• AEIOU
    U! U! U! U! A-E-I-O-U-A-E-I-O-U! Yes, yes, these are Satan's vowels No! No! These are Gor-Gor's vowels No-N-N-No-N-N-No-N-N-NoYes Yes, though rows of noses bloc...
  • Americanized
    I'm Americanized 9 (nine) tons o' crack a day It's up my butt, the USA All you people will worship us-- You worship me, but still you suck USA--I'm Americanized...
  • Antarctican Drinking Song
    Yes this Arctic wasteland was once a paradise But soon we sickened of it because it was too nice Desiring more hardship, we turned the world around But now we a...
  • Anti-Anti-Christ
    Ive read all these words that are lies about you Ive waited for worlds to die without you And I will wait no more Heaping virgins around me I summon the Oberamm...
  • B.D.F.
    Dead.. Baby Dick Fuck Baby Dick Fuck Take your fat tongue! And curl it into a 'U', You take and unborn child who knows not what you do [Chorus:] Baby Dick Fuck ...
  • Baby Raper
    Babyraper, sperm creator Hulking, brutish masturbator Babyraper, emasculator Fleshy flap valve navigator Never leave me, Babyraper Melted cum ejaculator Spackle...
  • Back In Crack
    This journey Without time Always the beginning Yetperpetual end Found we'd never left This time A battle un-won In the center of it again For this time death is...
  • Back to Iraq
    We was part of the slaughter they called Desert Storm We maimed and we murdered in the name of "Norm" Now As civilian and purpose I lack I'm getting ready to go...
  • Bad Bad Men
    Billy was and orphan, Tommy was a whore Poe got drunk in Baltimore Getting drunk and shooting guns was all he ever had Could it be that's what made our boy so b...
  • Beat You To Death
    I am a throwback to primeval hate I'm easy to anger and quick to enrage Get in my way and you forfeit your life I'll orphan your children and widow your wife Fi...
  • Black And Huge
    You know I'm totally flaccid - I'm just a limp, mega-prick You know I'm looking for a stupid white chick [Chorus:] Because I'm black and huge Black and huge Bla...
  • Blimey
    At home we're bored Just got off another shitty tour Moat filled with flaming pus Sleazy, he wont talk to us Fondle fish in way illegal Coffin filled with dirty...
  • Bloody Mary
    Ice world, eternal night, doors are chained and barred Toiling slaves die in droves, this life is hard Theres a Balrog in the woodpile, in the corner, dead cana...
  • Bone Meal
    Piles of burnt corpses, we're turning the screws--Turn 'em into bone meal for our troops to use! Turn on the ovens, get in the shower, get out the wheelbarrows,...
  • Bône Meal
    Piles of burnt corpses, we're Turning the screws--Turn 'em into Bone meal for our troops to use! Turn On the ovens, get in the shower, get Out the wheelbarrows...
  • Bonesnapper
    When I first saw him He was standing in the rain Fading light, it still gave sight, to the faces The faces of the slain How many have fallen before you? How ma...
  • Bring Back The Bomb
    Hiroshima, A shadow burned in time Nagasaki, naked baby melts alive Burnt flesh and rubble from sea to dead shore Such a hideous theatre of war But that was the...
  • Captain Crunch
    Everybody needs somebody to abuse Every body needs alotta stuff to eat Every body gonna be a body one day--Having fun? (Mortal scum) Rest assured it's not for l...
  • Child
    Having a child with a person I don't even know Jumping up and down in the crowd she got a face full of blow She caught the sperm in her mouth And then she put i...
  • Cool Place To Park
    [Sang by Beefcake, Only on CD version] Frozen it time We watched as you grew Now the ice is gone And now, we travel on - Seems like forever Y'know we're look fo...
  • Crack In The Egg
    The egg was spawned in our mutation pit In the bowels of your Earth it was grown Feeding on the blood of you loinspawn And all the filthy load that was blown No...
  • Crush, Kill, Destroy
    Everything that ever was, and all that there will ever be Flesh and blood and stick and stone, all is laid to waste by me I crush you as I would a fly I kill yo...
  • Death Pod
    Death Pod comes from the sky - it does Through the space, through the stone Where the Master grows his clones Where the legions wage eternal war We were born in...
  • Decay Of Grandeur
    Lights fade, all is shade Zombies stalk the promenade This is promise of eternity Piles of dead, impaled head Steaming peat is wretched red They say history is ...
  • Destroyed
    He's got plenty of drugs But he can't find his guitar Winds up drowning in puke Or with a needle hanging out of his arm This is plea for drugs This is a plea f...
