• Old Glory
    American flag waving high Protecting it I want to die I don't know about you man But I'd rather die Than live under communist rules Let 'em go ahead and try Ame...
  • Party Of Two
    he's so tall he's so slim with that shit-eating grin how can i trust him hey who's that in the ten-gallon hat why should i vote for him it sucks big bucks ame...
  • PC
    you know, what pisses me off more than anything is all these people who aren't exactly politically correct like the other day, i was out walking my siberian-ame...
  • Pee In The Shower
    I'm not who you think I am And I think you could use a head exam And I know I'm not always right But how can we make babies If you won't spend the night Just be...
  • Pot
    Pot I need pot you stupid fuckin hippy shits out of dope so throw a fit pot pot is good for my lungs it helps me grow cancer scums pot tie dye shirts are really...
  • Pot (LIVE)
    Pot I need pot you stupid fuckin hippy shits out of dope so throw a fit pot pot is good for my lungs it helps me grow cancer scums pot tie dye shirts are really...
  • Power Up
    The son of god once showed his face upon my tortilla since that day, my faith's renewed he won't let me faulter he guides me down a golden path he shields me fr...
  • Primate Camp
    Big Bang was a theory But now I pose a query But my query's like a question Unlike a man who picked his jeans Darwin started with crustations Add a dose of for...
  • Punkrock Girl
    (verse 1) One Saturay I took a walk to Zipperhead I met a girl there and she almost knocked me dead Punk Rock Girl Please look at me What do you see Lets trav...
  • Rise Above
    Jealous cowards try to control Rise above, we're gonna rise above They distort what we say Rise above, we're gonna rise above Try and stop what we do Rise above...
  • Room For Improvement
    I will never be Something other than a worthless mockery And when I look back I say never again But I seem to end up screwing myself more and more I just can't ...
  • Scholarship In Punk
    You know I never liked high school Though it was my intent To land a scholarship in punk And avoid imprisonment Yeah my rules That's the way it had to be Not s...
  • Season
    this is the season and i'll tell you something i gots a hard on and it aint for nothing this is the season to commit punk rock treason that bullshit detector w...
  • Second DUI
    sound a little tongue tied better swallow your pride cuz you cant find a ride when you drink like a fish maybe you should not drive ill toot my horn as you pick...
  • Secure Horizons
    yea i know i pissed away a lot of dough what a waste of time i spent every dime not planning for a sound financial future invested in the good times you gotta...
  • Shave The Planet
    Because we're Americans We don't give a shit about each other We don't give a shit about the earth And all I want to do is rip you off And fuck you in the ass w...
  • She's Got That Look
    she likes to read i like tv she's checking out my good friend steve (er) she likes a beer i like a shot her parents think i'm selling pot she likes the boys in ...
  • She's Got The Look
    She likes to read I like tv She's checking out my good friend steve She likes a beer I like a shot Her parents think I'm selling pot She likes the boys in the ...
  • Shes Got That Look
    She likes to read, I like TV She's checkin out my good friend Steve She likes a beer, I like a shot Her parents think I'm selling pot She likes the boys in the...
  • Sid Vicious Was Innocent
    Sid shot dope and then got drunk he did it his was "punk" he didn't have a problem till he met that bloody cunt Sid Vicious was innocent they say he killed her ...
  • Skaters Anthem
    Hey how did everybody get in my room? It's saturday, another perfect day Till I hit the boardwalk Headed towards the pier You're fucking gay Fuck you, outta my...
  • Steak
    when will my ship come in? man I really gotta know cause I'm tired at living at the Y with 50 other guys that smell like frenchmen necesidad un bistek salvar al...
  • Steak (Under Water Version)
    when will my ship come in? man i really gotta know cause i'm tired of living at the y with 50 other guys that smell like frenchmen necesidad un bistek salvar el...
  • Sucking Dick For Beer
    She's a little angel only 17 she don't need no money she just winks her eye she wont give you any but if your in a band then she'll call you daddy I think you u...
  • Sucking Dick For Beer (SDFB)
    she's a little angel only 17 but she don't need no money she just winks her eye she won't give you any but if you're in a band then she'll call you daddy i thin...
  • Surfs Up Asshole
    i don't give a shit where you are from the valley some desert or kingdom come you read it in some surf magazine so you all wind up in h first things first wher...
  • Teri Yakimoto
    Teri Yakimoto from TokyoShe came here for 90 days by foreign exchange Teri Yakimoto she barely speak my language she's a genius with a mohawk if only we could t...
  • That's Life
    The girls look really sad Like a trucker who's breath Was smelling bad from Corn nuts and Cokes and Cigarettes Like an orphan Or kids who have turrets Like a hi...
  • The Dreaded Sea Lice Have Come Aboard
    i got a boat and named her dicky moe she's a beauty a real treasure trove i've read the manual now i'm ready for the sea chart a course - erotic ports for dicky...
