• Hell-Spor
  • Hello Mabel
    You know, people may say that it will never do But I can't help the way I feel when I'm with you Hello Mabel, are you able to come out today? It's a lovely day...
  • Hunting Tigers Out In Indiah'
    With big hungry tigers Table manners have no place Dear dear dear no Dear dear dear no Dear dear oh dear no After they have eaten you They never say their grac...
  • Keynsham
    Lipstickgleam Hexachloraphene Cling cling the ring Clang clang she sang It's tragic magic There are no coincidences But sometimes the pattern is more obvious L...
  • Rhinocratic Oaths
    After his second wife passed away, Percy Rawlinson Seemed to spend more and more time with his alsatian Owl. His friends told him "You should get out more, Perc...
  • Rockaliser Baby
    Rockaliser Baby (hmm hmm) Rockin' round the town (hmm hmm) Don't you realize, my friend You're bringing everybody down? Rockaliser Baby (hmm hmm) What's goin' ...
  • Sport
    Let's go back to your childhood [echo]... The odd boy lay down by the football field Took out a slim volume of Mallarme. The centre-forward called him an imbec...