• (Leo-You'
  • (Leo Me Be Your) Dirty F*Cking Whore
    My darling the stars, they shine for you My darling the birds twitter for you My darling my heart skips a beat Whenever I think of you And under this moonlit sk...
  • (Let Me Be Your) Dirty Fucking Whore
    My darling the stars they shine for you My darling the birds [whistling] twitter for you My darling my heart skips a beat Whenever I think of you And under a mo...
  • 100 Fresh Disciples
    They tried to assassinate me, can't get past my shield Got a hundred fresh disciples learnin' how to kneel What I ain't got, they beg borrow steal They're my h...
  • 204 Bell Street
    Only three front doors, long dusty hall, living room, dining room, shower and the kitchen Two set of stairs, five bedrooms, a junk room, a sewing room, a toilet...
  • 45
    [Approximately] Alright sir, here we go, what are we going to give [???] On twenty-five gonna give me thirty dollars thirty make it thirty bid on thirty-five an...
  • All By Myself
    All by myself Still here the way she left me I'll buy myself Some shit to get me through this day Skipped off to play with someone else Skipped off to play wit...
  • All Of Them Ladies
    All of them ladies in their Summer dresses Driving me crazy with their Second wind All of them ladies in their Summer dresses Driving me crazy with their Heroi...
  • Amorous
    Baby's gone away for several days And I'm awake and I'm amazed I haven't shaved I haven't bathed And I'm dismayed to say I caved To all I'm craved I've misbehav...
  • Best Friend
    You threw my clothes out in the street, just made it easier to walk out that door You did the talk shows, preachin' everything you thought to be true I think I'...
  • Blacklamb
    Chinese girl with knee-high socks Spanish hips, she's Italian She's a blacklam Mmm, she's a blacklam She's a berry, she's a quince She's a mango, she's a rambu...
  • Butter My Arse With A Pigeon
    What is it that gives a pop record that special something, that extra touch that makes it a hit and lifts it to the dizzy heights of the top of the top ten? As...
  • Butter My Ass With A Pigeon
    As the monster truck speeds up to pass, I find myself alone with you at last Now there's a little somethin' that I forgot to ask: if you got the pigeon, I got t...
  • Came Home
    I only miss you on my down days, I don't know if that's selfish Don't know what I want from you, But I'm lost, I miss your sarcasm and your affection I see your...
  • Chase The Dragon
    I brought back a souvenir All the way from Kampuchea A plastic bag up my ass And soon the goods will all come to pass I sell the seeds of misery I've got a dea...
  • Cocus Islands
    Chunky chunky ripitup now, chunky chunky ripituh Chunky chunky ripitup now, chunky chunky ripituh Chunky chunky ripitup now, chunky chunky ripituh Chunky chunky...
  • Coon Hunt
    I walked out on the front porch an' I hollered An' them dogs An' them dogs An' them dogs come out from under the house barkin' An' them dogs An' them dogs com...
  • Criminal Past
    So what exactly are you saying? You'd like to live your life between the sheets There's no destination The hours getting way past getting late Defy the public o...
  • Drug Sex
    Like punch drunk fighters, we stumble through the streets Kissin' in the hallways We're strippin' and we're slidin', we're fallin' to our knees Wrestlin' throu...
  • Drugsex
    Like punch drunk fighters, we stumble through the streets Kissin' in the hallways We're strippin' and we're slidin', we're fallin' to our knees Wrestlin' throu...
  • Final Word
    I don't see why you need them, really I don't see why you need them Our aim is to give the public honest melody and honest price Honestly paid for and honestly...
  • Franks Love Theme
    Sometimes it's best to give an old dream a rest Huh, hnh, huh, hah Huh, hnh, huh, hah Huh, hnh, huh, hah Huh, huh, huh, h-h-h-huh Let's go! (?) Huh, hnh, huh...
  • Free & Easy
    I'm going to the beach I like to do the swim I am especially good At the butterfly Here are my flipper Here are my goggles too Hear my barnacles Have you got bu...
  • Free And Easy
    I'm going to the beach I like to do the swim I am especially good At the butterfly Here are my flipper Here are my goggles too Hear my barnacles Have you got bu...
  • Full Moon
    I got washed up on an island in Memphis I got wasted in a Longbeach bungalow I took out your assassins on a plateau drunk with poison I'm hell-bent on doing the...
  • Girl Of My Dreams
    the girl of my dreams is giving me nightmares i found her on tv now i see her everywhere she's got style she's got violent ways about her she's got me so that i...
  • Gulf Kont
    Let's get it all together now How to play golf I'll give you one tip (?) How to play golf I'll give you one tip (?) Hit the ball away from you (swing!) The ba...
  • Gun To You Head
    Hold the gun to you head Hold the gun to you head Hold the gun to you head Hold the gun to you head Hold the gun to you head and pull the trigger Put your han...
  • Hollywood
    I seen ya lately, hangin' out in hollywood I dig ya baby, i'ld samba wich ya if I could And one day maybe, i'll shake it wich ya And one day maybe, i'll shake i...
