Debra Kadabra, say she's a witch, shit-ass Charlotte, aint that a bitch? Debra Kadabra, haw that's rich June, a rancho granny, Shook her wrinkled fanny Shoes a...

Mark Volman (vocals) Howard Kaylan (vocals) Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds) Aynsley Dunbar (drums) George Duke (keyboards, trombone) Martin Lickert (bass) ...

When I'm dancing with Deseri All the boys are jealous of me I'm as happy as I can be Oh, Deseri I will never be untrue I will never ever make her blue She'll n...

Mark Volman (vocals) Howard Kaylan (vocals) Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds) Aynsley Dunbar (drums) George Duke (keyboards, trombone) Martin Lickert (bass) ...

[includes quotes from Midnight Sun (Hampton/Burke/Mercer), The Battle Hymn Of The Republic (Steffe/Howe) and Billy The Mountain] [Vinyl spoken intro: Tower Th...

[includes Charles Ives and The Jelly (only the CD mix)] MOO-AHHH MOO-AHHH MOO-AHHH Lowell: Years ago in Germany when I was a very small boy, zere was a lot of...

Frank zappa (guitar, vocals) Ralph humphrey (drums) Sal marquez (trumpet, vocals, vocals) Tom fowler (bass) Bruce fowler (trombone) George duke (keyboards, synt...

(MOI) [Tully Gymnasium, Florida State University October 9, 1970] Back [] a hundred years ago There wasn't anyway you can go down here in Florida Mississippi [...

Frank Zappa (lead guitar) Ian Underwood (alto saxophone) Bunk Gardner (tenor saxophone) Motorhead Sherwood (baritone saxophone, snorks) Buzz Gardner (trumpet, f...

Give me Your dirty love Like you might surrender To some dragon in your dreams Give me Your dirty love Like a pink donation To the dragon in your dreams I don...

Disco boy! Run to toilet and comb your hair Disco boy! Pucker your lip, and check your shoulders, 'cause some dandruff might be hiding there Disco boy, your th...

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ike Willis (guitar, vocals) Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals) Warren Cucurullo (guitar) Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals) Peter...

[includes a quote from Tico-Tico no Fuba (Zequinha de Abreu)] [Pauley Pavilion, UCLA, California August 7, 1971] Ballen von Zecken Und alten Sporthemden, Spo...

[Guitar solo from Drowning Witch Hammersmith Odeon, London June 18-19, 1982 FZ CUSTOM STRAT Ray White rhythm guitar Steve Vai stunt guitar Tommy Mars keyboard...

[Guitar solo from Black Page Parco Redecesio, Milan July 7, 1982 FZ CUSTOM STRAT Ray White rhythm guitar Steve Vai stunt guitar Tommy Mars keyboards Bobby Mar...

You are you gotta tell me something I mean, seriously, I'm tellin' you this is the first time that any of my girlfriends and I have ever met anybody really from...

Dee-goo-pee-oo-poo Ta-dan! Bad Conscience: Does this kind of life look interesting to you? Night after night, dinners with Herb Cohen Thrill-packed, fun-filled...

Mark volman (lead vocals) Howard kaylan (lead vocals) Ian underwood (woodwinds, keyboards, vocals) Aynsley dunbar (drums) Don preston (keyboards, mini-moog) Jim...

AY-YEAH . . . AY-YEAH . . . AY-YEAH . . . AY-YEAH . . . La la la la la wee-ooo (Ay!) La la la la la wee-ooo (Woo-pah!) Bom-bop-bom bom-bom-pa-paw,. Bom-bop-bom ...

Jim gordon (drums) John guerin (drums) Aynsley dunbar (drums) Ralph humphrey (drums) Jack bruce (bass) Erroneous (bass) Tom fowler (bass) Frank zappa (bass, lea...

FZ: Ladies and gentlemen, Watch Ruth! All through this film Ruth has been thinkin': "What can I possibly do That will amaze everyone?" I think she's come up wit...

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals) Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals) Ike Willis (lead vocals) Peter Wolf (keyboards) A...

Dreamed i was an eskimo Frozen wind began to blow Under my boots and around my toes The frost that bit the ground below It was a hundred degrees below zero An...

