You've been havin some laughs At your own expense Thinkin bout champagne With your back to the fence Well you've been swingin And missin Time after time Well yo...

Twilight in the upper deck You can't hear a sound Watchin as that big ol' Orange ball goes down First came shock, then came More shock At the losses of those so...

No doubt the new ballpark's gonna be perfect Best of each vintage all rolled into one They'll never call this old park one of the greatest Nor complain real lou...