procreative self Although it's not my doing, nature has it's way insu...

Now Mohawk John knew he did wrong When he went and killed some men They sent for the marshal to bring him in They sent for Marshal Skin He rolled into town, An...

Make it like that famous country singer Or that guy I saw last night on Jerry Springer Clean me up but let me keep my edge, In the day I like to keep it dignifi...

Every time I see her sweet face makes me wanna, gotta cut my throat No escaping or erasing her image that haunts me and taunts me again But the sun it never lie...

Christmas 1994, not like the year before We didn't want to know Buried our heads in the snow Looking back it was obvious to everyone But then again he's not jus...

With Christmas upon us it's time to be honest and follow my dreams and to face a life of delusion and gender confusion no longer will be the case I never wante...

I once had a girlfriend, But then one day she dumped me and everywhere I'd go people would ask me where she was I don't want to talk about her Someone always a...

I'm a gonna get my worker's comp check I'm a gonna buy you lobster food I'm a gonna drop some bricks on my head I'm a gonna be laid up for good My neck, my bac...

This is my special moment Don't question me or disagree I know that I have earned this Damn it I deserve this Do not fuck with me it's my special time And I'll...

The city council met last night the vote was one to six Denying access to our town by TV's "GE Smith" The Mayor cited nightmares had by his daughter Eileen She ...

Intoxicated - the way I go through life Inebriated - and then I pay the price Designated drinker with a defected driver I can't find my keys must have left them...

This is going to be the best Christmas ever Everything this year's been a disaster But I won't let it bother me at all Nothing's going to bring me down, It's C...

Drowning in this toilet of shit they call life Work like hell at Taco Bell for $425 an hour No one gives a squirt of piss if you fucking die So seize the day by...

Haji was a punk Just like any other boy And he never had no trouble 'Til he started up his oi band Safe in the garage Or singing in the tu Till Haji went too fa...

Hey buddy how you doin' today? Thanks a lot buddy I'm doin' OK How bout you, you doin' all right? Well I got into a fight my girl left last night That's rough g...

Some people are bad and they don't give a damn what they do or who they hurt they go through their lives and don't apologize for the shit that they've disturbed...

Hello, no one can get to the phone right now so I'm so sorry I missed your call I'll see you on Sunday Good-bye, I love you But, if this is you, you can suck my...

Medium cheese, She's glad to take my order Long long way From that lao-viet border She fled the jungle The evil viet cong, pizza tran Orange county Is where you...

Medium cheese, she is glad to take my order Long long way from that Lao-Viet border She fled the jungle, the evil Viet Cong Pizza Tran, orange county is where y...

Play that country tuba, cowboy Play that country tuba, cowboy Play that country tuba, play that country tuba Play that country tuba, cowboy Well musicians' sto...

Mustache is a symbol of repression and of hate Never trust a man with a butt Broom on his face It's the facial marking of the man who holds you down The Source ...

Most girls, I can't wait for them to leave And they're giving me the creeps by morning Most girls, make noises in their sleep, and I hate to watch them eat And ...

Well the kids are all hopped up and ready to go They're ready to go now They've got their surfboards And they're going to the discotheque a go go But she just c...

You know Vicky that I love you You are programmed what to do Is it wrong to feel this way I could tell you what to say But late in the evening when it's starti...

Gliding across the lawn, oranges and Evian And pizza right after the game Just tell me where and when, Volvos and collagen Hope you might feel the same My Socce...

Well, you came into this world naked, screaming and covered in blood-who was there to wipe you off and give you your first hug? And it took a couple years to fi...

Soup of the day Flavor of the month Stain in your pants from your bleeding cunt Sell out! Buy in! Never gonna change! Cash out now buy a home on the range 18 y...

Hey! Woah! Hey! Woah! Hey! Woah! Hey! Woah! Well, you see you can't take the world and grab it by the tail Put it in your pocket and then you wanna watch it fai...

Happy robots say "life is fine" but they're the ones I loathe, They're stupid or they're lying or a little bit of both Ignore disasters and they say that life i...

Oh, Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious, If you say it loud enough, you'll always sound precocious, Supe...

With 800 pounds on 18 wheels After 800 miles you know how it feels To have your rear so numb you gotta poke it To see if it's still there Well it's one more loa...

I'm kinda desperate You might have sensed it From the tone of my voice It's a disaster I got no answers I'm kinda left with no choice I'm doing lotsa nothings ...

I'm kinda desperate You might have sensed it From the tone of my voice It's a disaster I got no answers I'm kinda left with no choice I'm doing lotsa nothings ...

Let's go to the place where the food is really good and my order's understood And they won't drown my food, yeah! Get me to the seat, I wanna eat, just a Party ...