Doreendon't make me wait Til tomorrow Oh-wo-no-oh-wo Please darling Let me love you tonight An' it'll be awright Youcan't make me say I don't want you Oh-wo-no...

Registered mailspecial delivery OH NO You're gonna hafta sign fer this, buddy OH NO I know you're in there, ya little sumbitch OH NO Goddam little communist *(w...

Once upon a time, a record company had A&R people in it who would take a chance, make a decision, use their gut reaction, sign a group, and see what they could ...

Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier) Steve Vai (guitar) Ray White (guitar, vocals) Tommy Mars (keyboards) Chuck Wild (piano) Arthur Barrow (bass) Scott Thunes (bass...

There's a ship arriving too late To save a drowning witch She was swimmin' along Tryin' to keep a date With a Merchant Marine Who told her he was really rich Bu...

Drums are too noisy, you've got no corners to hide in So when she's beating him over the nose with a tire iron and then we both jump away and disappear and the...

A moon beam through the prune in june Reveals your chest I see your lovely beans And in that magic go-kart I bite your neck The cheese I have for you, my dear I...

Whoever we are Wherever we're from We shoulda noticed by now Our behavior is dum And if our chances Expect to improve It's gonna take a lot more Than tryin' to ...

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) George Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals) Tom Fowler (bass) Ruth Underwood (percussion) Jeff Simmons (rhythm guitar, vocals...

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals) Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals) Steve Vai (rhythm guitar, vocals) Warren Cucurullo (rhyth...

Dreamed I was an Eskimo The frozen wind began to blow And my momma cried And my momma cried Don't be a naughty Eskimo Watch out where the huskies go and don't ...

Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) George duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals) Tom fowler (bass) Ruth underwood (percussion) Jeff simmons (rhythm guitar, vocals...

Eddie, are you kidding? I've seen you on my TV Eddie, are you kidding? The people always ask me I saw your double knits I thought they were the pits You threw ...

Electric Aunt Jemima Goddess of Love Khaki Maple Buckwheats Frizzle on the stove Queen of my heart Please hear my plea Electric Aunt Jemima Cook a bunch for me ...

Elvis has just left the building -- Those are his footprints, right there Elvis has just left the building -- To climb up that heavenly stair He gave away Cadi...

Sometimes when you're not looking he just sneaks up on you He looks like a cheap sort of flying saucer about five feet across with a snout-like megaphone appara...

Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals) Ian Underwood (alto saxophone, piano) Bunk Gardner (tenor saxophone, clarinet) Motorhead Sherwood (baritone saxophone, tambourine) ...

Evelyn, a modified dog Viewed the quivering fringe of a special doily Draped across the piano, with some surprise In the darkened room Where the chairs dismaye...

Performed by: The Heartbreakers Every time I see you Whenever you walk by, I want to hold you Darling, please let me try Darling, I love you, I really do Darli...

The clouds are really cheap The way I seen 'em thru the ports Of which there is a half-a-dozen On the base of my resorz You wouldn't think I'd have too many Sin...

Get on your feet an' do the funky Alfonzo! Father Vivian O'Blivion Resplendent in his frock Was whipping up the batter For the pancakes of his flock He was look...

Act I SCENE FIVE THE WET T-SHIRT CONTEST After a few weeks on the bus, being porked by Toad-O's road crew, and being too exhausted to do their laundry on a re...

Find her finer, sneak up behind her, unwrap like a mummy 'til you finally unwind her Find her, blind her, see who designed her, act like a dummy 'til you finall...

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals) Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals) Steve Vai (rhythm guitar, vocals) Warren Cucurullo (rhyth...

Flakes! Flakes! Flakes! Flakes! They don't do no good They never be workin' When they oughta should They waste your time They're wastin' mine California's got t...

George Duke (keyboards) Dave Parlato (bass) Patrick O'Hearn (bass) James "Bird Legs" Youman (bass, guitar) Terry Bozzio (drums) Chester Thompson (drums) Chad Wa...

She was the daughter of a wealthy Florentine Pogen Read 'em 'n weep Was here adjustable slogan She was a debutante daisy With a color-note organ Deep in the st...

