No horizon is obscured by the clouds Settlements make nary a sound And there were black birds singing and fish floating on the sea While the bells of the buoys ...

Did you not grant quarter to the daemon, giving treatment to its wounds? And would you not consider it unnatural to be born outside the womb? We eagerly await y...

I was told a story while I warned them of the sky And I could see no good reason why the old man woulda lied Oh, he looked to be about as strong as a fish And I...

After defying the grip on the hangman's noose And recovering my cognizance, Spun the compass North by Northwest And took Liberty out for a long slow dance Took ...

Ribonucleic acid freak out, the power of prayer Long halls of science and all the lunatics committed there Robot Lords of Tokyo, SMILE TASTE KITTENS! Did you no...

This was always the last place I expected to be Once upon an apocalypse So better make the most of it So I said to the horsemen Have a Coke and a smile So I sai...

I don't know, but I've been told I'm about twenty-four Earth years old and come my next birthday it'll be a quarter century I don't know, but I have heard a gno...

Airstreams tethered together like silver sleeping oxen All the best locations are located on the margins Suited for telescoping the interstellar scene It's a me...

(Fallon, Gaster, Maines, Sult) Everything gonna be all-right I went deep down into that river now I rose up I felt that sun beat down upon this sinner's face I ...

If you thought it was boring in Jordan Then come out here for a day And by the way, the name is Marcus But if you like, you can call me Sensei Well the emperor ...

Oh Abraham Lincoln, carried across the street Oh Abraham Lincoln, carried across the street The assassin, the coward, Shot him in the head The assassin, the ser...

Mistress of ices Stygian Skater Scribing devices Dancing on sabres So very relentless Counting the sheep Electrical fences Americans leap Paramorpheus Somnambul...

(Fallon, Gaster, Maines, Sult) Listen up you stinking maggots, it seems you just don't get it Well I've been appointed to inform you, your days are numbered You...

(Fallon, Gaster, Maines, Sult) Captain America, where are you now? Minuteman, please show me how To wash this blood from my hands, make it go away The evils of ...

Hold the presses Mikey! Hot news on the wire! Hundreds see an image of a Guinness drinking choir Celebrities and cameras are headed to the scene While president...

Temptation of Indulgence Divides and conquers my mind An elegy for fading youth Welcome to mankind If you provide the spleen Then I'll provide the ideal If I pr...

As through a glass darkly you seek yourself, But the light grows weak while under Yggsdrasil A basket of eggs may you count your days Though your gut lies fille...

Norman the Mormon hears the doorbell ring But inside they're not answering Peering through the window, to his surprise, The door flies open, "Come inside!" "I a...

Off the shore of Laborador The crew labored to bilge the hold The stern it floundered in the shoal The bow bucked up like a bronco The crew was strong 'til Capt...

(Fallon, Gaster, Maines, Sult) The fog is rolling in, The tide is high Diane's as fat can be, Aye, Captain, aye The guests seem more than pleased, How is the wi...

The fog is rolling in, The tide is high Diane's as fat can be, Aye, Captain, aye The guests seem more than pleased, How is the wine? We shall be underway On the...

Yeah Can't funk with the feel Or with the other three This mother load Comin' atcha, all 3D's We got big news The party boat is here The band is kicking And I s...

Perhaps it's just the way the light falls But everything looks like a target to me And I don't know where the gun is But I'm certain that it's pointed at me And...

"In Sauget, Illinois there is a club called Pop's. It's on a lawless piece Of land with 24 hour strip bars and an O.T.B. I once went into the O.T.B. Facility an...

VERSE They came marchin down the street in robes, In the spirit of Spanish Inquisition Guitars and trombones, Mechanical monkeys make good musicians Streets ur...

A kaleidoscope program Is functioning so beautifully Fire up all the primary engines Calculate projected nexus OH! Take a good plane and shave off all the edges...

Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in Lobsterbacks attack the ...

Haha haha! Mmhmm mmhmm Haha haha! Mmhmm mmhmm Haha haha! Mmhmm mmhmm Haha haha! Mmhmm mmhmm So tell me, when you took a practice scholastic aptitude test, Did y...

Uh ha ha, ha ha Uh mmm mmm, mmm mmm Uh ha ha, ha ha Uh mmm mmm, mmm mmm Uh ha ha, ha ha Uh mmm mmm, mmm mmm Uh ha ha, ha ha So tell me When you took the Practic...

"Some say Johannes Trithemius was a magician. Others believe he disguised His science and steganography inside a magical guise as an example of it's Practical a...

Will you be entertained by beast and knives? Vital mentalisms will blow your minds! Cthulu's red headed step child, quite the precocious babe We like to keep it...

Well, all right There are women in Cypress Grove And if they catch you, you don't go home So get to booking and don't look back A one way ticket on a two way t...

Old John Brown left Kansas before the blood had dried And as he rode his head did shine like the sun in mid-July In a tiny farm house by Brunswick piano He warm...

Well, my senses are sharpened I'm half in the bag I got a Cheshire smile and A five cent rag Day of the jackalope Abandon all ye faithful Abandon all ye hope ...