  • Dirty, Filthy
    Dirty, filthy, dirty, filthy, filthy, filthy, dirty, filthy, dirty, filthy, filthy, filthy You're dirty filthy baby, well I'm dirty filthy too You're dirty filt...
  • Don't Need A Man
    Hush my baby, Don't cry tonight My ears are sick of that sound I've been searching For someone to love Looks like your all that that I've found I've been up I'v...
  • Drop Drawers
    (Clip of drop drawers) (oderus scatting) that's right kids don't be afraid to drop your drawers down drop 'em down laddy's drop 'em down lassie's drop 'em down...
  • Eat Steel
    [Sang by Beefcake The Mighty] I see you coming a mile away I will not listen to a word you say [Chorus:] Look into my cold, dark eyes I will never apologize And...
  • Eight Lock
    No one to see Nowhere to go Nothing to do No one to know Eighth lock Eighth lock Nothing will live Nothing will grow No one will care No one will know Eighth...
  • End
    ENDLESS APOCALYPSE ENDLESS ENDLESS APOCALYPSE There wasn't any reason To change the melody Are you a real person Or do you just play one on TV? People say - why...
  • Endless Apocalypse
    ENDLESS APOCALYPSE ENDLESS ENDLESS APOCALYPSE There wasn't any reason To change the melody Are you a real person Or do you just play one on TV? People say - why...
  • Escape From The Mooselodge
    GWAR, the once mighty Scumdogs of the Universe wallow in the filth that their lives have become Drug addicted, riddled with disease They're not dogs, they're ju...
  • F#Cking An Animal
    Oh Am Fuckin' an animal! Fuckin' an animal Holdin' on the horn Fuckin' an animal I'm involved with porn Fuckin' an animal Sure is nice and warm in here In my...
  • Fight
    [Sang by Beefcake The Mighty] [Bass by Oderus] Cruising through town, slack-jawed tongue out You're a moron Turn on the radio Afraido Fire up that dim bulb And ...
  • Filthy Flow
    Well I been following the filthy flow Cause filth's the only way I'll ever know You look at me and you start to laugh You won't laugh when your cut in half I la...
  • Fire In The Lions
    Oftimes you'll find me raving, sometimes you'll find me sick To wake me up this morning you hit me with a brick Can I help it if I am rather thick? Maybe we ca...
  • First Rule Is
    outside bombs explode I am sitting on the commode soon they'll reach the day-care center soon they'll bag the smashed placenta thanks for the cookies mom sent y...
  • Fishfuck
    Fishfuck, baby Gonna fuck you with a fish [X2] Gonna take a rivercarp and ram it up your butt You slut You whore Why are you my Mom? Fishfuck, baby Gonna fuck y...
  • Fistful Of Teeth
    Too soon the killing was over The stench of death was all that remained Death he commands in this poison land Distributing pain The choking sky, black buzzards ...
  • Friend
    You are my friend, friend, friend, friend But you no know nothing [X4] You do not treat me this way! [X4] My friend, right or wrong Even if they are completely ...
  • Fucking An Animal
    OooohIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaammmfuckin' an animal! Fuckin' an animal Holding on the horns Fuckin' an animal I'm involved with porn Fuckin' an animal Sure is nice ...
  • Gilded Lily
    Well I've been wearing a gilded lily Cunningly carved in a manner frilly To my design it was created No deviation was tolerated My gilded lily, he thinks he's f...
  • Go To Hell!
    The halls of our keep rock with ruin and war The walls cry and crumble, Broken the sword The tombs and the tomes The world's honeycombed We must possess the und...
  • Gonna Kill U
    Oh Yeah Oh no Yeah I'm gonna kill you I'm Gonna cut you up I'm Gonna kill you Gotta bust you up And I aint gonna give you anything And I am gonna track you down...
  • Gonna Kill You
    Oh Yeah Oh no Yeah I'm gonna kill you I'm Gonna cut you up I'm Gonna kill you Gotta bust you up And I aint gonna give you anything And I am gonna track you down...
  • Gor-Gor
    Gor-Gor Gor-Gor comes and sirens wail Mournful drone of babbling fail Thunderous gnashing firestorm Flames illuminate his form Gor-Gor comes and you must die Sw...
  • GWAR Theme
    Gazing through the toothy maw-- you could not conceive what I saw-- In my land there is no sun--In my country there are no guns--OK! 'Cause we are Gwar!!! And w...
  • Ham On The Bone
    Can you hear the whispering wind Over the screams of your dying friends? Did you know your life is mine? [Chorus:] You know what I got Ham on the bone A little ...
