I like this girl so much. She's always on my mind. We have an awesome time. We never crossed the line. She don't wanna mess-up the friendship. "Friendsies" I'm ...

Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends. Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end. Help me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts,...

Girl, I know you left me, But there was something I forgot to show you Baby girl, you left me Oh no! We broke up It's been a while since we last spoke, but I n...

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She looks like sex, sex, sex, sex She looks like sex, sex, sex, sex She looks like sex, sex, sex, sex Sex Sex, sex She looks like sex Sex, sex Oo-ooh She look...

I've always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous, So I wrote a song about it and it goes a little something like this I think I love you more than the Jap...

It was the first day back to school Cuttin' up in class Acting like a tool Friends are rollin' in We started talkin' about the summer Dj Saw "twilight" BUMMER! ...

We like them girls with functioning vaginas Functioning vaginas Functioning vagina-ginas We like them girls with at least two limbs At least two fuckin' limbs ...

I don't know if you're aware, but your kids suck ass If you need someone to whip 'em then, ha... just ask 'cause They ain't as perfect as you say they is They a...