Hey Punk, where you goin' with that flower in your hand? Hey Punk, where you goin' with that flower in your hand? Well, I'm goin' up to Frisco to join a psyched...

Spider: Flowing inside out creates neutral energy Now, that makes the light get thick Then you've got this converter, and what that does, is, it takes this real...

"Food Gathering In Post-Industrial America, 1992" When the last decrepit factory has dumped its final load of toxic waste into the water supply and shipped its ...

Janet ferguson (vocals) Sal marquez (vocals) Mike altschul (woodwinds) Earl dumler (woodwinds) Tony "bat man" ortege (woodwinds) Joanne caldwell mcnabb (woodwin...

[Guitar solo from Whippin' Post (Allman) Civic Center, Atlanta, Georgia November 25, 1984 FZ CUSTOM STRAT Ike Willis rhythm guitar Ray White rhythm guitar Bob...

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals) Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals) Steve Vai (rhythm guitar, vocals) Warren Cucurullo (rhyth...

It was September, the leaves were gold That's when our hearts knew that story untold We were young lovers, strolling near The fountain of love, founttain of lov...

give me your dirty love like ya might surrender to some dragon inyour dreams give me your dirty love like a pink donation to the dragon in your dreams i don't n...

Frogs with dirty little lips Dirty little warts on their finger-tips Dirty 'n green Tiny 'n mean Floppin' around By the edge of the stream Frogs with dirty lit...

Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier) Steve Vai (guitar) Ray White (guitar, vocals) Tommy Mars (keyboards) Chuck Wild (piano) Arthur Barrow (bass) Scott Thunes (bass...

[includes a quote from Wooly Bully (Domingo Samudio) and part of the leather conversation] [Guitar solo from Inca Roads Hamersmith Odeon, London February 18, ...

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ray White (guitar, vocals) Steve Vai (guitar) Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals) Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals) Ed Ma...

Frank Zappa (lead guitar) Ian Underwood (alto saxophone) Bunk Gardner (tenor saxophone) Motorhead Sherwood (baritone saxophone, snorks) Buzz Gardner (trumpet, f...

Howard: Yes, ladies and gentlemen, coming to you direct from high atop the Konrad Adenauer Inn Just a short forty five minute rocket flight, from where Cape Can...

Ray collins (lead vocals, harmonica, tambourine, finger cymbals, bobby pin, tweezers) Jimmy carl black (drums) Roy estrada (bass, guitarron, boy soprano) Elliot...

[Guitar solo from Let's Move To Cleveland Bismarck Theater, Chicago, Illinois November 23, 1984 FZ CUSTOM STRAT Ike Willis rhythm guitar Ray White rhythm guit...

Hob-noblin Wit de goblin De Goblin Girl From da mystery world Hob-noblin Wit de goblin She's black 'n green 'Cause it's Halloween Raggedy black Is the way she...

Mark Volman (vocals) Howard Kaylan (vocals) Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds) Aynsley Dunbar (drums) George Duke (keyboards, trombone) Martin Lickert (bass) ...

Frank Zappa (guitar, dialog) Mark Volman (lead vocals, dialog) Howard Kaylan (lead vocals, dialog) Ian Underwood (woodwinds, keyboards, vocals) Aynsley Dunbar (...

We must say good-bye There's no need for you to cry It's better that I tell you this tonight Our affair has been quite heated You thought I was what you needed ...

Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier) Steve Vai (guitar) Ray White (guitar, vocals) Tommy Mars (keyboards) Chuck Wild (piano) Arthur Barrow (bass) Scott Thunes (bass...

I'm gonna tell you the way it is And I'm not gonna be kind or easy Your whole attitude stinks, I say And the life you lead is completely empty You paint your h...

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals) Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals) Ike Willis (lead vocals) Peter Wolf (keyboards) A...

[Kensington Palace Hotel 1st script reading of "200 Motels" January 18, 1971] Mark: Howard, he's right! Ha ha ha! Howard: I know he is, you might as well admi...

[includes a quote from Do You Really Want To Hurt Me (Hay/Moss/Craig/O'Dowd)] [FZ synclavier Arthur Barrow synth bass programming Chad Wackerman drums] Ensem...

