Everybody stops and stares at me These two teeth are gone as you can see I don't know just who to blame for this castastrophe But my one wish on Christmas Eve i...

And now my dear friends, I'd like to dedicate this song to all of you out there Wherever you may be North, south, east or west, to everyone all over the world T...

Fourteen! Fourteen girls in baggy pajamas What if I'd gone to the south Bahamas Told me I had won the mystery prize Tied my head behind my back and blindfolded ...

You shake my nerves And you rattle my brain Too much loving Drives a man insane You broke my will But what a thrill Goodness gracious Great balls of fire I la...

Hello, Hello I like your smile Hello, Hello Shall we talk awhile? Or would you like some of my tangerine? I know I'd never treat you mean Never knew how much I...

Hello my dear friends Well here I am on record at last And it feels so wonderful to be here With you on my first album I'm so happy, happy [Incomprehensible] l...

(spoken) Hello my dear friends! Well, here I am on record at last And it feels so wonderful to be here with you on my first album (sung) I'm so happy! AHA! Happ...

(spoken) Hello my dear friends! Well, here I am on record at last And it feels so wonderful to be here with you on my first album (sung) I'm so happy! AHA! H...

Climb upon my knee, Sonny Boy Though you're only three, Sonny Boy You've no way of knowing, there's no way of showing What you mean to me, Sonny Boy When there ...

Down below, down below Caught the devil talking to his son Who wanted to go up above, up above He cried, "It's getting to warm for me down here and so, I'm goin...

I saw you last night and got that old feeling When you came in sight, I got that old feeling The moment you came by, I felt a thrill And when you caught my eye,...

I used to be the first to laugh When Mrs Jennings took a bath And left the window open for the neighbors But had we looked, we would've seen That she was really...

*Laughter* I know a fat ole policeman, he's always on our street A fat old, jolly red-faced man, he really is a treat He's too fine for a policeman, he's neve...

As I approach the prime of my life I find I have the time of my life Learning to enjoy at my leisure, all the simple pleasures And so I happily conceive, this i...

TIPTOE THROUGH THE TULIPS (Al Dubin/Joe Burke) Charted in 1929 by Nick Lucas (#1); Jean Goldkette (#5); Johnny Marvin (#11); and Roy Foz (#18) Charted at # 17 ...

Tiptoe through the window By the window, that is where I'll be Come tiptoe through the tulips with me Oh, tiptoe from the garden By the garden of the willow tr...

Mr Gasoline man, please give me some gas My tank is almost empty, so fill it fast If you will just fill her up, I promise you this I'll put a tulip in your hair...