Dig a slow hole to China Like a Bangkok miner No turn un-stoned I tremble Hold my candle's handle Mama always said "You better come home" Stuck in the mud Dug a...

If knee-deep in cat nip At the old icebox I recommend you whistle And give the box three knocks Should you be so lucky To hear whisperin' It is an invitation Fo...

(Fallon, Gaster, Maines, Sult) Scientific progress All too real Dialectic nonsense All unreal Dial in the sands Droid on the Moon Lead into gold One cousin remo...

Now all will be sanctified And now all will be purified And now all will be rectified And now all will be rectified And now you will be purified So you writhe i...

Under dogwood blooms Knits widow on her loom Eating peaches & cream Observe her haunting melody You've got an easy breezy wind at your back Most of the time If ...

Behold the man, a living example In his likeness sacred profane Behold the man, what I have done? The path to hell is paved With least resistance But those less...

(Fallon, Gaster, Maines, Sult) Once again I'm denied my joy Once around the stump then twice across the ceiling, now eight times over Miss October is out for me...

Like a fly to doo doo You need me like a bird needs wings Or little bunny fufu who needs to bop the field mice So all the kids can sing They call me El Jefe El ...

Well you made me weap And you made me moan When you caused me to leave, child My happy home But someday baby You ain't gonna worry my life Anymore I get satis...

(Fallon, Gaster, Maines, Sult) Then against my better judgment I went walking out that door I smiled at one person then I nodded to three more One man asked me ...

(Fallon, Gaster, Maines, Sult) If it would disappear If it would disappear That Which Does Not Kill You Makes You Stronger Take a big bite of my sweet addiction...

The fog is rolling in, the tide is high Diane's as fat can be, aye Captain aye The guests' seem more than pleased How is the wine? We shall be underway on the b...

How would you like to go bobbing for apples the shape of fish? Throw a coin into the well, close your eyes and make a wish? How would you like to dine A la Fra...

How would you like to go bobbing for apples the shape of fish? Throw a coin into the well, close your eyes and make a wish? How would you like to dine A la Fran...

What kind of ugly are they talking about? It's just straight up cold evil What kind of nonsense are they going on about? Do they suffer from the fever? Nothing'...

The leather soles go shuffling in, Stinking of smoke and ten cent gin Now who will toast our noble host that has this morning given up the ghost? The wooden co...

I graduated in 1993 I never demonstrated much of my ability I was a good boy but I was much too smart for my own good Teachers said I was gifted and quite talen...

Sun eyed dandelion, Seen you garden gnomes gone pass by? Small one wear a pointy red hat The big one he just that he real fat If you see them please tell them w...

If knee-deep in catnip At the old icebox I recommend you whistle And give the box three knocks Should you be so lucky To hear whisperin' It is an invitation For...

I'm going down that gravel Gonna take the right hand road I'm going down that gravel Gonna take the right hand road And I ain't stopping till my baby's home Tha...

(Fallon, Gaster, Maines, Sult) Won't you come over and stay for a while Take a seat, have a drink, we'd have a nice time Turn on the TV I believe it's prime tim...

Organ grinder's henchmen shaking their coins in time- "Guild of Mute Assassins will convene at a quarter to nine" Behind the court house atop a scaffold stands ...

Ain't no doubt Jesus sees us Acting foolishly on American Band Stand Agog with spastic baskets, the latest fashions Here I am, here I am, here I am But that chi...

Rise now my son You were suffering from a horrible dream So mend your ways before they tear you by the seams You're not the first and not the last So take this ...

Rise now my son You were suffering from a horrible dream So mend your ways before they tear you by the seams You're not the first and not the last So take this ...

(Fallon, Gaster, Maines, Sult) We have been waiting and it has begun So humble thyself, and hold thy tongue We have been waiting and it has begun Prostrate your...

Oh, I seen him walkin' On down that road He got a broken push cart With a heavy load Oh, Lord have mercy Upon my wicked soul Ah, he looked right at me With his ...

Not as much but with such intensity I'd like to be what they would not want me to be I like to cram their chivalry inside their guts I'd like to leave it all be...

(Fallon, Gaster, Maines, Sult) Like Marlon Brando, but bigger You'll find that creature at the bottom of the deep down Susquehanna River This one I had stood ri...

Who's the man who stole fire for the people? Who causes trembling in the bones of evil? Who carved a mountain into a cathedral? I am immortal Half-blind and spi...

(Fallon, Gaster, Maines, Sult) Justification, the means are the end Doctrine and dogma, I will not relent This world a garden in need of such weeding This world...

I have suffered For your sins But now is when My fun begins If I hit you, Turn your cheek You are righteous, But you are weak "Orgy-Porgy, Ford and fun Kiss the...

Above there is no ending For the Vodka spinning Mir All that is is passing And now is never here So keep on raging You frenzied pioneers No time for the wringin...