  • Horny Blond Forty
    Horny blonde forty shaved sexy Wants to do it all day Wiv a gun-totin' trigger-happy tranny Named Kikky Renae She digs pop masturbation music Windsurf piss in y...
  • Horny Blonde 40
    I'm in the Poodelabra Lounge, it's Pinky Beecroft and friends Horny blonde forty shaved sexy wants to do it all day Wiv a gun-totin' trigger-happy tranny named...
  • Horny Blonde 40 (Portishead Remix)
    Horny blonde forty shaved sexy wants to do it all day Wiv a gun-totin' trigger-happy tranny named Kinky Renae Digs pop masturbation music windsurf piss in your ...
  • Horny Blonde Forty
    Horny blonde forty shaved sexy Wants to do it all day Wiv a gun-totin' trigger-happy tranny Named Kikky Renae She digs pop masturbation music Windsurf piss in y...
  • I Dance Electric
    Take me to your car I don't know you but I want to come out with you I had some cocaine I think I got an extra line for you I dance electric You can talk about...
  • I Wanna Start The Third World War
    I wanna start the third world war It's just what we've been waitin' for It'll free the hungry and the poor, yeah I wanna start the third world war It will crea...
  • I'm Not Afraid Of Romance
    When the sunshine hits your eyes You'll find me there And I'm not afraid of romance Although you've just walked in to crash my life Your smile is saying somethi...
  • Im Not Afraid Of Romance
    When the sunshine hits your eyes You'll find me there And I'm not afraid of romance Although you've just walked in to crash my life Your smile is saying someth...
  • Isaac Or Fuzz
    I'd like to find out about a song I heard last night at a disco party and it goes something like this: der der der der, der der der der der der der der, der de...
  • Issac Or Fuzz
    I'd like to find out about a song I heard last night at a disco party and it goes something like this: Der der der der, der der der der Der der der der, der der...
  • Just B'coz
    I see a shape in the crowd I turn to know where you are But all around me's the stench of high density housing The stereo's listening to me And I'm being watch...
  • Leopards
    I-I-I-I've been thinking 'bout floodbank levies We've been talking 'bout floodmark risin' Next time you go screechin' 'bout float-feed I'll take steps to make y...
  • Line Of Silver
    Take a line of silver, take a line of coke Take a line of silver, take a line of coke Take a line of silver, take a line of coke Take a line of silver, Don't f...
  • Little Cutie
    Hey there little cutie, you're a beauty, you look like fun to hang around Hey there little cutie, don't be moody, don't be moody, take my hand, we're going out ...
  • Llamas vs Big Ears
    This song is about the night I was watching a documentary about Aztecs, and realised that llamas can walk up steps without help She had really big ears Not the...
  • Many Words
    and I want him to grow up casual, like his dad (?) You've got some men [???] the ladies But thenI'm not for that, right, I'm for the ladies So I'll go there an...
  • Manywords
    and I want him to grow up casual, like his dad (?) You've got some men [???] the ladies But thenI'm not for that, right, I'm for the ladies So I'll go there an...
  • Mintee
    Mintee is my good girl (Mintee's going and I'm not) It doesn't do to walk It doesn't do to walk away, Mintee (Mintee's going and I'm not) (Mintee's going and I...
  • Mojo Pumpin'
    I got the joint I got the joint jumpin' Oh baby, got my mojo pumpin' I got the joint I got the joint jumpin' Oh baby, got my mojo pumpin' I got the joint I got ...
  • Mojo Pumping
    I got the joint I got the joint jumpin' Oh baby, got my mojo pumpin' I got the joint I got the joint jumpin' Oh baby, got my mojo pumpin' I got the joint I got...
  • Mouth
    She is a financier Employed me for a year I clean her office shine her chandelier I'm risking my career I took us for a beer I'm wondering where do we go from ...
  • Mutha Fukka On A Motor Cycle
    I'm a mutha fukka on a motorcycle (She's a mutha fukka on a motorcycle) Oh, I'm a mutha fukka on a motorcycle (She's a mutha fukka on a motorcycle) Oh, I'm a mu...
  • Mutha Fukka On A Motorcycle
    I'm a mutha fukka on a motorcycle (She's a mutha fukka on a motorcycle) Oh, I'm a mutha fukka on a motorcycle (She's a mutha fukka on a motorcycle) Oh, I'm a mu...
  • My Ex Girlfriends Boyfriend
    This is a song I wrote by mistake Which is nice My ex-girlfriend's boyfriend's got a band He writes love songs about her, and from what I understand He's the e...
  • Not Afraid Of Romance
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8!! Let it all out!! Let it all out!! When the sunshine hits your eyes you'll find me there And I'm not afraid of romance Although you've just a...
  • Physical
    Bueno (?) [???] Just for you (?) I'm saying all the things that I know you'll like Making good conversation I gotta handle you just right You know what I mean ...
  • Pooganara
    pooganara is fat she shat in her humpy yeahhhhhh yeahhhyeahhhh it was brown and black and there was a bit of rat at the black cause pooganara eats rats and t...
  • Positive Song
    This is a positive song, It's all about what is right, not what is wrong And it's supposed to be nice, There'll be no mention of human sacrifice This is a posit...
