Ouch, Ouch, Ouch It's time for me to say this, Addressing all you guys, Except for all the drag queens, Who deserve a nobel prize But the straight guys, They do...

It was my boyfriend's family not something crazy He took me to meet his old Granny Then something phased me She's not like most elderly She kept glaring from be...

There's a virus Spreading over the whole nation And to my mom's dismay There isn't a vaccination Every morning I wake up and need my fix Of Kevin and Joe Jonas...

Looking out the window as it rains My stomach rumbles I'm hungry for some brains Nobody understands, my pain Everyday at school I walk down the hall I flash a s...

I ain't baby-sitting I ain't baby-sitting I ain't baby-sitting You crazy, woman? I ain't baby sitting Oh, hell no She had six implanted embryoes after givin'...

They always ask me Lady Gaga what's your race? I only tell 'em I'm from a faraway place Christina Aguilera looks like she could be my sis But when she's driving...

Start: Young lady that is not allowed We must make Tom & Katie proud Millions of years ago, the alien Xenu Collected all his people, and then He threw all aroun...

I've always had A thing for Star Trek Conventions I need a man with a comic book collection Lord of The Rings Is my favorite type of Role Play Don't want an Ar...

Looking out the window As it rains My stomach rumbles I'm hungry for some brains Nobody understands My pain Everyday at school I walk down the hall I flash a ...

Everybody needs my creations Everybody needs my clothes A beautiful melody My face between your toes Even it's doomsday You won't have to dismay When the world...