• 1, 2, 3 Slam!!!
    Okay, here's the story about my mom and dad One was white One was black I bet you think you're glad I'm a half breed, my skin is fair yet tan I don't know what ...
  • 1, 2, 3slam!
    Okay, here's the story about my mom and dad One was white One was black I bet you think you're glad I'm a half breed,just look at me, my skin is fair yet tan I ...
  • 1-2-3 Slam
    okay, here's the story about my mom and dad one was white one was black i bet you think you're glad i'm a half breed, my skin is fair yet tan i don't know what ...
  • 1-2-3-4
    give me a gun give me a gun cause cause bombs and guns are really fun i've lost my job my moneys gon live like a slo i've got no home only streets to roams liv...
  • 123 Slam
    Okay here's a story about my mom and dad, one was white and one was black, and I bet you think you're glad I'm half breed just look at me, my skin is fair yet ...
  • 7 T's
    dancing round in circle staring at the sky spending hours on a corner trying to hitch a ride your girlfriend is filthy and stoned out of her mind she hasn't had...
  • A Date With Destiny
    every time i look at your face it makes me want to taste it makes me want to taste it every time i look at your face, it makes me want to rip my heart right out...
  • A Day at Office
    Out in the backyard yesterday Trimming the hedge while the neighbors kids were in pool The power cord got a little close to waters edge and sent 10,000 volts do...
  • A Day At The Office
    Out in the backyard yesterday Trimming the hedge while the neighbors kids were in the pool The power cord got a little close to water edge And sent 10,000 volts...
  • A Nice Place To Visit
    I take a look around think of places I have been there really aren't too many I would like to see again I've been to 30 8 of 50 states most of them I'd shut dow...
  • Abort Mission
    it's friday night, I've got a date with this vegan girl Katee you know I really like her style smile, style oh, I love you, Kate but you've gone too far you won...
  • American Made
    well, I got myself a new car of course it's 44 years old it's currently not running but it's worth its weight in gold it's colored prim(er) but it's all min(er)...
  • April 29th, 1992
    April 26th, 1942 There was a riot on the streets Tell me where were you? While you were sittin' home watchin' your TV While I was participating in some anarchy ...
  • Asshole
    I don't like the things you like And you don't like the things I like She don't like the things they like So who the fuck is really right See a skinhead at a sh...
  • Baker's Dozen
    Oh my god I'm confused I wanna go punk But there's way too many rules Pardon me Mr Punker I'm looking for some insight On the core that's right for me Tell me p...
  • Bakers Dozen
    oh my god i'm confused i want to go punk but theres way to many rules pardon me mr punker i'm looking for some insight on the core that's right for me tell me p...
  • BBB
    hatred is okay disobey disobey i'm fucking pissed break somthing today always look pissed don't dress nice don't be helpful carry a knife never think positive g...
  • Big Pink Dress
    howdy folks its me again got a message to convey im so confused whats to lose I think I might turn gay on the day my bitch left she said "stick in your rear" sh...
  • Black Enforcers
    we run with the night everybody knows we run with the night we enforce in the night everybody knows we enforce in the night black enforcers we enforce by the ni...
  • Born In The USA
    go fuck your system I'd rather die than support your terrorist war leave it alone you levy your tax deny me a jo fucking cops harrassing me just tell me why why...
  • Bruce Lee Vs The Kiss Army
    So, you think you're kung fu's pretty good, eh? I want to fight your brother Him, against me Let's kung fu!! The smoke is clearing you can see Peter and Paul St...
  • Bruce Lee Vs The Kiss Army (LIVE)
    so, you think you're kung fu's pretty good, eh? i want to fight your brother him, against me let's kung fu!! the smoke is clearing you can see peter and paul st...
  • Bruce Lee Vs. The Kiss Army
    So, you think you're kung fu's pretty good, eh? I want to fight your brother Him, against me Let's kung fu!! The smoke is clearing you can see Peter and Paul St...
  • Bullshit
    Bullshit, bullshit, full of shit Bullshit, bullshit, full of shit You can't say ten words Without telling a lie You always bullshit Bullshit gets you high Whe...
  • Camp Fire Girl #62
    She's got the healing powers of medicinal marijuana And she feeds herself the same ole crap she feeds to her iguana And she won't go to the bar God forbid that ...
  • Can I Borrow Some Ambition?