  • Hate Love Songs
    I hate love songs and I hate lovers I hate everything that I can't have so I hate you I hate love songs and I hate lovers I hate everything that I can't have s...
  • Have You Seen Me
    Have You Seen Me? by Gwar off their America Must Be Destroyed album Mommies I've been stealing your babies Gag the brat and then maybe I'll suck out his brain ...
  • Horror Of Yig
    "Horror is a face, and you must make a friend of horror horror and moral terror are your friends and they are not that they are your enimies the horror" [from "...
  • I Love The Pigs
    We stand before the gates of Hell Smeared with filthy bacon smell Not all cops are pigs Some of them are dicks It is their duty to beat you with a BIG FUCKING S...
  • I Suck on My Thumb
    Every time that I see you I think that you're dum Every time that I see you I suck on my thum You're asking a question How come Every time that I see you I suck...
  • I'm In Love
    When I first met you, I knew I loved you Now I mount your hips Now I read Now that one + one is two, I don't wanna Your mind, your slimey hind--Sublime! Cum in...
  • If I Could Be That
    Angry Stupid Drunken Violent Angry Stupid Bitter Won't be silent I wanna be something I wanna see something I'm gonna get nothing I want you I wanna be somethin...
  • Immortal Corruptor
    Centuries of carnage Centuries of chaos yet unfolding A planet built on bone Spinning in a space Unmolded Armies are arrayed Like toys on tabletops it's almost...
  • In Her Fear
    In her fear in her fear in her fear You tried to walk away How far did you go And then you came back You called to let me know I went to visit you I rode on a b...
  • Jack The World
    Rid yourself of all the worthless crap in which you wallow Here's an iron fist of death for you to swallow Undead from Antarctia, the signals pumping free C'mon...
  • Jagermonsta
    If you look at it you'll get drunk Frothing mass of filthy chunk Bloodshot eye and boiling spew To kick the ass of punks like you Seeking ancient wisdom, drinki...
  • Je M'appelle J Cousteau
    I was there at the cattle fair Where lump fairies swear at glories far beyond the fabric that she wears He said 'do you want a chair?' I'd join him anywhere! A...
  • Jiggle The Handle
    [Sang by Scroda Moon, The Toilet, Oderus Urungus, Slymenstra Hymen, and Beefcake The Mighty] [Scroda:] GWAR, I bring forth the portal potty Coming to feed on ...
  • King Queen
    One thing that I know: That everywhere I fucking go People writhe with piles of corpses, Rotting on there down below And they all beg forgiveness And so you kno...
  • Knife In Yer Guts
    My knife if your guts, it's all come to this My knife if your, you crumple and twist You're grabbing my arm, you try to resist I do it again, it's all come to t...
  • Krak Down
    Krak down! Your melted essence is my tool And I appropriate your nugget jewel Chemically wrap around aroma In the bathtub in a coma Getting drunk with Earth's e...
  • Krosstika
    What's that symbol above the oven Beaming it's malice to all that we shove in In the War Party we ake every side United as one until everyone dies Symbol of hat...
  • Lets Blame The Lightman
    It's falling, It's falling, It's falling on the ground, yeah It's falling on the ground, yeah Lets blame the lightman for our own mistakes We'll blame the whole...
  • Letter From The Scallop Boat
    Dear Oderus Urungus Hey man, do you remember me ? I remember you I was the guy with the grizzled face and the lousy weed And the really bad tattoo And now I'm d...
  • Licksore
    Lonely And Crippled She Lives All Alone Stares Out The Window, No One On The Telephone Her Only Friend ?A Little Kitty Kat She Feeds It A Lot Kitty Pretty Fat ...
  • Lost God
    All gods die All gods speak All gods lie all gods forever wallow in slime all gods before me, swallowed by time I am trapped in eternal time I am the lost god ...
  • Love Surgery
    Yes you are Your flesh is insignificant Still you drag yourself here on bloody stumps I recreate you amputate you You defile my womb hahahahahaha However weak i...
  • Low Rider
    All my friends know the low rider The low rider is a little higher The low rider drives a little slower Low rider, is a real goer Hey Low rider knows every s...
  • Maggots
    Vile forms of Necros lie rotting my mind Feasting like maggots - maggots in flesh So left your ruined cortex behind Now the maggot knows glee as it nibbles on y...
  • Martydumb
    You remember the lessons taught in your past? And how old you were Before you wondered how many were lies? They tried to teach about the anti-Christ They tried ...
  • Martyr Dumb
    You remember the lessons taught in your past? And how old you were Before you wondered how many were lies? They tried to teach about the anti-Christ They tried ...