  • Pull Over
    I got some money- he knows a guy, A cat across town under a Brooklyn sky Twenties of blow right over the bar, Cool your jets- it ain't that far So ride on, ride...
  • Pussy Town
    I like lips and eyes and mouth and smooth soft skin I got long fingers - gonna draw you in So put on my moan and take off your clothes Slide down slow beneath y...
  • Qweeny
    (see if you can do what the next song tells you to) (i was havin' a really good time and you fucked it up, baby I like the way yr hips ride those curves This br...
  • Raunch
    Now ladies and gentleman, witnessing the one and only original king of roll 'n' roll Tell him he's just a [???] This is your solo performance And you're living...
  • Ride The Back Of An Angry Pig
    Ride the back of an angry pig Don't understand arithmetic Some join in, get a sweat Others don't get into it Ride the back of an angry pig Ride the back of an...
  • Rollercoaster
    You're like a rollercoaster, toast ya in a big four-poster bed You're such a puddin' I shouldn't I couldn't I'm a gorilla in a wooden keg Cruise around town wi...
  • Sick With The Taste
    Now he's sick with the taste of The sound of airbrakes sends a shiver down my spine Those gilded ladies on the mudflap slide I'm workin' bug-eyed on the late s...
  • Slide On
    You declare I'm still in love, Yet love is all I have to give Easy come, easy go, That's the way I live I never call a man my home, So many I've embraced I've l...
  • Smile
    Every time I see you smile I forget what it was that I had to file Under what it was I had to say Hang on, let's start again Every time I see you smile I forg...
  • Snake Oil
    Remove the roadblocks that hold you back Create prosperity and success in your life Develop better business skills and become a successful achiever Release more...
  • Start Running
    Well I got no excuse for the way that I strayed from the birdhouse, And I've taken abuse from the birds that I left behind Now I find myself rattlin' chains on ...
  • Stoner
    She should call me, I should phone her, But I'm too shaky, And she's a stoner I'm so friendly, She's a loner, I'm on eccy, She's a stoner I haven't got it I hav...
  • Summer
    I got a friend in Jesus, he's got a friend in me He's a bit hung up on god, but we've agreed to disagree Sometimes when I'm feeling frisky, call you up at home ...
  • Summer Scene
    I've got a friend in Jesus, he's got a friend in me He's a little hung up on God, but we've agreed to disagree Sometimes when I'm feeling horny,I call you up at...
  • Take It Slow
    Do, do do do do do Take it slow On a fragment of melody Take it slow And you'll find your way back to me Take it slow Get out your music & dance with me Get o...
  • The Distance
    Reluctantly crouched at the starting line Engines are pumping and thumping in time The green light flashes, the flags goes up Churning and burning, they yearn f...
  • The Girl Of My Dreams
    The girl of my dreams is giving me nightmares I found her on tv now i see her everywhere She's got style she's got violent ways about her She's got me so that i...
  • The Girl Of My Dreams (Is Giving Me Nightmares)
    The girl of my dreams is giving me nightmares I found her on tv, now I see her everywhere She's got style, she's got violent ways about her She's got me so that...
  • The Growing
    Beautiful mind, beautiful mind Beautiful mind, oh my, Hold my hand and I, Hold my hand and I, Hold my hand and I go blind Beautiful mind, beautiful mind, Beauti...
  • The Mirrorball's Starting To Rock Mk Ii
    I'm drinking wine in the morning I just can't seem to stop Snorting blue collar gak from a black hooker's arse The mirrorball's starting to rock The mirrorball'...
  • These Days
    Don't remember where I slept last night, But I've woken up with you again in my head I don't know if that wrong or right, But it's something that I do too much ...
  • Throw Me On The Bed
    I've been sittin' on my own, dreaming of your fingertips So i've been using my own while I'm rehearsing my hips I've got a bottle of beer and i'm a long way fro...
  • Trouble Maker
    There's a scream & a shout I know what that's all about Get in the limousine baby My trouble maker Long cigarettes short skirt fishnets Get in the limousine bab...
  • Unsent Letter
    I try to talk to you And can't get past the weather The friend I thought I knew Found somethin' somewhere better So I'm hangin' on your line Thought we could sp...
  • What The Fuck
    You could be in movies- be a star of stage and screen You could get old and lose your leg to gangrene, or you could be a sports hero, the champion of the champi...
  • What You Got
    I been to Spain I been to Rome I been to Madagascar What you got gets me hot I been to your place, I'm in my home I been to Madagascar What you got gets me hot ...
  • Wot U Got
    What? Say what? Wot u got I bin to Spain I bin to Rome I bin to Madagascar Wot u got gets me hot I bin to your place I'm in my home I bin to Madagascar Wot u ...
  • Yankeez
    and that was when hegot his first guitar The Yankeez are coming! Yankeez are dandy! Ya- Ya- Yankeez Yankeez Ya- Ya- Yankeez Yankeez Ya- Ya- Yankeez Yankeez Y...
  • You've Ruined All My Favourite Songs
    Now that I've finally got you home, I don't know what I'm doin' here Now that we find ourselves alone, I've got an urge to disappear, And maybe that's my shynes...