• A Fa-You'
  • A Farmer's Boy
    Ive gone in for farming, I like the life, mixed up with sows and rams So much time I share, with the animals there, Im beginning to baa like a lam The air is so...
  • A Lad From Lancashire
    No matter where I go, London, Paris, Mexico Anywhere on Earth, they know my place of birth I met a girl from London when she sat on Blackpool Pier, She said she...
  • All Going Back
    Now its funny where some women live who sing upon the stage They live in places where theyve never been Theyll rave about the roses that are growing round the d...
  • American Medley
    The sun shines bright in my old Kentucky home tis summer, the darkies are gay The corn tops ripe and the meadows in the bloom, While the birds make music all th...
  • Andy The Handy Man
    Now Im a jack-of-all-trades, as busy as a bee Should anything need fixing, just get in touch with me If your water cisterns frozen, or the babys face turns blue...
  • As The Hours and The Days And The Weeks
    He loved her and she loved him but her chance mighty slim Of ever getting married to her man Theyve been courting years and fixed the wedding day She was two ho...
  • Auntie Maggie's Remedy
    Now there's all sorts of medicines that you can buy No matter what ailment youve got But I know a special one you ought to try Youll find it's the best of the l...
  • Auntie Maggies Remedy
    Now theres all sorts of medicines that you can buy No matter what ailment youve got But I know a special one you ought to try Youll find its the best of the lot...
  • Bell Bottom George
    Now I can guess that some of you are wondering at my navy blues Or how I came to be – oh a sailor on the sea You may think that I'm too daft to know what's forw...
  • Biceps, Muscle And Brawn
    Why am I forgotten, by the girl I love, because my clothes hang on me like a sack I know I'm not athletic and look a bit pathetic, and wear most of my chest upo...
  • Blackpool Rock
    Every year when summer comes round, off to the sea I go I don't care if I do spend a pound, I'm rather rash I know See me dressed like all the sports, in my bla...
  • Chinese Laundry Blues
    Now Mr Wu was a laundry man in a shop with an old green door He'll iron all day your linen away, he really makes me sore He's lost his heart to a Chinese girl a...
  • Do De O Do
    In modern music some clever guy has started a brand new craze A fellow must put Do De O Do into all he sings or plays Now some may think this foolish but I'm no...
  • Hindoo Man
    Over there in India a Hindoo resides smoking his hoakam all day Opium and bits of rope and fag ends besides, a wise man from the East Whitechapel way He's got a...
  • I'd Do It With A Smile
    When I used to find troubles come my way I always wished they wouldn't stay But I'm not so sure since you came along Whether I was right or wrong If you ask me...
  • I'm Shy
    I'm just dumb, the words won't come, my tongue I cannot find, I feel so scared, I've never dared, to say what's on my mind Why can't I, tell you the way I feel,...
  • Keep Your Seats Please
    There's a catchword getting all the craze, it's the latest phrase, Everybody says: hold tight keep your sets please No one knows just why it first broke out, wh...
  • Leaning On A Lamp Post
    Composed by George Gay) I'm leaning on a lamp, maybe you think, I look a tramp, Or you may think I'm hanging 'round to steal a motor-car But no I'm not a crook...
  • Noughts And Crosses
    I'd rather play noughts and crosses with you Than go to the pictures or the zoo I'm very daft at dancing, at moonlight or romancing I'd rather play noughts and ...
  • Talking To The Moon About You
    I'm a lucky son of a gun, I can't believe that it's true That this lucky son of a gun, found somebody like you I think you must know the man in the moon, Up in...
  • The Emperor Of Lancashire
    I've got a feeling it's my lucky day, come on fellers I'm on my way, I'm going right up to the top of the tree, so come right in and have a drink with me It won...
  • They Laughed When I Started To Play
    Now when I learned to play the ukulele, I used to practice day and night My pals all roared as I fumbled at a chord, But I couldn't get the darned thing right ...
  • When I'm Cleaning Windows
    Now I go cleanin' windows to earn an honest bo For a nosy parker it's an interestin' jo Now it's a job that just suits me A window cleaner you would be If you c...
  • With My Little Ukelele In My Hand
    Now everybody's got a crazy notion of their own Some like to mix up with a crowd, some like to be alone It's no one else's business as far as I can see But ever...
  • You're Everything To Me
    I sometimes sit and wonder just why I am able, to get the lucky breaks I do I'm luckier than Roosevelt, or Nuffield or Gable, they've never been in love with yo...