  • Martyrdumb
    You remember the lessons taught in your past? And how old you were Before you wondered how many were lies? They tried to teach about the anti-Christ They tried ...
  • Mary Anne
    [Sang by Balsac The Jaws Of Death] You don't ever call me on the phone to say "Hell-O" and if I call you only say "goodbye" Watching TV, how re-runs make me cry...
  • Meat Sandwich
    In the name of GWAR, in the name of love In the name of the blood dripping out of the sun I call out your God, till before me he stands But don't send me Jesus,...
  • Message from the Scallop Boat
    Dear Oderus Urungus Hey man, do you remember me? I remember you I was the guy with the grizzled face and the lousy weed And the really bad tattoo And now I'm do...
  • Morality Squad
    The Morality Squad by Gwar off their America Must Be Destroyed album We're the morality squad Armed with the wrath of God My name is Granbo And here's my holy ...
  • Murderer's Muse
    Why the hell are they trying to kill us? Why did they nuke my crib? Don't want to cry like a bay But somebody hand me a bib This fucking sucks, where is Sleazy?...
  • My Girly Ways
    [Sang by Slymenstra] She is the creator of life Sacrifice my will To give you some time You shall pay dearly And now I give you a second chance To correct your ...
  • Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong
    Ahhhsweet youth The joys of becoming a teenage prostitute Or in my case a blood-crazed gladiator Til I got stuck on this planet and got hooked On the weed and t...
  • None But The Brave
    Welcome back, is it the same? Smelly but now old and lame Did you ever think to miss me? Here's my ass, come on and kiss me We come on out here, none but the b...
  • Nudged
    Did you ever stay up late wondering if you'd been screwed? Or ever really know how much money they're making off of you? Welcome to the club, aye, that's the ru...
  • Ollie North
    Lickylickylickylickylicklicklickkk Licklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklic Take a lickylickreemmyass lick my fat cock Gaygaygaygaygaygaygaygay086LOAFFFFF Oh whe...
  • Püre As The Ã?rctic Snôw
    Long ago--We lay frozen deep in snow It Was nice--suspended in the endless ice Time Flew by--Worlds did weep and kingdoms Died But still we slept--knowing th...
  • Penguin Attack
    THEY ATTACK THEY ATTACK They are on a rampage Unleashed from ancient time Stumbling from the ice age Marching side by side Beaks of steel are flaming Women are ...
  • Penile Drip
    Penile Drip You gotta love it when the blisters spread all over your hands The Penile Drip You gotta love it when the blisters come up all over your hands Penil...
  • Penis I See
    They won't talk but still they say You kill for kicks, you got bills to pay Well baby I got bills to pay Don't make me act that way? Don't make me Don't make me...
  • Pepperoni
    You say that you want some pepperoni I'll give you a fistful of my pepperoni You say that you want some ramajama I said I'd treat'cha If I meet'cha in the bathr...
  • Pocket Pool
    Little Flopsy flaps around He flaps on up and flaps on down He's just flippy flappy happy slappy kind crappy clown Flap Flopsy flap, wrap a slimey lap around th...
  • Poor Ole Tom
    This is the story of poor ole tom: He wakes, crusted in vomit He sobs, his bowels release His face is painted like a clown His face contorts in agony [Chorus:] ...
  • Pre-Skool Prostitute
    I saw a friend just the other day he didn't have too much to say He looked crazy, he looked insane He couldn't talk because his tongue was inflamed And then he ...
  • Preschool Prostitute
    I saw a friend just the other day he didn't have too much to say He looked crazy, he looked ashamed He couldn't talk because his tongue was inflamed And then he...
  • Pure As The Arctic Snow
    Long ago--We lay frozen deep in snow It was nice--suspended in the endless ice Time flew by--Worlds did weep and kingdoms died But still we slept--knowing that ...
  • Pussy Planet
    Into the valley we go To bliss the witch, she sucking Ultimate power Life's suck zonk zone Stands over you Squat launching you WAHHH WAHHHHH Humans squirm, stom...
  • Rag Na Rok
    To die, perchance to sin, that's the ru For in that sleep of sin, what, what kingdom may come? What of the limitless sex and violence in the wake of RagNaRok We...
  • Rock & Roll Party Town
    Rock and roll--Dyn-O-Mite!!!! Party all dayParty all nite!!! Hey there girl--Do you like my big dick? Hey there baby--suck it!!! Til it gets real thick! Rock an...
  • Rock And Roll Party Town
    Rock and roll- dyn-o-mite!!! Party all day party all night!!! Hey there girl - do you like my big dick? Hey there baby - suck it till it gets real thick! Rock ...