[Kensington Palace Hotel 1st script reading of "200 Motels" January 18, 1971] Howard: It's him, he's watching us! Mark: You think he heard us? Ian: I've been ...

And if these words you do not heed Your pocketbook just kinda might recede When some man comes along and claims a godly need He will clean you out right through...

[includes an excerpt from Hands With A Hammer and part of the leather conversation] [Berkeley Community Theater December 5, 1980 engineer: Tommy Fly FZ lead ...

Help, I'm a rock Help, I'm a rock Help, I'm a rock Help, I'm a rock Hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah Ay-yo ee-ow-ee-ow-ee Veni-ma-no too mah Veni v...

(Leaving in fifteen minutes, Frank I've never been underwear!) Funny (Fantastic! The world were meant for you Hey men, anyone checked out that show that's on ca...

Frank Zappa (guitar) Lowell George (guitar, lead vocals) Roy Estrada (bass, vocals) Don Preston (keyboards, electronics) Buzz Gardner (trumpet) Ian Underwood (a...

Well, I'm goin' to Chicago That's the last place my baby stayed (Hitch hike) Hitch hike (Hitch hike, baby) I've got my bags all packed and ready Gonna leave thi...

Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals) Ian Underwood (alto saxophone, piano) Bunk Gardner (tenor saxophone, clarinet) Motorhead Sherwood (baritone saxophone, tambourine) ...

Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals) Ian Underwood (alto saxophone, piano) Bunk Gardner (tenor saxophone, clarinet) Motorhead Sherwood (baritone saxophone, tambourine) ...

Honey honey Baby don't you want a man like me Honey honey Baby don't you want a man like me He was the Playboy Type (he smoked a pipe) His fav'rite phrase was "...

Deranged Fan: RIGHT NOW! FZ: Good evening, ladies & gentlemen, welcome to The Mothers Of Invention Extravaganza for Sydney, Australia, 1976 And tonight featuri...

WILLIE THE PIMP I'm a little pimp with my hair gassed back Pair a khaki pants with my shoe shined black Got a little lady walk the street Tellin' all the boy ...

Frank Zappa (guitar, lead vocals) Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals) Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals) Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals) Alan Zavod (k...

[includes a quote from King Kong] [Guitar solo from Hot-Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel Civic Center, Atlanta, Georgia November 25, 1984 FZ CUSTOM STRAT Ike ...

You ain't nothing but a hound dog Crying all the time You ain't nothing but a hound dog Crying all the time You ain't never caught a rabbit And you ain't no fr...

When I won your love, I was very glad Every happiness in the world belonged to me Then our love was lost and you went away Now I shed my tears in lonely misery ...

Performed by: Baby Ray & The Ferns -(You dirty fink!) Hey Baby, What's the word? Hey Baby, Have you heard? What's the latest? How's your bird? How's your brot...

Ray Collins (lead vocals, harmonica, tambourine, finger cymbals, bobby pin, tweezers) Jimmy Carl Black (drums) Roy Estrada (bass, guitarron, boy soprano) Elliot...

Ain't got no heart I ain't got no heart to give away I sit and laugh at fools in love There ain't no such thing as love No angels singing up above today Girl I ...

I come from nowhere And you should go there Just try it for a while The people from nowhere Always smile Their eyes are all frozen over The sides of their face...

(Zappa/Watson) [Basic track: soundcheck c 1981-82 Johnny "Guitar" Watson lead guitar & lead vocals FZ guitar, vocals Ike Willis guitar?, vocals Steve Vai gui...

Frank zappa (guitar) Tommy mars (keyboards, vocals) Arthur barrow (bass) Vinnie colaiuta (drums) Terry bozzio (vocals) Dale bozzio (vocals) Ray white (vocals) I...

I have been in you, baby And you Have been in me And we Have be So intimately Entwined And it sure was fine I have been in you, baby And you Have been in me An...

Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ray white (rhythm guitar, vocals) Eddie jobson (keyboards, violin, vocals) Patrick ohearn (bass, vocals) Terry bozzio (drums, ...

Louis: Ah, I wish Motorhead would come back Oh wow, Motorhead Motorhead Where are you Motorhead? Roy: He's probably getting eaten by one of those ponies L...