    Well i'm starving for attention And i'm looking for perfection And my only opposition Is my lack of motivation But i'm looking for an in But i'm pissin' in the ...
  • Cant We All Just Get Along (At the Dinner Table)
    Welcome everybody to my table Don't be shy, man, grab a seat C'mon, it's time to eat, dig in Frejoles de TJ, sushi from Japan Weenies from America Don't forget...
  • Capitalizing From Plump Mistakes
    Foolish thing to ponder, a more foolish thing to do I'm pretty fuckin' glad that I'm not you I know she was expecting, ah, we'd get married anyway A house, nice...
  • Carp
    Time: it's always there but not on my side Time: it ticks and ticks as my life passes Time: it's time to go to work and go to school I see a fucking problem her...
  • Casserole Of Life
    Im Gonna bake today Try a new recipe Throw out a new apron Move over bacon here comes something meatier The versatile diversity of casserole is similar to livi...
  • Chaps My Hide
    A wet suit rash, tight pants re-hash Oh, I forgot to wipe It's warm outside, a pony ride A drive across the country side A side of flan, a marathon The pork's ...
  • Chicken Box
    Hey blood come around Come check out my part of town I want to see you there tonight But in my neighborhood You know the chicken's good I want to see the black ...
  • Chicken Box (LIVE)
    hey blood come around come check out my part of town i want to see you there tonight but in my neighborhood you know the chicken's good i want to see the black ...
  • Chug-A-Lug Night
    ERIK NEEDS TO CHECK THIS there was smoke on the water a little fire in the sky if i hear that song one more time i'll stick a fork right in my eye another roun...
  • Con Especial
    I kinda had a crush on you you even said "I love you too" she said, I've got no place to go you fuckin lied about your birth control I don't want a baby and my ...
  • Contagious
    (chorus) One look at you is so contagious One kiss and mononucleosis Like a pit bull bite or staring at the sun One look is all it took to notice One kiss and y...
  • Contribution
    My restitution to society means stay away And equals empty grants of time The cleansing of a conscience brought by petty empathy Helps well to do's sleep throug...
  • Derek
    Can't you see That I'm not straight edge You can tell By the look in my eye I hear that shit you preach It's so far out of reach You meaningless X's Don't cry ...
  • Derek (LIVE)
    can't you see that i'm not straight edge you can tell by the look in my eye i hear that shit you preach it's so far out of reach you meaningless x's don't cry i...
  • Diamond Studded Bumble Bee
    mt rushmore is my favorite monument the goldsteer is a gorgeous restaurant golden tan and a latin accent cowboy boots and cologne what is this a gift for me? a ...
  • Disneyland
    Get pissed, you suck I know your kind I know the system I know it's not so fine I know the bees, I know the rains I know that logging can kill Oh, well, let's j...
  • Disneyland (LIVE)
    get pissed, you suck i know your kind i know the system i know it's not so fine i know the bees, i know the rains i know that logging can kill oh, well, let's j...
  • Do The Hustle
    Hey, how did everybody get in my room? it's saturday, another perfect day till I hit the boardwalk headed toward the peir you're fucking gay! fuck you! get outt...
  • Encyclopedia Brown
    Complimentary, is an homage I will pay mediocracy, is the mantra of our time nihilism, instability within we won't be pacified we brake to olive branch sick cow...
  • End on 9
    Sometimes I let things get me down People tell me that I've got no future Not this time, I'm gonna prove them wrong I'm gonna screw them all and beat the system...
  • Flacidism
    Got no life, got no ambition I've got autism Where I'll be in ten years Nobody knows and nobody cares I've seen the sign "Don't feed the bears" I'm waging war ...
  • Food For Thought
    I just want to eat some pills Little ones big ones get my fill Don't matter what kind cause I'll be buying them Up or down I rely on them Little red ones Quay ...
  • Food Storage
    I started drinking at a quarter to 4 half past eight I'm out on the floor I saw her walking right in I said keep on goin man I don't give in next thing you know...
  • Foot-Long
    (chorus) I want to give you all of my foot long Unwrap my hot dog and place it in your bun Vacation without sun Cop without a gun That's what she told me So I g...
  • Gar-bage
    Real life was never like this The door opened as I fell trough Minds of man like piss Learning is a thing of the past The door has opened and closed I'm locked...
