There's gonna be a Freaker's Ball yes yes tonight at the Freaker's Hall Ha ha yeah and you know that you're invited one and all C'mon babies grease your lips gr...

Alimony alimony I work till my fingers are bloody and boney Me oh my oh goodness sake I'm paying for my mistake She calls it alimony alimony yeah you single men...

In the Grandville greyhound station in the lightly drizzlin' rain Sittin' on my suitcase goin' quietly insane all about you babe all about you All about you and...

(Hey the truth might hurt so I'm tellin' you now that you better not ask me) Hey you better not ask me where I been all night Why my eyes are shinin' and my spi...

Hey dragged up my holly and I pull it to a town for the bigtime Hey rig down the road I tore 'em down I'm a bigtime I wheeled right in them swinging doors Out t...

My daddy left home when I was three, And he didn't leave much to Ma and me Just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze Now, I don't blame him cause he run...

Oh the changing of the seasons it's a pretty thing to see And though I find this balmy weather pleasin' There's the wind come from tomorrow and I hear it callin...

The Moon she is a pretty girl who lives up in the stars And that old cloud he's a great old man who loves her from afar He loves her from afar When Lady Moon sm...

He'll be comin' down the road at the break of day His head thrown back and his guns tied low He's comin' after Jinny wants to take her away but I ain't gonna le...

One two three four five six seven eight hey baby you're a little too late I'm standin' on the outside lookin' in at you on the inside Lookin' out at me on the o...

Well hey Miss Go-Go won't you stop for a minute Cause the song you dance to it got somethin' in it There's a lotta things those long funny words can teach ya Ye...

Here's the half-finished painting of a girl that I started last December Here's the first three pages of my novel bout I don't really remember Here's my Martin ...

Well breakfast black coffee one slice of dry toast no butter no jelly no jam Lunch just some lettuce two celery stalks no booze no potatoes no ham Dinner one ch...

Well I was sittin' up in my crane leftin' boulders in the rain Can't get promoted no matter what I do Ah when the forman he comes around and he yells up from th...

Yes my dear I must admit that one time I might did (And if you grow wiser for me experience) Yes my dear I grew wiser in many ways and the thing I learned most ...

Unwind my mind oh baby drain my brain Unscrew my head take a part of my heart Scrape away the pain and start all over again I tell you baby I don't understand ...

(Okay now years ago I wrote a song called A Boy Named Sue and that was okay And everything except then I started to think about it and I thought It is unfair I...

As I walk down to Bishop Street I met a girl who smiled so sweet Now she was young and pretty too And on a string she walked with a thing called the Floobie Doo...

Goodnight little houseplant asleep on the sill I'll pull the shades so you don't catch a chill And tomorrow in the morning don't be breaskfast for two We'll hav...

Yeah they call me Grizzly Bear got long black grizzly hair Walk down the street and everybody stop and stare Ohohoh well I'm wild and wooly and free And so you'...

Well on a Monday I'll be slingin' hash Tuesday I'll be collectin' trash And on a Wednesday I might be tendin' bar Thursday I'll be the guy who parks your car On...

Yeah hoodoo voodoo lady cast up your voodoo vision Let me know where did my baby go where did my lovin' baby go Hoodoo voodoo lady shake your black cat tooth an...

No I can't touch the clouds for you I've never reached the sun for you I've never done the things that you need done for you I've stretched as high as I can rea...

Oh yes boys play it sweet for me I was sittin' in my basement I'd just rolled myself a taste of Somethin' green and gold and glorious to get me through the day ...

Well now I once knew a woman listen while I tell you all about her yeah And the first time I seen her I knew I couldn't live without her Well now she swore she'...

Now I'm warnin' all you women don't stand too close to me cause you might catch fire Now you're talkin' to a man in a whole other kind of bag Well I'm three par...

So you heard there was a spark of love that I have for you You come back to kill it like you always do You found it weak and tremblin' hangin' on just by a thre...

Now if I can't be your hotdog lemme be your little weiner Baby if I can't be your regular man lemme be your in betweener And if I can't be your human torch lemm...

