I can tell by the pie on your tie you're an American, well so am I! Hi bub, How are ya? How do ya' do? And while we're on the subject And while we're on the sub...

(Android Sisters:) Porgy Tirebiter! He's a spy and a girl delighter, Orgie Firefighter! He's just a student like you If you're looking for a Captain of the Ring...

You gotta jump down, spin around! (Huhn!) And pick a bale o' Dacron You gotta jump down, spin around! And pick some Nylon, too! [whipcrack] Agggh!

(Also heard on the Nick Danger "Yolks" video) Intro: When you can't stand the pace In the Big Rodent Race 'Come on in where it's safe Where the menu is tref ...

(source: From "Big Book of Plays", page 62-63) Choir: We're marching, marching to Shibboleth, With the Eagle and the Sword! We're praising Zion 'til her death...

We're bringing the war back home Where it ought to have been before! We'll kill all the bees And spiders and flies And we wont play in iceboxes lying on their s...

We're bringing the war back home Where it ought to have been before! We'll kill all the bees And spiders and flies And we wont play in iceboxes lying on their s...

It's candied apples and ponies with dapples you can ride all day! It's girls with pimples And cripples with dimples that just wont go away ! Its spics and wops ...