  • Gar-bage (Gar'bij) A Perfect Example Of Uninteresting Poetry
    Real life was never like this The door opened as I fell trough Minds of man like piss Learning is a thing of the past The door has opened and closed I'm locked...
  • Gar-Bage , A Perfect Example Of?
    Real life was never like this The door opened as i fell trough Minds of man like piss Learning is a thing of the past The door has opened and closed I'm locked...
  • Gas But
    go to the store, but a pack there's 12 tortillas neatly stacked next thing you know, grab some beans stuff that shit right down your jeans we run, we hide your ...
  • Gas Out
    go to the store, but a pack there's 12 tortillas neatly stacked next thing you know, grab some beans Stuff that shit right down your jeans We run, we hide Your ...
  • Generous Portions
    Over indulgence A pick me up for when I'm feeling down A cold one with a line to face the day OK My dealers house is always on the way I say Increase my potent...
  • Ghost
    Digging graves in my living room Red roses in full bloom A hanging lamp floats down the hall I believe in ghosts Though ghosts I never see Ghosts are in my hous...
  • Give Me A Gun
    Give me a gun cause cause bombs and guns are really fun I've lost my job my moneys gone live like a slo I've got no home only streets to roam live so alone I'm ...
  • Gods Kingdom
    I was down on my luck tired or working for my bucks So I bought a one way ticket on a 40 foot long bus This can't be happening to me I think It just a dream Hal...
  • Gold
    I think I've been infected with the flu Once again bordems got me feeling blue Sometimes in this live you've got to cut the crap Sit down for my rights cuz I do...
  • Good Friday
    thank you for the easter bunny sitting at my door it wasn't made of chocolate but it shit right on my floor thank you god for christmas trees return the gifts f...
  • Guadalahabra
    the town that i grew up in la habras what its called i knew a guy named sluggo webol head rolo guy crook and ron the west side was the one side full of pride s...
  • Gusto
    Chorus: Well I'm going for the gusto No not because I'm supposed to It's a well-known fact No I'll never look back Gonna have another beer Yeah I'm going for th...
  • Guttermouth
    on a tuesday afternoon, my mum came in my room and said get the fuck up out of bed, and get a god damn jo so i told her hey fuck you mum, and i threw the phone...
  • Happy Loving Couples
    [Originally by Joe Jackson] Happy Loving Couples I've just been to see my best friend He's got another girl Says she's just about the best thing In the whole d...
  • High Balls
    imagine my friend that the well has run dry the bar keep resigns cause there won't be more rye trade lies with your mates then you have a good cry it's finally ...
  • Hit Machine
    Let's try and be positive here for a minute, shall we? can you dig brother's and sisters? I'm talking about we're here to spread joy throughout the world with o...
  • Hopeless
    Seventeen and hopeless and I don't care just want to get laid and drink some beer no responsibility, nothin to do I can do anything I put my mind to born in thi...
  • Hot Dog To The Head
    (chorus) hot dog to the head did you hear what i just said right before you go to bed you get a god damn hot dog to the head (repeat chorus) (repeat chorus) ...
  • Hot Dog To The Head (A Hot Dog Is A Food Not A Penis So Get It Right Or Pay The Price)
    (chorus) hot dog to the head did you hear what i just said right before you go to bed you get a god damn hot dog to the head (repeat chorus) (repeat chorus) (re...
  • Hypocrite
    See you at church and I see you at school Say that you live by the golden rule But, look again, it's all a lie You're a hypocrite, and I don't know why You're a...
  • I Have A Dream
    hey hey, todays my lucky day Puff was taken out by snoop dog and Dr Dre hey hey a plane went down today the entire cast of Friends found floating in the bay fuc...
  • I Read It On A Bathroom Wall In Reno
    (chorus) i'm so bored get on board i'm so bored get on bored to those who write on shithouse walls and roll their poop in little balls rock and roll is here t...
  • I Saw The Light
    Sometimes I find I can't do the things to keep you Out of my mind I need a drug To help me forget you You can't deny this from me My pride I finally realized t...
  • I Won't See You In The Pit
    Listen to me it's a 100 degrees And still you've got your leather jacket on To be in vogue who cares if the heat is on I know it sure looks nice Take over from ...
  • I'm Destroying The World
    Hey mark it's fourth and goal Why don't you get your dad a beer And do us all a favor Get your punk ass out of here Dear i think our son's retarded He likes to ...