She's a liberated lady and she's looking out for herself And she don't need your protection and she does not want your help And if you're lookin' for some prett...

You may be lookin' for me but I ain't lookin' for you I'm still lookin' for myself and I ain't got time to look for nobody else When I found who I am and where ...

Oh ever since my masocistic baby went and left me (she had left you a kiss) I got nothin' nothin' to hit but the wall (poor wall) She loved me when I beat her (...

(There was a time when people talked said with their mouth How they talk and it doesn't mean a thing it's called the modern talk) Now picture the scene the da...

Walk into a restaurant with chicken on my mind Look at the menu I want roastbeaf and wine A waitress comes up I order baked beans and bread Oh when she brings i...

Never bite a married woman on the thigh oh my Cause she just can't rub it off no matter how she'll try And when she gets home at night her man will ask her why ...

Everybody says I'm paranoid they all think I'm crazy They all smile to my face but they'd like to see me die They put poison in my coffee they put ground glass ...

Oh if you read in the papers that she's been seen A gettin' in an out of some millionare's long custom made limousine She may fool you with her smile but I can ...

(I'll tell you a story of silly young king Who played with the world at the end of a string But he only loved one single thing and that was just a peanut butte...

Haha I kissed Polly goodnight haha as we stood at her front door Now she's quite a proper lady so I didn't ask for anything more But haha I was feeling oh so gr...

Rings of grass crowns of flowers they're gone gone gone gone Furs that I woven of whispering hours gone gone gone gone She's gone away where the rings are real ...

Oh Sahra Cynthia Sylvia Stout would not take the garbage out She'd wash the dishes and scrub the pans cook the yams and spice the hams And though her parents wo...

There was a group called called Scum of the Earth And they say they got their birth In a basement bar on Greek Street down in Soho The bass man he smoked grass ...

Hey boys you know once I was took in by a girl with a twinkly eye And the first time that I wasn't lookin' she run off with a handsomer guy oh my But I'm an ing...

Oh they won't let us show it at the beach no they won't let us show it at the beach They think we're gonna grab it if it gets within our reach And they won't le...

Well I've told you someday I'd have a lotta money And you would see me grinnin' from ear to ear Look in my pocket this ain't gabbage that I'm foldin' baby Oh oh...

Someone ate the baby it's rather sad to say Someone ate the baby so she won't be out to play We'll never hear her whiney cry or have to feel if she is dry We'll...

Did you hear bout Stacy brown (no we didn't but we'd like to) He had every chick in town (no he didn't but he tried to) He had looks he had class do anything to...

Now I was hangin' round Nashville writin' songs and playin' 'em for all of the stars Watchin' 'em laugh and hand 'em back livin' on hope and Hershey bars So I p...

Ko-we-ha Gemini Jim taw Scorpio Salo Taw sejno-nej-o-to-kono o-ha-na-shi-te-saw There was Gemini Jim and Scorpio Sal they was livin' by the Golden Gate Freezin'...

Hey when I was a lad in fishing town an old man said to me You can spend your life your jolly life just sailing on the sea Now you can search the world for pret...

In the laid back California town of sunny San Raphael Lived a girl named Pearly Sweetcake you probably knew her well She'd been stoned fifteen of her eighteen y...

Handsome guys get girls that are pretty Other guys make it cause they're clever and witty But the only love I ever got I got out of pity cause I'm the ugliest m...

Yeah yeah now this song is a warning yes folks a warnin' against the danger A very very economy a social fibre mortal turpitude haha national security And frien...

Ain't the snow fallin' just a bit deeper these days Aren't they building the stairs a bit steeper these days And the town's really changin' in so many ways time...

Well I've been spendin' my life lookin' for a shoulder To rest my head when the nights get colder But the days are gettin' longer and I'm gettin' older Been lon...

Well it wasn't too very long ago you know some folks walked with a hi-dee-ho And other folks walked around kind of low Sayin' Yowzah and Sho nuff and Yassuh bos...