No on comes thru lately All my friends are flaky x 2 We should hang out sometime is a played out gesture Promises, promises hollow drunken pester We are over ...

Hey, ey, ey, ey, ey Those steps are deadly Narrow and straight up unfriendly Sometimes we live and we learn, don't we If I fell What would catch me Not a safet...

I swear, I put my foot in my mouth Too much for comfort, a car without a bumper What's wrong with me I got my eyes in my head But the mind doesn't work, kick me...

The fire in her eyes, is murderous and mean She tried to take me out with porcelin spoons and figuerines Lucky I have been that she weighs in at a measly buck-1...

I can't believe it, I just don't understand You're wearing a tupac t-shirt but you're talkin' like a ku klux klan Man, when will you get it? Used to be a friend...

Long ago, when people discovered fire And thru the snow, people got frozen and tired All I know, is not that much has changed Cuz, everyone everyone everyone st...

Well here's a story open books can't tell And it's a story that we know so well Just like the crocodile hunter caught snakes The same thing happens with our han...

The more flowers you grow The more spiders will come And they've gotten all plump from eating all summer long The days are getting shorter and the leaves begin ...

Everyone occupies my time I need some rest and some relaxation All this weight it gonna bust my spine Why does always rain on me when the sun shines Ain't it fu...

Hyprocricy pays in ample wages And honesty screws you on a thousand stages So what you gonna do when, your train comes thru You better think twice before you th...

The sound of the streetsweeper's a noise I used to hear back when I was unemployed On and on and off again Like a slave when to stop and where to begin Beatin' ...

Relatively speaking, I can't speak what's relative Water hose with a thumb stuck in it and sand inside my head I never learned the california shmooze, held me b...