  • I'm Punk
    I'm a chick with no tits I'm a mess Always been so fond of you do you like the way I dress? Look like hell all 7 days Got no tits that's why I say My parents ar...
  • Jack La Lanne
    Blame it on La Lanne When something goes wrong That sweatsuited scapegoat For the exercising bom Put the blame on Jack La Lanne He's our man My lawn turned yell...
  • Jamie's Petting Zoo
    I've had my pet Since I was nine years old I loved him and fed him But one day he attacked I knew he didn't love me back So I grabbed him like a football And pu...
  • Just A Fuck
    Most girls I know are so lame Red hot bods They're all the same Nothing in between the ears Just lots of space Six cans of beer to fuck See you later Thanks aga...
  • Just A Fucking
    Most girls I know are so lame red hot bods, they're all the same nothing in between the ears just lots of space - six cans of beer to fuck the love I have for h...
  • Lemon Water
    (chorus) What in the hell is wrong with people The deranged should be caged What is wrong with people It must be them can't you see That it couldn't be me Where...
  • Lipstick
    on a Tuesday afternoon my mom came in my room and said, "Get the fuck up out of bed, and get a God damn job" So I told her "Hey, hey, fuck you mom and I threw t...
  • Lock Down
    No matter how I try and try The dirt land on my head The push and shove of daily life The stupid thing I've said Have left me wishing I was dead and gone A sile...
  • Looking Good Is All That Matters
    you can't predict if she'll stay or go if she speaks again its a brick i'll throw don't you know her voice will make you want to hang yourself but something mak...
  • Looking Out For #1
    There must be someone out there Who's smiling down on me It's not really fair We all must choose a path I don't even care In rough to our demise Bestow no pity ...
  • Lucky The Donkey
    my mother fucked a donkey down in mexico she had trienta margaritas trienta years ago her purse had just been stolen she had to make some cash for 50,000 pesos ...
  • Marks Ark
    Why? don't vegans have cows for pets? Why? don't they keep them in their apartments? Rights take a chimp to vote in '96 My god cows are smart as a stick If you...
  • Mom
    on a tuesday afternoon my mom came in my room and said get the fuck up outta bed and get a god damn job so i told her hey hey fuck you mom and I threw the phone...
  • Mr Barbeque
    Hey now, welcome to my house I'm gonna' have a BBQ and maybe I'll invite ya' Gotta side of pork Gotta' side of creamy salad Got a jar of cole slaw and a case of...
  • My Chemical Imbalance
    Ah, there's gonna be a killing A killing, killing, killing Drugs are not for healing That guy just ate meat, a-wow! There's gonna be a beating A beating, beati...
  • My Girlfriend
    (chorus) My girl friend she makes me really sick she makes me really sick when she's dancing in the pit yea my girl friend she makes me really she makes me real...
  • My Neighbor's Baby
    I came home real late one friday night I thought i was going to die My head was still pounding from the night before We took some fry Just before i laid down t...
  • My Town
    My town Is a place you'll never come in last My town Is a place that's upside down My town Is a place you'll always have a full glass Once upon a time in a fabr...
  • No More
    I'm crazy I'm out of my mind I said I'm crazy and you're out of time Oh yes, so crazy, so sick of your kind I said I'm crazy baby, and you're out of line Every ...
  • No Such Thing
    Wrap your legs around me baby I'll fill you with my love I'll be pullin' out my power pole girlie And show you what it does Most girls are afraid of me But once...
  • No Such Thing (LIVE)
    wrap your legs around me baby i'll fill you with my love i'll be pullin' out my power pole girlie and show you what it does most girls are afraid of me but once...
  • NRAA
    (chorus) oh i wanna fight yea fight fight fight fight fight for my constitutional right to party and bear arms yea some wars are not worth the fight but that ...
  • Oats
    Welcome to my breakfast table this is what you'll find A different kind of breakfast food that leaves the real ones far behind What's the fucking deal, all thes...
  • Oats (LIVE)
    welcome to my breakfast table this is what you'll find a different kind of breakfast food that leaves the real ones far behind what's the fucking deal, all thes...
  • Octopus Hairpiece
    stop people please while surfing in the ocean i somehow lost my hairpiece i watched my age increase as some pesky octopus took my tuft of manhood from me (cho...