SHE TALK'S ALONE LIVIN' A DAY DREAM OF HAPPIER DAYS WITH NOTHING BUT BLUE JEANS SHE LOCKS ALL HER DOORS DOWN AND PULLS ALL THE BLINDS DOWN EXPECTING HIM HOME SO...

I'm gonna move to the outskirts of town Where none of your friends are hanging around That's right, I'm gonna move to the other side of town Where none of your ...

Daedalus, your child is falling and the Labyrinth is calling Renegade heaps, humanity abandoned Bower of the vowels, you lit them and fanned them Mercury, the ...

Silver women on the OMNI magazine They got the future precisely laid out as I need That Lux Aeterna sound is so frightening Holding hands with Lucifer is never ...

Fine swine, wish you were mine Bite the apple of my eye This little piggy never made it home Helter skelter, run for shelter Can't escape the boiling swelter Be...

In a city of crooked alleys, Crookeder women and wicked men Dim lamps in the rumor mill Suspicious kith and unkind kin Haruspectre General Sleeping soldiers in ...

Please allow me to adjust my pants So that I may dance the good time dance And put the onlookers and innocent bystanders into a trance Give disease so the swine...

If I can't win, Then I will multiply You cannot oppose What you can't recognize Drop down, drop down, All the angels sing Drop down to all fours Like an ape, li...

Every last blind pulled when I walk down the street The only sound I hear is my tired heartbeat Sometimes I feel just like a motherless child This place once h...

"Some people don't like politics in their songs. I don't either. But some Characters loom so large in our lives that they are fair game to be used as Fodder for...

(Fallon, Gaster, Maines, Sult) Went to the five and dime, bought myself a copy of Time, and on the cover was a woman that I knew when I was excavating in the mo...

I know we came here to get our good times on Hold the whole world in our hand and greet the dawn with open arms So make a contribution if you have been amused B...

They landed in Manhattan With rifles and hatchets Screeching 'bout the living dead Eatin' all the fodder Like there wasn't a tomorrow As they feared, how they f...

I been working, one eye dollar, Bye and bye, Lord, bye and bye I been working, one eye dollar, Bye and bye, Lord, bye and bye I got the plans to the Oval Offic...

Won't you open up the border To rivers running green, green, green, green, green I have kilo loads of plastic To trade for pumpkins seeds, seeds, seeds, seeds, ...

Went out the back of Halifax All the way to Virginia, Fairfax It wasn't weird enough So I went west to Oregon All I, All I wonder While I run Is what's, is wha...

(Fallon, Gaster, Maines, Sult) My father was Black, my mother was Decker Believe me my friend, it doesn't get any better Than rack and pinion reasoning, add a l...

(Fallon, Gaster, Maines, Sult) You put me in the clutches of sin Making me a burning specimen Of worn animosity, just to aspire Leaving absolutely nothing behi...

Diplomatically, emphatically deny Any prior knowledge shape or kind You don't know nothing about a Russian hooker Some bloke broke in and straight up took her W...

Born with a moustache and a supernova, tossed off the cliffs of Dover Washed up on a far away shore in the arms of the daughter of the Buffalo Mamma said he was...

Warmed up my motor, swindled the promoter Took the lunatics for a ride And a little voice inside my head sayin' Rosemary baby, I got the thyme Suffering madness...

Oh, but to just dance on steel, the Sky Pulaski way By the fires of Elizabeth, never cease to amaze So hats off to the industry's casualties Tra loo tray lay Oh...

I walk wherever the weather provides 'Cause everybody needs some time outside Gimme no lip and I'll tell you no lies Mmm hmm, mmm hmm, mmm hmm, mmm hmm Hey fell...

I was eating dinner at the table with people from the music industry They asked me if I liked it in "The City" I said I liked it better in the country The label...

Rapture of Riddley Walker Went to the doctor, to see what could be given He said, “Sorry, but you've got to do your own livin'” Went to the pastor, to hear wha...

Rats over the dishes Rats over the dishes Please tell me what the ratties say Please tell me what the ratties say Rats over the dishes And God was certainly a g...

Pan-amoebic algebra, breed bizarre bacteria, what to do, oh what to do Africanized killer bees, alabastar dieties, milk from spoons, sip milk from spoons Within...

What's the matter brother, does the drought got you down? (Open up the bomb shelter, sweep it on out) Sing to the ocean in the afternoon haze, Up the iron pilla...

You look so good while you're riding On your pterodactyl Storming castles with abandon And rainbows by fistfuls Now lets go dancing madly backwards While on a s...

(Fallon, Gaster, Maines, Sult) In the north they call us Rebels, In the south they call us Yankees, Because every other sucker's born to do the hokey pokey With...

The killers, scylla, and the limping fool all beggars play by the beggar's own rules On sea of destruction All right A sea destruction Blackest jackets of their...

(Fallon, Gaster, Maines, Sult) Tin shacks and catfish bones have been about all I've ever known The junebugs rattle and roll all around the old maypole Thunder ...

Oh I ain't joking when I'm telling ya That while in the Yakima Digging up them thunderegg stones Well, we cracked them wide open The mountain started smoking An...