I'm sitting by the phone Another Friday night all alone You said you'd call at 10 Now I'm watchin' Letterman Oh girl, oh girl I keep on checking the line My p...

Everyday I go to school I always wonder why girls don't wanna go out with a geeky chess club guy My mom said I'm good looking, she said girls would come my way ...

Commercial soft drink girl, will you be mine? You drive me crazy, hit me baby one more time Why don't you suck me, just like you suck that straw? Commercial so...

I see you with your Daisy Dukes on and I thought to myself you are the one I wish I had the balls to say something to you but instead I said nothing at all You...

I like the way you move I like the way you talk I like the way you groove I like the way you walk My mind is always on you And I can't stop thinking When I am a...

The first step is to see a hot chick You gotta think that she's the one to pick You stare at her tits and look into her eyes Before you know it, you love her mo...

Chapter one, here's the first mistake treating girls like gold from the very first date If you become their friend that's all you'll ever be Chapter two, here'...

Seems like it happens everyday minding my own business when some girl starts a conversation "She must be into me" Things are going great until I hear that same...

I hate your girlfriend she's such a bitch I wanna kill her and slit her wrist She took your freedom she took your life You may be single but she's your wife ca...

I like to listen to songs about girls, they brighten up the day Politics and twenty dollar words, that's just not my way Everytime I see a beautiful girl she ha...

We saw each other that one night suddenly everything in the world was right There was only one thing left to do figure out how to get rid of you You think we're...

Jen, oh Jen Oh yes I really really like you Jen Oh Jen, oh Jen Oh yes I really really want you Jen I really really like you Jen Why can't we be special friends...