  • The Kkk Took My Baby Away
    Well She Went Away For The Holidays, Said Shes Going Too LA But She Never Got There Never Got There, Never got There they say yea oh oh oh She Went Away For The...
  • The Next Faux Mohican
    now that alterna-rocks officially dead and all the white kids dress just like emenem i member michael on his victory tour back then he was black but now im not ...
  • This Won't Hurt A Bit
    I Tell you not to drink so much, my god you never listen If it happens one more time it's me that you'll be missin Take it back Don't make me raise my hand Don...
  • Thought Provoking Sonic Device
    Got a thing or two I want to say Gonna knock you down if your in my way Don't want no peace or love and kindness All I really ever need is Silence! I'll tell y...
  • Ticket To Quebec
    i'm proud to be an american the ones who dropped the bom if we invade your country it won't take us to long the liberals think i'm crazy because i feel this wa...
  • Toilet
    Now the time is here Toilet talk is what is near In an outhouse outside my pad My sense of smell makes me see red My dog takes a drink From the toilet which mak...
  • Twins
    When I think of you I ponder all the things ah that we could do Like take-away some Chinese And we'll make home brew That's what we could do When I think of us ...
  • Under My Skin
    You're under my skin like needled and pins You really start to bug me But there is no end You're a bad bad drug Like the one you're hooked on Trying to addict m...
  • Under The Sea
    If I lived under the sea sea sea I think it would be neat as it could be be be I could visit all the fish anytime I wish If I lived under the sea I could harpo...
  • Up Your Bum
    Worked all day go out get a pint tonight The mods show up on Camden gonna be a fight Oppression from society on my back Maggie you'll see Got no worries cause I...
  • Upside Down Space Cockroach
    I've seen a lone finger waving in the air A simple celebration of self-despair The transmission means nothing This man is unaware All alone in the stadium survi...
  • Use Your Mind
    Don't tell me that there is nothing wrong It's right in front of you If you just open your eyes You'll find necessity to change you don't have to be afraid but ...
  • Vacation
    I never wanted to be in charge I never really wanted to have a big car I was always told if I worked real hard I'd always be a sucker And my life would pass me ...
  • Veggicide
    Something's up Something's on my mind I try to go to sleep I try to pass the time What gives you the right To kill a harmless carrot Growing in God's sunlight ...
  • Veggicide (LIVE)
    something's up something's on my mind i try to go to sleep i try to pass the time what gives you the right to kill a harmless carrot growing in god's sunlight y...
  • Viva America
    We'll blow you off the map you may think you got it pretty bad well, my friend, you should be fuckin glad because you take for granted everything you've got tr...
  • Walk Of Shame
    In the hall late for class Night before still kickin my ass Forty minutes till I'm on my own Forty-five till my mind is blown Pulling in to the neighborhood Ano...
  • Wasted Lives
    wasted lives the blood runs red suns gonna rise and we'll all be dead wasted lives ty's inbred when he has kids they will have mongoloid heads wasted lives ch...
  • Wated Lives
    wasted lives (x4) wasted lives the blood runs red suns gonna rise and we'll all be dead wasted lives ty's inbred when he has kids they will have mongoloid heads...
  • What If?
    Dateline the early 1970's The now world famous rock quartet The doors, lead singer James Morrison Has recently died While down but certainly not out The survivi...
  • What Then
    Underage, in a foreign land Come to think of it, it was Japan Pickin' pockets, fillin' mine with yen Discovering machines that vend I'd like to leave, not 'til ...
  • What You Like About Me
    beat me beat me up, beat me down, beat me silly beat me anyway you want why don't you hurt me hurt me here, hurt me there hurt me now where its gonna hurt the ...
  • What's Gone Wrong
    What the hell is going on We never get to play Are we too drunk Are they too drunk It's just the scene today The owner of your clu Would like to hear it Nice a...
  • What's Gone Wrong (LIVE)
    it's a 3 day weekend i'm loading up my truck got tons of beer might shoot a deer blow the shit out of a duck stever's got a cross bow jamie a shotgun anything t...
  • What's The Big Deal?
    Its a 3 day weekend Im loading up my truck Got tons of beer Might shoot a deer Blow the shit out of a duck Steve's got a crossbow Jamie a shotgun Anything that ...
  • Whats Gone Wrong
    what the hell is going on we never get to play are we too drunk are they too drunk it's just the scene today the owner of your clu would like to hear it nice an...
  • Where Was I
    well, country's in the red soon we'll be dead no life, not even a flower cause atomic power scares the shit out of you there's nothing you can do undecided men ...
  • Where Was I? (LIVE)
    well, country's in the red soon we'll be dead no life, not even a flower cause atomic power scares the shit out of you there's nothing you can do undecided men ...
  • Whiskey
    Do you know what I want No I don't think you know what I want yea Gotta think of me When I think about us I think about everything Give it back your out of tim...
  • Your Late
    Oh my God, what time is it? I'm late again, this sucks Where's my other shoe? FUCK! I need a drink-god damn! Did I get gas last night? Oh, well, roll the dice ...